Valquist vs Ryder Blade
Jerry Heisenberg: First coming to the ring from Infinity City.
“We Own It: by 2 Chainz blasts through the PA as Valquist appears on stage. The fans erupt with cheers.
Axel Reid: He had an amazing match at Breakthrough with Orphanage member Brett Carson. He only fell short by a little bit.
Ruby Parvati: My word. What happened to this man. He's covered in blood and he seems to be bruising and swollen on portions of his head.
Axel Reid: There were rumors that earlier this evening Valquist was jumped in the parking lot when he arrived. However there are currently no leads on the assailants. Valquist is a warrior though and with no excuses he is here to fight.
Jerry Heisenberg: Valquist “The Valiant”
Valquist limps to the ring with a concentrated look, as if drawing his plan of action before the bell rings. Strides with purpose as he climbs the steel ring-steps and when in the ring he places a hand on his heart.
Jerry Heisenberg: And his opponent, from Coolsville USA!
A lone power-chord echoes across the arena, lingering for a few seconds until...
'CHECK IT!'
Jerry Heisenberg: The Dude with The Tude, The Champion of Cool. . . RYDER BLADEEEE!
Ruby Parvati: Here he is. The man that is going to usher in a new youthful era by dumping Valquist on his depends.
Axel Reid: Val may be 40, but that gives him the clear veteran advantage in this match Ruby.
As the main riff to the Beastie Boys' 'Fight For Your Right' begins to play, the mondo radically-named Ryder Blade emerges through the curtain, on his totally kickin' skateboard. He whisks down the ramp to ringside before bailing and making his way through the ropes and into the squared circle. As he waits for the bell, he gets rid of his totally sweet backwards cap and shades, which he tosses into a corner next to his 'wheels'.
DING! DING! DING!
Axel Reid: And this one is underway!
Ryder Blade runs at Valquist, with unexpected aggression. Valquist side steps and sends Blade shoulder first into the ring post. Blade turns around quickly shaking his shoulder as Valquist smirks at him motioning for him to keep coming at him. Like an angry child Blade comes flying at Valquist who again side steps him sending The Champion of Cool into the ropes and places a perfect drop kick to the center of his chest. Blade falls to the mat, but is up again quick to stand opposite Val.
Axel Reid: The veteran just toying with Blade right now.
Ryder now connects with a right hand, but Val answers with a sharp kick to the knee buckling Ryder down to one knee. Val goes for a kick to the head, but Ryder brilliantly ducks the strike causing Val to do a 180. Ryder rolls up Valquist.
Ruby Parvati: Here it is!!!!!
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KICKOUTTT!
Ruby Parvati: Dammit Ryder. You almost had him!
Valquist tosses Ryder off him with a powerful kickout. It was almost a loss, and now Val isn't determined to play any more games with the youngster. Ryder is there though ti place Valquist in schoolyard style headlock. Val struggles, but Ryder strikes him on the crown with his free hand.
Ryder Blade: How about a noogie old man!
Ruby Parvati: What a relevant move. Ryder is so in tune to what these fans are into these days.
Ryder drives his knuckles in the top of Valquist's head who stomps his feet trying to break the hold. Ryder smiles to the crowd who boos loudly as he pulls Val over with a headlock take down. Now Ryder is on top of Valquist raining down punches.
Axel Reid: That noogie has to be embarrassing for Val to endure.
Ryder gets up allowing Valquist to get to his knees. Ryder flies across the ring and boots Valquist right in the head. Ryder attempts to make the cover.
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KICKOUT!
Ruby Parvati: Wow Ryder Blade is looking good tonight Axel.
Axel Reid: Give Valquist some time to build his plan.
Blade drags Val to his feet and it is a grave mistake as Valquist plants a shot right into the stomach of Ryder who kneels over. Valquist is determined to take control in his match hitting an uppercut to the windpipe of Blade who spins around holding his throat. Valquist nails Blade with a shoulder block sending him to the opposite side of the ring to hit the ropes. Coming off the ropes Val scoops Ryder and slams him to the mat hard. The fans in the Hammerstien Ballroom cheer as Ryder rolls around holding the small of the back. His hand act like a target as Valquist plants the toe of his boot right in the small of Ryder's back. Ryder scrambles for the outside of the ring. . .
