They NEVER get the F-ing Joke [ 7 ]

:: Alter, adjust, adapt.. they mean the same thing ::

I wanted to prove a point to the world on that night. I just did not want to be another name that would propel another’s to a height that they have already reached; already shattered that imaginary glass ceiling that was placed over them - what would be considered their goal before greater. It is so easy to get caught up in the mindless bullshit that is constantly going around you, day in and day out. The spats between former friends who are now rivals because finally business is picking up and that all clear choosing side is now in full effect. Even down to just questioning the motives behind how things work, why people aren’t taking what they have earned and the world being subjected to what is being handed to them in place of that. Sadly, not everyone deserves what they get, the facts don’t lie - no matter how someone fucking feels about that.

Heh. Saying that goes hand in hand with my thought.

When I approached this, I knew that my time with my dance partner was coming to an end. I knew that going into that match - I had no intentions on just allowing another championship title to slip through my fingers. I have had that happen before so many times this year alone. World Championships that were seconds away from being mine, just for someone to pull you out the ring or the champion decides to give up the fight and gets themselves ejected. I couldn’t afford for that to happen this time, not after everything that has lead to this.

After a disappointing battle at Heatstroke, the record doesn’t lie - I have yet to be defeated by pinfall or submission. The record doesn’t lie - I have beaten some of those who this company believes.. Yes, I said believes.. to be their top talent. Momentum aside, booking aside, in some people’s eyes, I have done enough to petition a match with this so called Death, herself - which I have seen Death -- as you can see I made that capital, and she is way more elegant. All in all though, that is coming real soon.

That bell rang and the two of us went to war. At first, I wanted to make it personal. I wanted to sit there and force that woman to take back everything she said. To have her lay flat on her face and beg me to release whatever submission I had applied, being the submission specialist that I am. I wanted to go into her house, the very same one that she was renting out and play by her rules. I wanted to unleash that controlled chaos that I have molded and shaped to do my bidding and fuck up her establishment, one move at a time. It worked, I made her realize that I was no joke, but then her greed came into play. Her desire and that frustration was her undoing. Ring awareness, that was all it took and a little bit of timing and I got lucky..

Luck.. that’s something that I don’t wish to people anymore because it amounts to shit in my books. Luck.. THAT is that shit that goodie goodie’s tell someone when they want to sound and give off that presence of sportsmanship. I don’t believe in luck.. I believe in results but on that night, I got lucky.. To some, others?

I had just dethroned the second best person to ever hold the Xcel Championship, the first being a man who defended this belt more times than some probably remember. Someone who just didn't hold the championship title. The VoW Nation were now on their feet, you would expect some people in the back locker room to have been losing their shit because their champion was just dethroned by a nobody, but for the last couple of months, has become a threat to all here. You’d expect it to be a happy time.. but it wasn’t.

Insubstantial, idle, nugatory.. In a word? Empty.

Yes, I pinned this woman. Yes, I was the rightful owner of the Xcel Championship title. But I felt empty. I get this isn’t the World Championship - but as of this moment, it fucking will be treated as such. I get that this wasn’t a big show match feel - but moving forward, each and every time the champ gets inside that ring, you better believe that it will. In a word, lackluster.

I didn’t want to be bothered, I didn’t want any bullshit sportsmanship like conduct from someone who felt the same way. We go from a draw to a submission turned pinfall and we are supposed to end it like that? Could you have imagined if someone else were in the match and the former? Constance? Wasn’t even pinned? Do you think she’d just leave that shit alone? Of course not.

So, why should I?

I closed the gap, I allowed for a quick second, to show the woman in front of me a side of me that not many get to see. I was livid, I was pissed off. Fuck the people in the locker room who might not like me. Fuck the people in their fancy suits who may not like when I question them - now I see why Joanna is gunning for your throats, I might have to join that game soon as well. The VoW Nation deserved better than some quickly thought up match. They deserve better than having to be subjected to bullshit leading up to something that could’ve, would’ve but didn’t feel magical.

But Ayana, Lady J, bitch!? What are you trying to say? Well, reader, listener and that all favorite know it all dirt sheet.. I am going to tell you!

