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“RECIPE FOR DISASTER”
SCENE 001
“RECIPE FOR DISASTER”
SCENE 001
The scene find itself opening up and right away the scenery was set. We could tell that we found ourselves inside a kitchen. Whose kitchen? Well that was the mystery for the time being. Nevertheless we were smack dab in the middle of a kitchen. Viewers could see that a couple of different items could be seen laying out on a table. Items that consisted of cookie dough, chocolate chips, eggs, and so forth. Whomever this kitchen belonged to. They had intentions of cooking cookies - in the very near future. In that being said the camera turned to reveal something else.
That something else just happened to be a man that our viewers were quite familiar with. It happened to be none other than the Heartthrob himself, Zakk Morris. He had that arrogant smirk of his spread across his lips. Now it was important to note that Zakk was wearing a chef’s apron. It also seemed like that was about the only thing that he was wearing. In that being said Mr. Morris wasn’t alone. There happened to be a rather attractive blonde right at his side - who happened to be wearing nothing more than a bikini. That’s when Zakk could finally be heard addressing the fans.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first episode of Recipe for Disaster. I’m the host and leading chef wearing the least Zakk Morris. To the left of me here is my lovely assistant showing off her amazing assets is Britain.
Cameras cut over to Britain just a little bit as she smiled and waved a tad bit. Quickly, Zakk got the cameras to focus back on him as he started to walk over towards the counter where all these ingredients were sitting and waiting to be used.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Today, we’re going to be coming together in order to make what I like to call Chunk CHOKEolate Cookies. I thought it would be fitting considering in a few days I’ll be facing a Chunky Chokeartist named Tyrone Bickerton. Not only do my cookies kind of fit him to a tee. But I figured it would be a nice little snack for him to have before our encounter. Think of it as Jesus’s last supper before he was crucified. This will be the last thing Tyrone ever eats before I end his pathetic little career.
It didn’t very long at all for the arrogance of Zakk to begin to stand out. Something that shouldn’t be all that shocking to anyone to say the very least. He made a motion towards Britain that sent her off for a brief moment.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Got to be honest with you guys. When I announced that I was wanting a shot at the Zero Gravity Championship. I had every intentions in the world of facing Cameron Behringer. After all it’s common knowledge that I’m not a fan of Cameron. Not since the day he thought he could just slide right into my mentions on twitter and start running his mouth in a hundred forty characters or less. I knew on that day there was going to come a time and there was going to come a place I’d make Cameron pay for his mouth. That day was going to be at Armed And Dangerous. But as we all saw on Breakthrough this past week. That’s no longer a possibility. Cameron has been added to the injury reserved list with no time table for his return. A guy that tried to pass himself off as this sadistic bad ass. Gets attacked one time and suddenly he’s unable to compete? Ha! I always knew that Cameron was all hype.
A small chuckle escaped his lips at that moment as he shook his head from side to side. About that time Britain had returned with a big round metal bowl in hand. She placed it down on the counter in front of Zakk. He grabbed and pulled it a little closer as he looked back to the cameras for a brief moment.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
The thing that I don’t understand with all of this is why on the hell was the decision made for me to face Tyrone? What the hell made the powers that be believe that Tyrone was worthy of not only competing against me, but competing for the Zero Gravity Championship? I don’t even believe this man has won a single match since he’s signed a contract with VoW. Every single time he’s in the ring he makes a mockery out of this company. He doesn’t exactly fit the mold of a pro wrestler. Most wrestlers are in shape and have the bodies of a god. This dude is fat as hell and has a gut that sticks out so much that he wears a shirt when he wrestles to attempt to cover it up. Dude clearly doesn’t work on his cardio. He gets blown up in the ring the first couple of minutes into every match that he has. Not to mention I’m pretty sure that Tyrone is a tad bit “touched” if you catch my drift. A little bit slow. A little bit special. Like he reminds me of the kid that would ride the shortbus and lick the back window the entire way to school. Long story short Tyrone is everything that is against what a wrestler is supposed to look like and how they’re supposed to carry himself. So why would he of all people get this title shot? That’s a question I’d really like to be answered.