Axel Reid: That is what I am talking about Val is a master of his craft. He is accurate with those shots and with everyone of them he makes a statement.
Just as Blade is about to reach the ropes and pull himself out of the ring Val grabs his leg and slowly drags him to the center of the ring. Val locks in a single leg crab at a high angle putting pressure on that damaged lower back of Ryder Blade.
Ruby Parvati: Come on Ryder you can get through this. FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGH TO PARTY!!!!
Axel Reid: Valquist is a master of that ring. Look at him tear apart the lower back of Ryder blade trying to break him down.
Val bends as Ryder screeches in pain. Ryder's face is turning red, but is is refusing to give into the hold. He pulls his free leg under his body and begins to rise up. Val still has the one leg held as both men reach a vertical base. Ryder screaming in pain still but reaches his hands back with all he has and rakes the eye of Valquist. As he does this he snaps Valquist down to the mat with a neck breaker. Both men are down. Ryder is pulling himself across the ring now, using the ropes to get to his feet as Valquist is stirring.
Ruby Parvati: What a move by Blade. This kid is the future of VOW.
Ryder Blade: I won't say Uncle.
Ryder plants a slow boot on Valquist, trying to prevent him from continuing the attack. Ryder steps down and pushes Val's throat into the ring ropes with his boot, the ref begins counting the illegal choke
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Axel Reid: This is terrible. Val's mat wrestling is being combated by dirty moves like this. Is there no honor in this sport anymore?
Ruby Parvati: The Blademonster isj ust doing what it takes to win.
Ryder lets go as Val grasps at his throat. The Blademeister lifts his boot into the stomach of Val as he just makes it to all fours, kicking him so hard he flips over to his back. Ryder smirks and runs his hands through his hair before kissing his bicep and dropping an elbow in the center of Valquist's chest. The crowd boos loudly as Blade taunts looking down at his opponent. Blade begins to climb the top rope, just as he reaches his destination a very fast Valquist is up there with him
Axel Reid: That elbow wasn't going to keep Val down. Ryder is going to need to dig deep if he wants to defeat The Infinity City Son.
Ryder and Valquist are exchanging rights and lefts with one another on top of the turnbuckle.
Ruby Parvati :NO! Val has him dazed with that illegal elbow.
Axel Reid: Ruby, elbows arent illegal.
Valquist has the head of Ryder blade tucked. The crowd is roaring getting ready for this top rope suplex. Val tries to hoist Ryder, but he locks his legs into the turnbuckles. The crowd cheers as Valquist begins kicking the tangled legs of Ryder trying to break them loose, but The Blademonster digs deep with a desperate eye gouge, followed by him unlocking one leg so he can plant it in the center of Val's balls. Val instantly drops from the ropes as the referee scolds Ryder. Blade comes off the top with an ax handle that sends Valquist to the mat. Blade stretches his arms out taunting like he just pulled off the most technically skilled maneuver in wrestling.
Axel Reid: A shot to the groin! That is just sad he has to kick a grown man in the balls to get the upper hand in a match.
Ruby Parvati: I don't know if he even has balls Axel. In his VOW bio Val has sexuality listed as unknown.
Axel Reid: That's not what that means. . .
Ryder Blade pulls Valquist up now from the ax handle, but is still bend over from the shot to the groin. Ryder grabs the back of Valquist and hits a backdrop.
Axel Reid:Valquist is usually able to plan and anticipate an opponents actions with ease, but I;ll be honest I'm not sure Ryder Blade really knows what he is doing next. That unpredictability is playing to his advatage it seems here.
The Undisputed King of Cool drops a knee in the center of Valquist's forehead. Ryder steps back and lets Val slowly get to his knees.
Ryder Blade: Watch this BRO!