This isn’t over between Constance Chapin and myself. As champion I have a duty to uphold just like she did. I made it well known that there will be a third match between the two of us - hands down. There won’t be anything holding us back. There won’t be any rope breaks to limit us from ripping each other apart. The next time she and I step into the ring, she will be coming to MY HOUSE! Sadly, it is nothing like a Xcel Rules match.. yes, I KNOW what this title is based off of..

But you can’t really expect someone like me, the Lady Joker, not to have an ace up her sleeve especially when I am mad..

I have said it once and I will continue to say it under it holds water -

I came to VoW to find the best.. Which now has become BE the best!
I came to VoW to start anew..
I came to VoW because I intend on building up the masses..
I came to fucking VoW to start a revolution and make a change..

No matter what the next challenge is going to be. Whether or not these two individuals are going to show up and show out - it means nothing. The way I have been feeling lately, the mood that I have been in.. heh.. I need to watch the world burn off the uselessness from VoW, those people who just get lucky and deem what they do suitable for anything substantial. There is no such thing as an easy win..

Tristan Ambrose and Arthur Kingsley probably already know that, right?
These two already probably know that they were thrown into the lion's den without proper warning. Especially when you are fighting against a woman who you can’t prepare for, you can assume you are ready.. But you really never are. Then, you are facing off against the former champion who, for all intents and purposes, probably won’t be happy about losing.

If there were any perfect time to earn your stripes boys, this match would be it.
Sadly for you guys though, I still have a couple more names I need to add to my petition for my world title shot, so at your expense.. I will be knocking you the fuck out.

Insert shrug here.. Ha.. simple, right?



I’ve wondered for a while, how does VoW see me?
Not the hopefuls who buy tickets for the event just to cheer for their Lady J
No. Those in the back locker room who believe that their shit don’t stink.. But it reeks

The conductor of chaos, the one who wears the top hat and goes around in a very dapper suit. That is what you think you you hear my name. You think of some woman who decided that one day she was going to sit down, read a bunch of comics and become a figurehead in this social media driven society. To the point to where hard work isn’t rewarded anymore and just crying, bitching and moaning all the time and meaningless bullshit seems to get people farther than actually busting your ass and being able to back up that claim. You’d expect someone who claimed this moniker to do things out of the ordinary. Never to truly be in control at all times and be able to control what she can and what she cannot - she ignites and watches it burn.

That’s not what people expect from the Lady Joker though..

In this line of work, I have been called everything but the Lady Joker by those who want to assume they will get farther by attacking it.. Than looking at the person who holds the mask in her hand, if we must put it in perspective. They see something that they can sit on a microphone, talk your head off for about ten minutes about and assume that they are ‘ billy bad ass ‘ . Until they meet Billy bad ass and learn that they are better off in upper low-card than fucking around with someone like me.

I don’t have to pretend to be crazy, the best people are. That just wasn’t some lyric that was used in my old theme song from Melanie Martinez. It was from a little story that holds truth even today. I know I am not all the way here at times, I know what my limit is before I just say fuck it and do what needs to be done.. But not everyone gets that. I have beaten the shit out of those who have questioned my claim to the Joker’s Crown. I have made sure that those people who have stood up against me - all have taken a seat.

Take note; now that I am Xcel Champion - things are going to change..

This isn’t a game. There aren’t fifteen fucking versions of me out there. Just one. A VoW visionary when she isn’t out there cause chaos elsewhere.

But the warden of the Asylum that she brings everywhere she goes - funny thing is, some of you are already members of it.


“ How does it feel to be someone important? “

Isn’t that the million dollar fucking question of the day, good one. “ It feels amazing. You know, it has been such a long time since I could look at myself in the mirror and feel like all of my hard work was finally paying off. Working two different companies and being the one who will be able to spearhead a new era in them. For once, an era that will probably cause more trouble than what it is actually worth. The other? A revolution that will leave marks not only on this championship title but the way things are done as well.. “, The Lady Joker said with a smile on her features as she sat in front of a couple of people of interest at a meet and greet in order to spread the news about not only herself but also to promote what she loves doing - fighting.

I don’t want to be here.
I rather be at the house sitting there under the covers doing absolutely nothing.
If Chava were here, I could’ve cancelled and gave some bullshit reason as to why.
But of course.. My support has done disappeared so, now I have to do this shit..

