Post by the Unsound Sky on Jan 4, 2016 14:00:49 GMT -6
Constance Chapin Vs. Stacy Jones
The feed returns to ringside as "Lift Me Up" by Five Finger Death Punch blasts out of the PA system as Stacy Jones bursts out of from behind the curtain with a huge smile across her face as the fans stand to their feet and cheer wildly. She begins to head down the ramp, slapping as many of the fans hands as possible on her way.
Jerry Heisenberg: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring...from New York City, New York...standing in at 5 foot 7 and weighing in at 150 pounds! Stacy...Jones!
Reaching the ring, Stacy climbs up onto the ring apron and with her back against the ropes, she takes a look out at the fans before she backflips over the top rope and into the ring. Walking to the centre of the ring, she raises her arms and makes the devils horns with her hands before removing her jacket and bandanna as "Lift Me Up" fades out.
Ruby Parvati: Oh good...it's time for another instalment of the No Fear, No Negativity, No Wins World Tour!
Axel Reid: Don't be like that...Stacy Jones may keep coming up short, but she has a lot of heart and deserves her place here at VoW!
Ruby Parvati: Ever heard of an 'eternal hot prospect', Axel? That's what Stacy is...everyone sees lots of potential, but no one ever SEES it!
Before Axel can reply, an increasingly familiar beat invades the Complex's PA system.
Ain't you getting bored with these fake ass broads
I shows and proves, no doubt, how predictably so
Please excuse, if I come across rude
That's just me
As the beat plays and the rhymes flow, the crowd starts to cheer as from behind the curtain comes the apathetic hipster herself, Constance Chapin. Constance walks toward the ring, making no rush to get there and making no acknowledgements towards the crowd. Her steps are quicker than before, moving in time to the beat; she'd be toe tapping if it wasn't such a tacky thing to do. Still she walks close to the sides, letting eager fans pat her on the shoulder or arm as she walks past them. By her side, as ever, trots fiancee Emily Darcy, strangely subdued on this instance.
Jerry Heisenberg: And her opponent...from Manchester, England...weighing 148 pounds...Constaaaaance Chaaaaapiiiiinnnn!!!
Arriving at the ring, Constance takes the steps and then steps into the ring by going through the top and middle ropes. Inside the ring as the announcer is introducing her, Constance removes a pair of black finger-less gloves that are tucked into the waist of her bottoms and slips them on, preparing herself. As for Emily, she takes her place at ringside as usual, and the two exchange some quiet words as they wait for the bell.
Axel Reid: And there we see a woman who, two weeks ago, dared to boldly go where not a lot of people have gone before...and challenge Ryder Blade to a title match, to the Champion's face!
Ruby Parvati: Do you watch Game of Thrones, Axel? The words 'for the Watch' come to mind, personally...
Axel Reid: I don't, but the truth is, Constance has managed to turn her luck around and has been looking impressive of late. There are increasing rumors that she could be the one to finally dethrone our reigning Xcel Cham---
Before Axel can finish his sentence, a third theme song starts up, immediately drawing boos from the crowd in attendance. A moment later, the Xcellent Champion, Ryder Blade, appears on the ramp, his title over his shoulder as always, but without his bodyguards at his back. This seems to encourage Constance and Stacy, who exchange some quiet words and seem ready to slip out of the ring and engage Ryder directly. Without so much as a waver in his patented smirk, however, the Champion signals that there is no need for all that, as he is headed only for the commentary table, and indeed, a moment later, he is joining Axel and Ruby at the makeshift replacement announce table, slipping on a pair of spare headphones to join the audio feed.
Ryder Blade: Whoa...what happened to your table, yo?
Ruby Parvati: Long story...welcome to the table, Champ! How you doing, honey?
Ryder Blade: You know The X, Rubes...he's always feeling Xcellent!
Ruby giggles.
Ruby Parvati: Good to hear! Where are you security guys, though?
Ryder Blade: In the car...watching the Xcellent Puppy. You know The X named her Ruby, after you, babe?
Ruby Parvati: Awww....honeeeeyyy...
As all this is going on, the two women in the ring are glowering down at Ryder, to make sure nothing untoward is going to occur. Only once satisfied in this regard do they turn to one another and share a handshake. A moment later, they begin circling, as the bell sounds.