Blade runs across the ring with intentions of delivering a running knee to the center of Val's head again. The crowd in the ballroom loose it as Valquist intercepts the little bastard with a spear that tears him down to the mat. Valquist gets up off of Ryder and smiles raising a hand to the crowd. Ryder holds his stomach kicking his legs as he rolls around onto his knees only to be met with several kicks from an angered Valquist. Val hits the up and down both sides of Ryder as the crowd cheers. Valquist lets Ryder Blade wobble on his knees for a moment before capping off with a vicious kick to the head. Blade crumbles over on his side as the crowd really gets behind Valquist.
Axel Reid:HE CAUGHT HIM! He antipated that manuver and now he is back in the drivers seat. That is why I believe that Valquist is a future World Visonary Champion.
Ruby Parvati :Please Axel, last week he couldn't even get the job done against Brett Carson. It was a great match black, blah, blah. . . but when it mattered Val couldn't get the submission.
Valquist drives his arm into the shoulder of Blade locking in an armbar. Blade screeches as he is awoken from his unconscious state by the maneuver. Ryder kicks and tries to spin his body every which way.
Ruby Parvati: Come on Ryder break free. You can do it.
Val holds tight through the motions sinking it in deeper, but The World's Oldest Teenagaer has that heart and he continues to battle the pain.
Axel Reid: Val has got him right here. He is pulling on that limb.
Ryder is slapping his hand on the mat once. . . twice, he kicks his feet around and.
ROPEBREAK!
Ruby Parvati: YES!
Valquist imminently lets the hold go and latches onto the leg that made the rope break. He rolls over forcing Ryder's body to roll with him.
Ruby Parvati: NO!
Axel Reid: Wow! Val is putting ona clinic here showing a variety of submission moves to wear down each body part of Ryder Blade. This guy know how to slowly dissect his opponent and wait for mistakes.
Ryder is now in the same position he tries to shake life back in the arm that was raked in the armbar, but now he is screaming from the tight kneebar Valquist has sunk in.
Ruby Parvati: Come on Blade. You broke the armbar you can get out of this one too.
Ryder rolls once with all he has getting himself closer to those ropes, but like a snake Valquist has him tied up. The 40 year old clearly looking to break down the speed difference between him and the youngster. Ryder looks like he is about to break.
Ruby Parvati: Come on Ryder ALMOST!
Blade reaches his arm out. . .
Ruby Parvati: COME ON!
ROPEBREAK!
Ruby Parvati: YESSS!!!!
Valquist lets go of the hold, only to slip down Ryder's body even more to deliver a ankle lock. Val hauls Ryder back to the center of the ring once more. The crowd cheers as Ryder screams out exhausted from the submission assault.
Axel Reid: Don't celebrate yet! Valquist is only getting started with Ryder Blade! He is going to make an example after that loss to Carson last week.
Val twists and pulls on the ankle in every direction as Blade attempts to plant his good foot. Valquist kicks his leg out from under him causing the youngster to smash his face hard into the mat. A small amount of blood spills out of Blade's lip from biting in on impact.
Ruby Parvati: OUCH! Come on Ryder fight through this. . . prove you are a champion!
Axel Reid: A brutal move to stop the hold from breaking by Val!
Val torques the joint back and forth twisting aggressively. Ryder gets that good leg down in one more attempt, Val makes a kick at it, but this time his precision is off slightly. Ryder springs up kicking Valquist like a mule sending him backwards into the referee who tumbles out of the ring. Ryder is on his back now holding his ankle as Val looks over the ropes at the fallen ref. Deciding he shouldn't worry about it and continue with his match he walks over to Ryder slowly who lifts his leg up for yet another shot to the groin. Val drops quickly letting out a groan as the crowd boos loudly.
Axel Ried: I have to give the devil his due. Ryder was able to break all those holds. I may not agree with his ideals, but he proved he has heart right there. If he didn't hit Valquist below the belt he might of gained a smidgen of my respect.
Ruby Parvati: Ryder Blade does what Ryder Blade has got to do baby!!!!
Ryder is back to his feet, but he steps through the ropes to the outside. He runs over to the time keeper and snatches the Cool Championship and slides back into the ring. He holds it patting it waiting for Val to turn around.