“ Miss Massey! Quick Question! What are your plans for the coming weeks!? You haven’t announced a challenger for the Xcel Championship title nor have you hinted to finding one. Constance part three? “

Starting to feel like a fucking tape recorder.. “ I have plans, but in this line of business. If every tom, dick and harry knows your every move and how you feel on a constant basis, where is the excitement at? Where is the appeal or mystique? There is none. It becomes dull, basic, just like some people I work with. I kinda refuse to have something become like that. As far as things went on Breakthrough, if you all paid fuc - any attention to the closing, I made it very clear that my business with Constance was not[/i] done.. Next question “, Massey said as she had to caught herself from saying something that could’ve looked bad on everyone’s parts.

I am not like everyone who just spews serious bullshit on my social media page.
I love doing what I do, I love talking with memes because it is random and fun
Why would I take twitter seriously especially when I can watch young and the restless on demand?

Shots.. I know..

“ Hey! I have a question for you. When are you going to finally wake up to the idea that in this world, you are fighting a losing battle? That there may be someone else who is trying to gain your attention by playing a dangerous game that you refuse to open your eyes to? You have enemies in high places that that isn’t good for neither of us.. Especially when you continue to keep me locked inside a cell.. “

That voice..
It was mine.. But..

Standing up in the front row was a blurry figure with an apparent smirk on her feature. No matter when or where, this wasn’t the first time that she noticed this to happen. In a sense, she knew exactly who that was. Like clockwork, everything around the two of them disappeared and there stood the two of them.

“ That doesn’t concern you one bit.. “, Ayana answered

Circling the woman, the figure began to become whole. She ran her fingers along the shoulder blades of the woman who claimed to be the Lady Joker on the outside.

“ One day, one day soon, you are going to be faced with the reality that sometimes, that voice inside your head isn’t lying to you. You don’t have a Mireya right now. You don’t have a Chava either. It is just you and me. It has always been this way since you were younger, it will be that way until we die. You’ll open your eyes to the idea one day.. JMC isn’t the only one who hears voices inside his head and answers them - you’ll need me.. like always, warden.. “

Pushing her, this falling sensation quickly came over Ayana as she turned to look up to the figure waving..

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Jumping out of her sleep, she pinched the sheets close to her frame as she attempted to regulate her breathing. She ran her fingers through her hair, pulling it back and out of her face before surveying the room around her. She noticed her clothes that she wore to that very same meet and greet that was very apparent in her vivid dream. Shaking her head, the woman reached for her phone to see its time brightly shining from the LED screen [ 4:39 A.M ].

Another sleepless night and that same shit happening in my dreams again. I haven’t had a good nights rest since Breakthrough, I suppose? Where did I go wrong? Was it because I have concerned myself with stuff that shouldn’t even matter? Was it because deep down, I was trying to tell myself that a shit storm was coming and I wanted to be mentally prepared for it? Or.. was I scared of being alone?

That last thought made her a very displeasing feeling in her stomach as if that were the correct answer. Looking on her phone, she noticed that she had a missed phone call and a missed voicemail from Mireya in addition to a couple of messages from her. A small smile pulled to the corners of her features but it was dismissed when she looked at a multicolored card on her night stand.

Oh yeah. After my appearance, some guy in a suit and shades gave me that. Saying something about I’ll know when to call that number on the back of it.. Dammit Ayana, what did I get myself into this time unintentionally?

Clicking on the voice mail from Mireya, she put the phone on speaker and placed her hand over her face, trying to regain what little nerves she could.

“ I didn’t want anything. I missed your voice, I heard that you had a rough day from Katsu, you better be taking care of my baby.. and yourself too. Call me when you get a chance later.. I need to talk to you about something that I ran across, it’s important.. “

That isn’t cryptic at all .. Later though.. What else could fuck up my day?

***

“ You look like shit.. Here.. “, Kendall handed Ayana a cup of coffee as the young woman sat at her island style table in her kitchen with her hood over her head and a very displeased look on her features. Sitting next to her, she turned the tablet on and began to watch the replay of Breakthrough fifty with her.

Thanks kid, that’s fucking reassuring.. “ I’ll let that one slide because you are probably right. How’s school been? “, Ayana asked the young woman who sat there with her breakfast and shrugged her shoulders. Moments like these with Kendall were hard to come by since their schedules were totally different. After school, Kendall had activities and so on, so there were times that she would come home and be alone for a while before Ayana would come back.

