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"When the road looks rough ahead

Jermaine Brown 

Thy said taketh thy handeth mine cater cousin!

Shay McClure

Woah what just a minute old man,

Ain't no way I'm taking yo hand.

For you are a stranger I confess,

Damn I can see straight up Stacy's mom's dress!

Jermaine Brown 

Please show thy respect for thee mankind,

And thy wilt surely earn a dime.  

Shay McClure

Now that's what I'm talkin bout!  Shay needs a dime,

I don't know why it's a crime.  

Jermaine Brown 

Come witheth me young Shay,

And thy wilt give thee an unlimited supply of dimes today!

Jermaine steps into the driver seat of what would later become known world wide as the Gangstar mobile.  

Shay quickly climbs in the passenger seat while Jermaine handles the wheel.  

The two men speed away from the scene leaving Stacys mom lying flat on her back.  

Young Shay begins looking for the crack.  

Shay McClure 

Yo!  My man mang, where is that dime you promised,

Don't make me show you my fists.  

Shay is prepared to fight,

But decides to save it for another night.  

Jermaine reaches under the seat and pulls out a brown bag,

Is this some sort of gag?

He hands the bag over to Shay,

As they continued on their way.

Shay reaches into the brown bag and pulls out some hash?

Nope, the bag doesn't contain hash but it does contain a wad of cash.  

Shay McClure

Oh shit dawg where'd you get all these Bens?

You must have da streets filled wid hens!

Jermaine Brown

Relax mine cater cousin for thy currency is no problem, 

For thy am Jermaine Brown, a famed grappler from Harlem.  

Shay breaks out into laughter.  

Shay McClure

Yo homie Ya killing me!

Ain't no way yo crack ass can be from Harlem, don't you see?

Jermaine Brown 

Thy originally hailed from Brentwood Essex thy see,

Then thy parents moved when thy was just a baby.  

Harlem, New York is where thy spent an entire lifetime, 

Right amongst all thy terror and crime.  

Shay McClure

What is this grappling shit you be taking about?

I'm still having my doubts.....

Jermaine Brown 

Thy competh in thy competition of gentlemen's wrestling overseas, 

But it's thy desire to try thy handeth on America don't thy see?

Shay McClure

You tellin me your old ass is a wrestler?

I am really start to miss her!

Jermaine Brown 

Tell me mine cater cousin whom is she you speaketh of?

Shay McClure 

My former girlfriend Stacy. She was my little turtle dove....

Jermaine Brown 

And what happened to thee girl?

Shay McClure

She went for a whirl.  

Drove off a cliff with a bastard last named Bennett,

I should've seen it coming dammit!

Jermaine Brown

Thy am most sincerely sorry.  And where is thou mother?

Shay McClure

She's a god damn blunder!

I ain't got nobody left, 

Gots nothing to live for and I ain't afraid of death.  

Jermaine Brown 

Consider yourself apart of thy Brown family noweth,

Thy can live at my home with me, how does that soundeth?

Shay looked at the creep old man,

Possibly a pedofile.... Even though he wasn't driving a van.  

But the old man seemed sincere enough in that way,

So Shay decided he would indeed stay.  

Shay McClure 

Tell me more about this wrestling business my main man....

Jermaine stared at Shay, he was no flash in the pan.  

Shay would never know of the future road he was about to travel down,

For Jermaine began training Shay in Harlem town.  

Over the next six years, Jermaine would prepare Shay for the squared circle, 

Placing him on the mat and making him scream like a girl.  

But all the hard work would pay off later on down the road, 

As the men become tag partners and were definitely no chodes!

For the men would travel to place known as Vow and become stars, 

Winning title belts and driving fancy cars.  

But after Project Snaked ended their epic title run,

Everyone thought that the Gang Stars DONE!

But.......

"Guess who's back.... Back again.  

Shadys back,  tell a friend!"

-Eminem 

Project Snakehead.... We cometh to taketh back what's ours.....