Axel Reid: Come on have some dignity.
Ryder runs across the ring, and Val stops him dead with a kick to the stomach, then a swift leap into the air bringing The Blademeister to the mat with a guillotine choke. Ryder flails his arms around in the air and begins banging the mat signaling that he has had enough.
Axel Reid: Yes the punk is getting what he deserves.
Ruby Parvati: Don't worry the referee is still down on the outside.
One of Blade's rapids thrashes causes his finger tips to scrape his faux championship. Blade grabs hold of it, lifts it up and slams it into the side of Valquist's head effectively breaking the hold. The crowd jeers at the heel maneuver as Ryder clears his throat from the attack. Val is up. . . and Ryder puts him right back down with a vicious shot from the Cool Championship. Blood pours from the forehead of Valquist as Ryder hoists the championship up to the crowd. Ryder is quick to toss it into the corner as he sees the referee get to his feet.
Axel Reid: No Valquist deserves better than this!!!!!!!
Ryder runs over to Val and lifts him up. Val is staggering back and forth. . .
Ryder Blade: WHAT A NERD!
Blade picks up Valquist and
Ruby Parvati :THE SWIRLY! That is it! Ryder Blade makes the cover as the referee slides into the ring.
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NOOOOO!!!!!!!
Ruby Parvati: He almost had him!
Axel Ried: Val kicks out of Ryder's finisher!!!
A long 2.9 before Val is able to throw his shoulder up in the air to the delight of the jammed arena. Ryder looks around eyes popping out of his head. He can't believe Valquist kicked out of his finisher after he busted him wide open with the championship belt. Frustrated Ryder covers again. . . .
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KICKOUT!!!!!
Axel Reid:No it wasn't going to happen again, but hey it was worth a shot. All these dirty tactics, a finisher, and still Valquist kicks out. What heart. To be honest Ryder is surprising me as well. He fought through those submissions. If he is able to literally mature he might go somewhere in this company.
Ruby Parvati :Ryder Blade has been executing amazing maneuvers all night. It is amazing Val is able to kick out. That old man's ticker has to be close to crapping out at any minute.
Ryder shakes his head ferociously as he slams his fist against the mat like a child. He pulls Valquist to his feet and open hand slaps Val across the mouth with a complete show of disrespect. Unfortunately for Ryder this wakes Val up. Val connects with a right followed by a kick to the side right by the kidney. Ryder yelps to the delight of the fans as blood drips in to Valquist's eyes he brushes it away with his bare hands and the look of determination takes the blood's place in his gaze.
Axel Reid: Val with spinning elbow. He is just using Ryder as a punching bag, clearly frustrated with his tactics.
Ruby Parvati :Ryder Blade has fought through a lot of submissions in Val's arsenal. I wouldn't count this kid out. . . if only he was of age.
Val grabs Ryder in a bear hug, putting pressure on the lower back. . .
Axel Reid: We didn't see this one yet.
Val twists the spine of Ryder, right before he throws him over his head with a belly to belly that sends Blade clear across the ring.
Axel Reid:What a suplex!!!
Val is up now taunting to the crowd that is now chanting “VAL! VAL! VAL!” Valquist's eyes narrow on Ryder who is on the outside apron. Val rusn for a spear, but Ryder pops the knee up into the face of Valquist leaving him hung up in the ropes.
Ruby Parvati :What a move by Ryder Blade. This guy improves each and every week Axel. Look how he scouted that spear. The kid is elite.
Ryder sticks too thumbs up the fans as he plants a boot in side of Valquist's head. Ryder then leaps up and leg drops the back of Valquist's head and he flips through the middle rope to the outside. The ref begins the count.
Ruby Parvati: Ryder Blade came to impress Axel. He even has you speechless with this string of moves.
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Ruby Parvati :cThis is a brilliant tactic by the Cool Champion.
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Axel Reid: It's another cheap tactic.
Ryder laughs to himself on the ring apron as Val gets up from the leg drop to the back of the head. Ryder Blade runs across the ring apron leaps down at Val. . .