“ It has been alright, no complaints. Homecoming and so on in a couple of weeks so there is that. Everyone is getting prepared for that. Class wise? I am doing fine. Everything is pretty simple. How about yourself? From the way that you have been looking lately, and walk the floors - it shows you haven’t been sleeping.. “, Kendal made the case as she continued to watch the show on her tablet. Her face wasn’t pleased at a couple of things that were on the screen

“ I mean, you already know, I don’t have to explain it to you. Work is work as always, I mean you are watching the shit that I have to put up with. You are watching the same thing that I had to watch after I had a chance to get on the plane and take it all in. I sat there with the Xcel Championship in my lap, just thinking about what I can do different than those who had this championship before me. I think back to Stacy Jones, who held the belt twice and only defended it once. I think back to PKA and Brett Carson, the man who more or less caused so much shit with no real result. If anyone, I want to be better than Ryder Blade, someone who took on all challengers but fell to the woman that I had to. If I were to drop this, I want to be better than the person who held it before. Kendall, since then, you’re right, I haven’t been able to sleep. I have been trying to figure out the how. I don’t want to be that person who wins one big match and then gets showered but if someone like you were to look back - I didn’t have the numbers to match my words or anything “, Ayana expressed as she sat there and took the cup to her lips and sipped on it for a second

“ Tell me how you really feel? “, Kendall said as she turned her attention towards Ayana

Smart ass.. “ I am just saying. Pressure? I don’t have that. Hell, I am looking towards this week differently than anyone else. I see this as a means to show the world what I can do. I see this as a means to grab the one weapon of choice that this business doesn’t just give to anyone and let my voice be heard. I am facing Tristan Ambrose and the upcomer Arthur Kingsley alongside Constance this week. I don’t have any fears.. But I know what it feels like to be hungry, I know what it feels like to want to prove your worth and make a statement. Hell, if anything, they are going to be that.. I wouldn’t expect anything less.. “, Ayana said as she smiled to herself, thinking about it all

That’s the truth, I don’t expect anything less from two people who need to make a name in this business for themselves. I don’t take anything away from their past. I won’t even make that stupid ass comment about how it doesn’t matter. Nine times out of ten..

It’ll be another night at the office..



I cannot fault a seventeen year old who wants to pretend that she is my equal. I can’t. To her, she sees me as nothing more than her teacher, wrestling instructor, mentor but the biggest one, friend. Frustrated isn’t the term that I would use, but it was apparent. I’ve always hated when I thought something was happening and then I look around and everyone else was sitting on their thumbs trying to figure out what their next move was going to be. That very same one that was going to be presented to them. I hated it.

Between the lunches with Datura and the mindless flirting that we do just to keep each other entertained. Sitting down and staying with my twin, the Harlequin herself, Melissa Ramsey. Even down to those quiet moments when I hold a conversation with Nina Stokes - LeCavalier and among my most favorite nowadays, a VoW alumni, Scarlet Flint.

They have been keeping this woman grounded and not acting an ass. Of course, there is only so much they can do before I am sitting in Management's office pulling the carpet from up underneath them.

And here I thought being a champion was supposed to be a happy time..


I needed the opinion of someone else who has been trying to do the same thing that I have been for years. Maybe, it was more so for conversation. Maybe it was for comfort. Maybe? All it was.. Was just because I wanted to sit down and talk to someone who was looking on the outside in. In the last couple of days, I have been challenged. I have thrown more daggers at VoW than I had in my bag. I have looked at Death and found myself more amused by it than scared. I see the gang mentality trying to overshadow the other. All in all - it isn’t anything original.

In addition to that, I was dealing with a woman who on one hand - would respect the wishes that I have. On the other, wants nothing.. And I mean nothing to do with me anymore. Even her being my partner is going to spark up some stuff but that.. In itself is another story.

Reassurance? I just wanted to hear that I wasn’t wrong for feeling the way that I do. Granted, at times, I do feel like someone is trying to play a cruel joke on me. Then again.. If that were the case, I would’ve had something for that someone by now. So where do we go from here? I have this woman who is a friend of mine, over my house just to conversate about the career choice that we both embarked on. Lauren, she currently was wrestling for a small company and was a tag team wrestler for the first year of her career. She is currently a singles champion but at a price of a friendship that she felt was holding her back - she did what she felt like she had to.