As rude as his comments were and as uncalled for as they might have been. Zakk did hit the nail on the head a little bit. There were quite a few things about Tyrone that spoke out against what a wrestler was. There was a lot of things about Tyrone that made you feel like he wasn’t exactly someone that should have been employed by the company.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
If you want my honest opinion. The best thing that VoW could have done was just hand me the Zero Gravity Championship. It was clear I was long overdue for a title shot in the first place. Cameron couldn’t compete. The title had to be taken off him. And Tyron isn’t ready for this kind of spotlight. They honestly should have just handed me the title. I’m sure had it been anyone else that they would have handed the title to anyone else. They would have handed a title to any of their “names” without a second thought. They wouldn’t have made one of their “names” work hard at all. This little issue they have with me has gotten out of hand. This vendetta they have against me or whatever you want to call it is making the company look a tad bit pathetic. But they’re the ones that are shooting themselves in the foot as far as I’m concerned. Putting me in the ring with someone that I can and easily will dominate works for me. Doesn’t work for them. Damn sure won’t work for Tyrone.
A brief shake of his head came from him as Zakk found himself turning back towards the counter where the bowl and all the ingredients sat waiting on him.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Let’s go ahead and get going with the cooking shall we? Babe, what are going to start with?
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BRITAIN • JADE
You’re going to start with the cookie dough first, duh!
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ZAKK • MORRIS
See this is why you’re my assistant. Don’t know what I’d do without you.
Grabbing a hold of the cookie dough inside its wrapping. Zakk began to peel the wrapping around the cookie dough as he turned his head back towards the cameras.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Cookie Dough - that should remind you of a lot Tyrone. I’ve got a good hunch that when you were just a little tyke. You used to hang out in the kitchen when your mom was baking your little porker ass cookies. But you were always that kid that couldn’t wait till the cookies were done. You always had to whine and cry. You always had to be annoying. So to shut you up. She fed you cookie dough. Which wasn’t the most safe thing in the world to do. But it certainly shut you up for the time being. Though now that you’re an adult. It wouldn’t surprise me if you go out and buy things of cookie dough. I’m willing to bet that after every show we have. After you lost you have experienced. You find the local Walmart. You go buy a bunch of cookie dough and you hang out in the hotel room all night just eating your weight in cookie dough. Attempting to keep your sorrows buried down deep. Sounds like a shitty way to live life. But it’s not like you’ve got much going for you right Tyrone? And they do say that old habits die hard.
Finally able to free the cookie dough from the packaging. Zakk just dropped it down into the bowl before him and started to tear it apart a little bit.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
In case you’re wondering Tyrone. That doughy physique you got going for you. It has a lot to do with you eating. Well that is pretty much obvious. All you do is eat. But a lot of that doughy flubber of yours comes from eating things like cookie dough. I bet your stomach is just like cookie dough in every sense of the word to. Bet it doesn’t take much for you to pick your fat up and mold it into different positions and shit. Personally, that’s gross as far as i’m concerned and I’d never allow myself to get fat. I’d never allow myself to look like that. If I did I wouldn’t be able to be one of the best in the ring and I damn sure wouldn’t be able to pull a hot babe like this. I guess for you it works out. You’ve probably never even so much as held a conversation with a woman. Let alone pull one and obviously, you don’t take wrestling seriously. So it’s clear to me you’re fine with being a doughy fat ass. I just personally gotta hope when I kick you in your gut at Armed and Dangerous. I don’t lose my foot.
Again he could be heard chuckling out loud. At this point the fat jokes were getting old to the viewers. One could only imagine how old it had gotten for Tyrone. Though, Zakk had found something and therefore he was going to run with it. Even if it meant running it into the ground. For the most part the cookie dough had been broken down by the hands of the Heartthrob. He found himself turning towards the eggs. Only to look at Britain for clarification.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Eggs go in next right?