Ruby: BMX! He hit the BMX from the apron. Val is laid out on the outside!!!!
Ryder slides into the ring as he grabs the cap from which he placed in the corner at the beginning of the match alongside his skateboard. Ryder smiles in the ring as he looks down at his handiwork. Val bleeds unconscious outside.
Axel Reid: Ryder taking the risk and it looks to be paying off.
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Ryder Blade claps to himself as the fans rain down boos.
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Axel Reid: How can he take pride in winning like this.
Ryder is on the top rope taunting to the packed Hammerstien Ballroom.
Ruby Parvati : This is a beautiful moment!
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THE CROWD ERUPTS! A bloody Valquist slides into the ring. Ryder Blade hops down off the top rope. He slams his hat into the ground and stomps toward Valquist. Val grabs at Ryder's knees and Blade meets him with stiff shots to the open wound.
Axel Reid: Valquist will not give up. This is one hell of a match here at Fate of the God's who knew that Ryder Blade would be looking like this against Valquist The Valiant. The heart Valquist has, he is a future champion Ruby. Ryder Blade is not going to be able to stop his rise. Look what he has thrown at him already. A cracked open skull from the Cool Championship early in the match. He got hit with a swirly. . . BMX'ed outside the ring and here he is. . . he has been here before against much stronger opponents.
Ruby Parvati : Well maybe that match with Carson at Breakthrough took it's toll on the oldman.
Val strikes from the bottom getting to his feet. Ryder hits a hard left though, a right jab, a left haymaker. . . Valquist ducks. . . Ryder spins around and so does he. . .
Axel Reid: WHIRLWIND! He hit it Val hit Whirlwind perfectly.
Ruby Parvati : NO! Come on Ryder!!!!!
Valquist covers the young talent.
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ROPEBREAK!
Axel Reid: WHAT! It must have been a reflex!!!
Ruby: No! That is the mark of a true champion. This may not be a title defense, but that is Ryder Blade's instinct.
Val wastes no time as he pulls Ryder Blade to his feet. He wraps around his neck to lock in the sleeper hold, but Ryder is there to poke the eye slightly again forcing Valquist back. Ryder uses this opportunity to bail from the ring. Frustrated and dazed Ryder Blade grabs a metal chair. Blade slides into the ring and Val is there to meet him ripping the chair from the hands of Ryder. Val thinks about winding up, but before it fully is able to process the ref is there to rip the chair from his hands. He scolds Ryder and Val as he walks to one side of the ring. . . Ryder Grabs the skateboard from the corner.. . the ref is just making it to the other end of the ring.
OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The crowd lets out collectively as Ryder Blade swings his skateboard so hard it snaps over Val's head sending grip tap and wood everywhere. The ref tosses the chair outside the ring and just snaps around to see Ryder Blade on top of Valquist.
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DING!DINGDING!
Jerry Heisenberg: The winner of this match by pin fall The Cool Champion RYDER BLADE!
Axel Reid: I know he had Valquist in some vulnerable spots. . . but I can't believe he actually won. He actually beat him here at Fate of the Gods!
Ruby Parvati : This was the biggest match of Ryder Blade's life. He came in here the underdog and he was able to back it up. He was able to beat Valquist. Sure it took a BMX, The Swirly, a belt to the face, and a broken skateboard. . . but here is is the winner.
Boos rain down as Ryder raises his hands up in the air raising the roof. The Beastie Boys play him out as he steps between the ropes. He slaps a few hands of fans who don't even seem remotely interested to make contact with the wrestler. Blade stops and lets his hand out to a fan who reluctantly extends his hand to shake Blade rips is back.
Ryder Blade: SIKEEE!!!!
The fans are furious as Ryder Blade struts up the ramp.
Axel Reid: Ryder Blade stole one and Valquist is in the ring pleading his case. Dried blood cakes around the center of Valquist's forehead as he hold a piece of the skateboard trying to tell the referee that Ryder used it to win. The referee shrugs his shoulders explaining that it's already over.
Ruby Parvati: Valquist can use all the excuses he wants, and you can say all you want. . . the point is the Champion of Cool picked up the win.