Axel Reid: We are off on what promises to be an exciting contest between two closely matched contenders...
Ryder Blade: Exciting? Bruh, this match would cure insomnia, yo!
Axel does not deign this with a reply – Ruby's giggle being the only reaction Ryder gets for his comment – as Constance and Stacy lock up. The two then engage in a hotly contested back-and-forth for a long moment, neither gaining the upper hand.
Axel Reid: Look how evenly matched these two women are...
Ryder Blade: Yeah...they're both as boring as one another!
Eventually, Constance's superior weight and strength gives her the upper hand, and she slowly but surely begins to push Stacy to the nearest corner. The VoW original, however, tries to hinder her progress every step of the way, making the process very slow for Chapin.
Ruby Parvati: Is that all they're going to do? Just lock up? Booooriiiingggg....
Just as the color commentator says this, however, Constance gives up trying to push Stacy to the corrner and changes tack, instead lifting her opponent up and dropping her with a front suplex!
Axel Reid: ...you were saying, Ruby...?
Ruby Parvati: A front suplex. Big whoop. Wake me up when they do something impressive.
Ryder Blade: Wake BOTH of us up...
As Ruby giggles yet again at her favorite's quip, Constance drops down and attempts to lock an armbar on Stacy. The VoW original is, however, able to break loose and roll through to her feet, leading Constance to do the same.
Another feeling out process ensues, with neither woman taking the initiative as both look for an opening while guarding their own weak spots.
Ruby Parvati: Oh, you are JOKING!
This time, it is Stacy who takes the initiative, lunging at Constance with a clothesline. The Mancunian dodges, however, and pops up behind Stacy, throwing her over with a crisp German suplex! The two women then roll to their feet and start over!
Ruby Parvati: Not AGAIN!
Axel Reid: Very cautiously-paced match here in the early goings...
Ryder Blade: Hey yo, do something!
The two women, however, seem content to continue being cautious, as Constance now calls for the test of strength. Stacy promptly obliges, and the two once again begin to measure forces, to the delight of the crowd if not the announcers.
Ryder Blade: When The X said do something, that wasn't what he meant!
Constance and Stacy, however, cannot know what their common rival is thinking, and therefore continue their test of strength for a long moment more. Eventually, however, Constance wins out again, pushing Stacy back towards the ropes. The Mancunian quickly profits from the opening and darts forward, sending Stacy over the ropes with a clothesline!
Ruby Parvati: Girl overboard!
Axel Reid: NO!
Displaying all her reflexes, Stacy manages to hold on to the ropes and skin-the-cat back into the ring! Constance is waiting, but to her surprise – and everyone else's – Stacy stalls for a moment on the top rope before hitting a tilt-a-whirl headscissors, taking Constance down!
Axel Reid: What reflexes from Stacy Jones!
Ryder Blade: ...that's a little better. Four out of ten. The Xcellent Eyebrow raised.
The camera focuses on Ryder, showing Axel Reid his raised eyebrow as Ruby stifles a giggle, then back to the ring, where Stacy has finally got the upper hand. The VoW original yells and beats her chest defiantly as she waits for Constance to get up, then floors the Mancunian with a one-handed bulldog. She rolls through to her feet and once again beats her chest, getting a good response from the crowd!
Axel Reid: Stacy Jones picking up momentum now, and speeding up the pace in this match...
Ruby Parvati: ABOUT TIME! And if she's not careful, she'll lose it just as quick...
Stacy is aware of this, and gives up interacting with the crowd in favor of stalking Constance. She brings her groggy opponent to her feet, only to bring her down again with a sitout facebuster! She then moves over the top of Constance and seeks to lock in an STF!
Axel Reid: With both these women being submission specialists, it would only be a matter of time before we started seeing some ground game in this match!
Ruby Parvati and Ryder Blade: NOOOOO!!!
Constance also does not seem okay with the idea, as before Stacy can properly lock in the hold, the Mancunian struggles halfway to her feet. Adapting quickly, Stacy goes for a standing crossface grip, but an elbow to the gut from Constance rattles her, causing her to loosen the grip. A second elbow sends her reeling back, giving Constance the space she needs to forward-roll to her feet.
Ruby Parvati: Oh, thank goodness!