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BRITAIN • JADE
Right! See you’re getting the hang of this. You don’t need me after all.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Of course I do. You’re playing a key part in helping me out right now. And I’m always going to need you. A lot of those needs come with a Rated R rating. But you know how it is.
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BRITAIN • JADE
Oh hush and make your cookies, Zakk!
In a playful manner she slapped Zakk’s arm. He smirked a bit before picking up one of the eggs out of the container that it sat in. He held the egg above the edge of the metal bowl for a second. That’s when he brought the egg down and proceeded to crack it against the edge. Instantly the egg shell split and Zakk was able to drop the egg yolk into the bowl with the cookie dough.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Did you see the way that egg cracked with just a little pressure? I think that’s pretty fitting to your career, Tyrone. Any time that you’ve felt the slightest bit of pressure in that ring. You crack just an egg. How do you expect to ever be a threat in VoW? If you can’t handle a little bit of pressure? In case you don’t understand how professional wrestling works. There’s always some kind of pressure. Whether it’s pressure you put on yourself to be better. Or it’s pressure from an opponent who is doing everything in their power to beat you. Or even pressure from a company that is putting you in a certain position and they’re expecting you not to fold. VoW put pressure on you by putting you in this match. They’re expecting you to hold your own. They’re expecting you not to fold under pressure. They’re expecting you to prove to them why them giving you this opportunity wasn’t a waste of time. Though it is going to prove to be a waste of time. You’ve done proven that you can’t handle any pressure at all. Because you do crack, but the moment that I start beating you down in the ring. the moment I put pressure on you to push myself to that next level and in order to walk away with a victory. You’re going to cave right then and there. That’s going to be the end of your career. You’re going to prove that not only did VoW make a mistake in putting you in this match. They made a mistake in even signing you to a contract.
Zakk had reached forward and grabbed a hold of his second egg. Bringing it to the edge of the bowl he tapped down the egg against the side in a fluid motion and it cracked perfectly. He separated the sell letting the yolk fall right into the bowl with the cookie dough. Uing his bare hands, Zakk proceeded to start mixing the egg up with the cookie dough.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
However watching eggs crack like that reminds me of something else. It reminds me of something that isn’t you cracking like an egg under pressure. In fact this egg cracking like that also reminds me of how easy it’s going to be for me to crack your head just like an egg. You may think that just because you can talk a lot of trash on twitter. That it’s impressing people and that it’s making me think that you are a legit contender for me. But that’s not what I’m thinking and your smack talk on social media is doing nothing for you. It’s making you look like an idiot. It’s making you look like you’re special. It’s making me laugh at you. It’s doing the exact opposite of what you’re wanting it to do. And based on you proving to me that you don’t have a brain at all. It means the moment I connect with Saved By The Bell. It’s going to split that large ass noggin of yours wide open. Your brains - well the little bit you have anyway - are going to spill right all over the ring just like egg yolk. How you haven’t caught on to how bad this night is going to be for you baffles me, but all the power to you. Believe what you believe in. I know what’s going to happen.
The way he worded things made him come off like such a smug asshole. Both of them had beliefs. It wasn’t like Zakk truly knew that he was going to win. No one knew how a match was going to go until it happened, but there was never telling Zakk any different. All of the sudden Britain’s eyes could be seen lighting up with pure excitement. As she spoke out grabbing the attention of her boyfriend.
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BRITAIN • JADE
Oooh now it’s time for my favorite part!
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Are you having a fat kid moment, love?
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BRITAIN • JADE
Kiss my -
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Woah, calm down there babe. This is going to be on TV and there’s going to be tons of little kids watching. Don’t want to be a bad role model do you? Don’t want people to know that deep down that the Britain they see on TV every week in OWF isn’t the real you do ya?
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BRITAIN • JADE
Psht! I’m pure to the core. I’m a nice woman. Don’t you ever forget that, but uhm... Can I do this part? Can I add the chocolate chips? Pretty please?!