“ I mean, come on!? Your opponents for this week look like they just threw together a random fucking team and expect greatness to happen! Yana, you cannot tell me that those two boys don’t look like they came out of a bad DC cinematic movie that they tried to sell off as gold.. Batman Vs Supe - - “

“ Whoa bitch, that movie wasn’t that bad now.. But I do get the idea.. “

The two of them shared a laugh as they were already drinking with one another, just killing time and talking about the times when they were in the same place for a brief moment. Lauren knew a little about the outside life of the Lady Joker due to her trust issues and of course, as easy as it was for her to betray someone considered to be your partner, it wouldn’t take much to betray her. Business or anything else.

“ I welcome what they will bring to the table you know? This isn’t going to be one’s first rodeo. Ambrose has been around, he has seen things but the one thing he hasn’t seen is the Lady Joker in action against him. The other one, seems like a nice kid. Good head on his shoulders.. Sadly he is at the opposite side of the win this week “, Ayana made perfectly clear as she looked at the liquid in her glass

“ And Connie? “

“ What about her ? “

“ Do you believe that she is just going to allow you to show up and show out without her? I mean, granted. You beat her, yay. Look at it from a point of view from someone like myself. You and her have a couple of battles left you the tank. You all could go a very long time instead of these imaginary one shots that people have been doing. No matter how Constance may come off as, she is amazing. She is skilled, no doubt about that. Why wouldn’t she take this for what it was and then depending on what you do next, seek out other opportunities? Two hundred plus is a long time to hold a championship title.. “, Lauren stated as she took the glass up to her lips

Yeah, hold.. Make that well known. “ I get what you are saying. She was something. I know she isn’t stupid though either. She knows that I am coming for her again. She KNOWS that I don’t give a damn about anything anyone else has to say about it. I refuse to end up like other people and having to prove myself twice as hard against game competition just to be respected as champion. I am currently doing that in one place, I rather not have to work double just to ensure this “

“ So what are you going to do then? I know that sounds so fucked up. I apologize, but you are the Lady Joker, this shit is supposed to be easy for you. I mean, if it were up to me. I would go out in a blaze of glory. I would sit there, make the match, back that shit up and when it came down to her and I staring at one another again - I would remind the world as to why I was holding the belt in the first place. That’s just me though and that’s how I usually do it. This week? Make those boys and example. Next week? You get that shit in writing and then going into the show - you make sure that you put everyone on notice. That’s the only thing I can see “, Lauren expressed as she almost spilled some of her drink on herself but caught it quickly

“ Just do what I want to do, huh? “

“ You are the champ correct? Why the hell not? What? Is there something against being unique and not some carbon copy bitch? Show them why you are who you are.. “

Should be just that simple, huh?

― Alexandra Monir, Timeless

:: Show time ::

If I told you how crazy things have been over the last week or so, would you believe me? Would you believe that out of everything that I have spent my entire career fighting for, I had to sit back and try to keep my lips locked? I almost had to place nice with someone that I knew was just as pissed as I was? So, if you’ll excuse me. I need to put on my face so I can go ahead and introduce you to your favorite part of these things..

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AND Welcome! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you fuckers who tune in every week just to see if YOU are going to be named dropped in this week's segment! Probably won’t because I have other plans for you fucks! Of course, to whom this may concern which in truth are going to be two very ‘ talented ‘ young men who are going to be putting it all on the line in order to gain them some traction in VoW. One, having failed miserably in that Zero Gravity match last show while the other.. Hasn’t done shit. Yay.

In the midst of my confusion, yes, that is all it was. Confusion. I was between the rock, the hard place and the fucker who was going to release the rock to smash into the hard place - get it? Naw, you didn’t. Moving on though. I have been dealing with some personal shit that has bled over into my line of work but the one thing that has really stood out was how things went down at the last Breakthrough. How I don’t want to end up like YOUR World Visionary Champion, Emma Carlisle because if I can be honest, she isn’t mine. Sorry. Not sorry? I don’t know if that got anyone’s panties in a bunch but of course, I can help with that too.. Hashtag no chill?

I just didn’t want to win a championship title and not defend it against the person that I pinned to win it. I mean, even that bitch Ace Watson, hey boo, his bitch ass won and defended the championship title and then went and defended it again the next night against a dude that he made his bitch almost four months ago.. Wait, has it almost been four months? I think so! Three and some change I believe. Same principle applies.