The Mancunian barely has time to recover, however, before Stacy Jones is running at her again. This time, it is a corkscrew neckbreaker which floors the Mancunian, taking advantage of her bent-over position and once again displaying Jones' quick reflexes!
Axel Reid: Impressive offence from Stacy Jones!
Ryder Blade: Whoa! Bruh...could she ALWAYS do that?!
The New Yorker once again yells out as she rolls to her feet, then looks down at her opponent, as if considering her options. A moment later, she decides against a pin, instead looking towards the closest turnbuckle. She points to it and signals to the crowd, who roars!
Axel Reid: Stacy Jones could be about to fly!
Not if Ryder Blade can help it, though. The X stands up from his seat at the commentary table and makes his way to the turnbuckle, clearly intending to hinder Stacy's intentions. The New Yorker sees him coming, however, and promptly makes as though to leave the ring and chase him. To her surprise, however, Constance's own manager signals that she has an eye on him, and for Stacy to continue the match. After a moment's hesitation, the New Yorker does, resuming her ascension of the turnbuckle as Emily Darcy steps close to Ryder, glowering warningly. This seems enough to put off The X, who has a 'screw this' type shoulder shrug and hand gesture as he returns to the table and sits down, complaining:
Ryder Blade: Man...some people are no fun!
Axel Reid: Scared of an old lady, Champ?
Ryder Blade: Scared?! Bro, you trippin' or something? The X ain't scared of some old lady! It's just that when people her age start getting angry, they go on and on and on for like a billion years. Ain't nobody got time for THAT, yo!
Whether or not that is true, Emily's surprising intervention bought Stacy some time – and the manager is not done yet. As Stacy finally gets to the top turnbuckle, she sends Ryder a two-fingered sign, with a clear meaning: 'I'm watching you.' Ryder does his best to act like the threat does not bother him, but his body language and expression say otherwise.
As all this is going on, Stacy has finally reached the top turnbuckle and – after raising an arm to the crowd – launches off with her corkscrew shooting star press, the New York Rise...
...only to find nobody home! Ryder's distraction has thrown everything off just long enough that Constance is able to roll out of the way!
Axel Reid: Constance manages to evade Stacy's high-flying manoeuvre, and she must now cover, surely!
The Mancunian, however, has other ideas; rather than covering, she instead rolls through to her feet – pausing to briefly touch her neck, damaged from Stacy's impactful move – and walks towards her opponent, bringing her to her feet. She then sets Stacy up for – and delivers – a picture-perfect belly-to-belly suplex, which she transitions into a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
...Stacy grabs the ropes!
Axel Reid: Not that time! But tell you what, Champ – you get hit with one of those, you could be in trouble...
Ryder Blade: The X has gotta admit...that was pretty baller! But then, she's doing it to Psycho Stacy! The most losing-est person in VoW! The X would'a never given her the chance!
Be it as it may, Constance now has the upper hand, and picks Stacy up again, delivering a backbreaker. She then brings her opponent up to her feet again and suplexes her away from the corner and back towards the centre of the ring.
Axel Reid: Great ring awareness from Constance Chapin, moving Stacy away from the corner to enable her wide submission arsenal...
Ryder Blade: C'mon, Axeman...bruh...that was totally a fluke! Right, Rubybabe?
Ruby Parvati: I don't know, Ryder...I think I'm giving this one to Axel, honey...that WAS pretty smart.
Ryder Blade: ...yeah...okay, it kind'a WAS...
Despite hitting the floor hard, Stacy Jones scrambles to get to her feet before Constance can capitalise on her flurry of offence. She is just a split-second too late, however, and Constance is able to reach her in time to apply her Cobra Clutch legsweep, flooring her opponent! This time, a cover does follow!
ONE!
TWO!
TH--Stacy kicks out!
Axel Reid: The Constance Clutch only gets a two and a half, and this match continues!
Ruby Parvati: Unfortunately...
As the two women return to their feet, Constance goes to once again resume offence, but Stacy shows her fighting spirit yet again. Evading the Mancunian's clutch, she lands an elbow to the back of Constance's head, causing her to topple forward, then sends her over the top rope with a clothesline! As Constance hits the floor, Stacy takes a few steps back, before launching onto her opponent with a suicide dive!
Axel Reid: STACY JONES!!!
Ryder Blade: BRUH! Did Psycho Stacy ALWAYS know how to do this stuff?! How come she never DID?!
Ruby Parvati: Maybe because it's not very smart, Ryder. It hurts you as much as the opponent...
Ryder Blade: Who cares?! It looks BALLER, yo!
Ruby's point is proven right, however, when both women end up lying on the floor for a long moment after Stacy's daredevil stunt. The referee starts his mandatory ten-count!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Stacy begins to recover, rolling over to one knee, as Constance rolls over to her belly!
FIVE!
Stacy Jones clambers to the apron, seemingly perfectly content to win this match via count-out!
SIX!
Constance rolls through to one knee, as Ryder once again leaves the announce table, this time headed for Constance!
SEVEN!
Ryder finds his path blocked by a very angry Emily Darcy, who stands firms and denies him passage!
EIGHT!
Constance staggers to the apron, as Ryder makes one last attempt to get past Emily and interfere...and gets kicked between his legs for his troubles!
NINE!
The crowd roars as The X drops to his knees, grimacing in agony, at the same time as Constance Chapin re-enters the ring, just about avoiding a count-out loss! At the announce table, Ruby Parvati is distraught:
Ruby Parvati: NO! RYDER!
Axel Reid: He had it coming!
As she gets to her feet, Constance exchanges a grateful look with Emily, obviously not oblivious to what just occurred inches away from her. Emily smirks and gives her a salute, touching two fingers to her forehead. Constance turns around, still woozy...
...to find Stacy Jones barrelling towards her, before leaping into the air with a corkscrew roundhouse kick!
Axel Reid: STACY'S KICK! Constance could be out cold!
Stacy drops down for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH—CONSTANCE'S HAND SHOOTS TO THE ROPES!!!
Axel Reid: CONSTANCE LIVES! CONSTANCE LIVES! This match continues!
The crowd roars mightily as the Mancunian achieves the last-minute rope break, and even Stacy looks impressed. Ryder might have, too, were he not still woozy from the low blow by Emily. As it is, the moment of excitement passes The X by, as soon Stacy is once again eyeing the top turnbuckle. She points to it and looks up at the crowd, as if asking whether she should go for it a second time. If the roar from the stands is any indication, the Georgia fans are all for it, and thus Stacy finds herself nodding her own head, agreeing that it is a good idea. She therefore begins to ascend the turnbuckle once again – this time, with no Ryder to interfere, as The X is still slumped against the barricade!
Axel Reid: Stacy Jones is unimpeded...and could second time be the charm for the former two-time Xcel Champion here?!
Ruby Parvati: Don't bank on it, Axel!
Stacy reaches the top and points out to the fans one last time before launching off in her corkscrew shooting star press!
Axel Reid: NEW YORK RIIIIIIIIII...I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
The crowd erupts as – from out of nowhere – Constance Chapin pops up to pluck Stacy from mid-air and drape her over her shoulders!
Axel Reid: CAUGHT BY CONSTANCE CHAPIN...AND NOW....FIREMAN'S CARRY GUTBUSTER!!! THIS COULD BE OVER!!!
A visibly weary Constance Chapin drops down for the cover, under the encouraging cries of Emily Darcy on the outside, and hooks Stacy's leg!
ONE!
TWO!
Axel Reid: UNBELIEVABLE!!!
THREE!!!!
The Valdosta Complex erupts as the bell rings!!!
Jerry Heisenberg: Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of this match...CONSTANCE! CHAAAAPIIIINNNN!!!!
A delighted Emily slams her hands against the apron as hard as she can, as her fiancee has her hand raised by not only the referee, but also her own opponent!
Axel Reid: Constance Chapin does it again! Not even the presence of Ryder Blade could distract her from her goal here tonight, and she will have given the Champion something to chew on!
Indeed, Constance herself seems to know this, as she takes a moment to lean over the ropes – a rare smirk on her features – and have some words with Ryder. The X, who is only now recovering, is clearly heard promising that both Constance and Emily are going to pay for what they did to him, continuing to yell indignantly even after Constance has joined her fiancee and started up the ramp. The feed briefly closes up on the flustered, indignant Xcellent Champion before fading on an image of Constance standing on the ramp, the same smirk still on her features, taking in the approval of the crowd. From there, it once again cuts backstage.