Before I get into the good stuff, allow me to clear some stuff up with my tag team this week. I hate this shit just as much as you probably do. I am not a team player. A reason why I skipped that random ass tournament. Constance, I want you to understand so bad as to why I did what I did. I want to be able to look you in the eye after everything's said and done and be able to smile at you, knowing that we left it all in the ring. No one got overzealous. No one got eager. Two of the most interesting figures in VoW currently with the most going on. I want there to be a level of competitive respect for the other - not just some power of friendship bullshit, that you’ll have my back and I’ll have yours as long as we believe in the heart of the cards. No, I swore off that shit after Five Dragons.

Moving on. Constance, when we go out there. I don’t give a shit what may be going through your head about me. How mysterious I am. How unpredictable I can and will probably be. But allow me to educate you and even beavis and butthead over there. I don’t like to lose. Simple. Period. Underline that bitch three times. I am going to throw everything that I have and then some at Ambrose and Kingsley and I expect the same thing. I expect to see a full woman and not some former shell of the woman who lost her precious toy or some shit. That’d be beneath you.. Like totally..

Now, as far as you two go.. I flipped a coin and Ambrose, you are up first, so I hope you are sitting down on that sore ass because I am about to make it even worse. Now, I have to ask a rhetorical question, because I know you don’t have an answer for it. How? How in the fuck do you get all these championship title matches? You make what Stacy Jones did at Breakthrough almost amazing by the amount of times that you have fought for the Zero Gravity Championship title. You were there June sixteenth, while I was beating the ever loving shit out of Rayne Draven - Omega. You fought tooth and nail for that opportunity, that chance to be standing in Ace Watson’s position, talking down people just because he KNOWS he is JUST THAT DAMN GOOD.. AT BEING A BITCH! Oh, did you think I was going to give you a compliment, never that! You lost. Simple as it is. Since then, you were awarded a shot recently and you lost that one as well.

So it goes without saying, should we even be worried about you? Should Constance and myself be worried about a man who will sit there and try to talk himself back out of the hole that he has been digging for himself? I know you’ll show up. I won’t take that away from you - that’s the one thing that I would never take away from someone who is willing to step into the ring with a woman who runs this crazy ass asylum alongside the woman who has a really bad personality defect since people say that she is a dull as watching paint dry. You are going to try and try and try.. Just to fail once again and for that, I will commend you for.. But Ambrose, I cannot afford for you to walk over Constance or myself. It just won’t happen.

Being serious for a second here. If you couldn’t take the belt away from Katie nor Ace, what makes you think that saying that you are excited to step into the ring with former world champions is going to make us smile or be happy about what is going on in our heads? Do you think for a second that I haven’t already thought up three different embarrassing submissions just to use on you. That I don’t have an Jinx Killer waiting on you? Oh yeah, I have a new one of those as well.. You’ll probably be the test dummy to get hit with it too.

No. You are a challenger who is looking to make a statement. My statement is this - I refuse to allow someone to beat me just to make a claim at something they don’t deserve. I will fight tooth and nail until I feel like I have earned the right to do what I feel like I want to do and that is challenge for the World Championship. You aren’t the first and you damn sure won’t be the last either..

Arthur, you got tails, so now it is your turn. You see, I don’t know you kid. I won’t even sit here and pretend to know you. If you are like any up and comer, I know that you need this. This isn’t some game to you, this isn’t some joke that you can put behind you after everything is said and done. No. This is your first fifteen man. This is your first impression. How will you do? Will you be able to last in the ring long enough to back your partner up? Will you have the wherewithal to be able to hang with someone who is just is in it because they want to add your name to a growing list?

This isn’t your fault kid. You got tagged with with someone who needs some work himself. Intentions aren’t bad, I will give you that Ambrose but execution is terrible.

You both will go into this one and will just have to settle with the fact that you were fighting against a team, just like yourselves which just worked better. If anything, I will admit this now, I will want to prove to Constance that I am the better of the two of us. That if she and I did have anything to prove to one another - it would be inside that squared circle.

Come Breakthrough in Maryland, the Lady Joker is going to show up and show out with her partner for ONE NIGHT ONLY.. I don’t believe that VoW is ready and I damn sure know you guys aren't..