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Sure thing babe. Go ahead and knock yourself out.
She remained excited as she more or less pushed Zakk out of the way. He could be seen laughing as he stepped completely out of the way. Britain wasted no time ripping open the bag of chocolate chips so she could dump them into the bowel. Zakk locked eyes with the cameras again as he spoke out loud to gain the attention.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Chocolate chips being added to cookies kind of relate to our situation, Tyrone. Chocolate chips are the thing that make cookies stand out. It’s what makes cookies worth eating. It’s what makes the cookie taste that much better and mean that much more. I’d say that the Zero Gravity Championship is the chocolate chips to our match. I have never believed that anyone should ever compete in a match without something on the line. Apparently someone else felt that way many-many years ago. That’s why Championships were created. Otherwise wrestling would have never became as big as it did and those men fighting would have been fighting each other for nothing. If I were to be a hundred percent honest with you, Tyrone. There’s no way that I would have ever faced you if it wasn’t for a championship of some kind. There’d be no point in me wasting my time with a guy like you. So therefore even though I think it’s a dumb decision they put you in this match. I’m glad that they did because at least I’m facing you for a purpose now. Now at least when I get done whipping your ass from one side of the ring to the other that I’ll be rewarded in the end.
In the background Britain could be seen grabbing a hold of a cookie sheet and placing it down on the counter. Only for her to start digging down into the bowl and rolling the cookie dough together. They were in the final stages of making the cookies, but that was the last thing on Zakk’s mind at this moment.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
You don’t get it Tyrone. I measure my success by championships, accomplishments, and accolades. At the end of the day that’s all that matters in this business. No one remembers how hard you fought, if you didn’t win in the end. No one remembers how great your match was if you didn’t walk out the victory. No one remembers how funny or how entertaining you are, if you’re not giving them a reason to continue to invest in you. Hell, no one even pays attention to you unless you’re rocking about fifteen pounds of gold around your waist. Much like when you were a kid, you didn’t pay attention to your mom unless she was feeding your big ass, Tyrone. In fact I am sure the only thing you’re going to pay attention to with this entire promo is that I was baking cookies and secretly, you’re going to hope I bring them to the show so you can have them. That’s what separates the two of us Tyrone. I worry and I focus about what’s important. You’re off worrying about the next time you’re going to eat or gaining fans. This is exactly why I’ll be leaving with the Zero Gravity Championship and you will be leaving empty handed!
Once again he let it be known just how egotistical he was and just how egotistical that he could be. Wouldn’t do him any favors at all. Not that he really gave a damn. It was all about him. All about what he wanted. All about what he believed was true. That being said Britain could be heard speaking again.
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BRITAIN • JADE
All done!
This caused Zakk to put his attention to his girlfriend. Sure enough she had several balls rolled on and seperated on the pan. Everything was ready as far as the cookies go.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Well damn, you work a lot faster than I expected.
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BRITAIN • JADE
What can I say Zakk? Cookies are serious business when it comes to me.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
They’re serious business when it comes to the rollie pollie ollie I have to face on Sunday. Let’s get them mofos in the oven!
On his cue Britain proceeded to grab the pan and lift it up off the counter. She carefully made her way to the already pre-heated oven and pushed the pan inside. Shutting the door as soon as she did. Now it was going to take some time for them to cook. This was the perfect opportunity to look right back at the cameras. With that smirk spread on his lips and deliver what many might consider his final words.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Tyrone Bickerton, you’re what I like to call a recipe for disaster and a disaster is what you’ll become at Armed and Dangerous!
Zakk could be seen nodding his head for a couple of seconds. The look in his eye said quite a bit. He was a man that was determined and he was a man that would stop at nothing until he became champion. As much as he might have written Tyrone off. At least people had an understanding that he would give it everything he had. That much had to be respected. That being said our scene slowly started to fade out as they focused on the cookies starting to rise in the oven. Once everything faded to black it left people wondering and waiting for these two to meet this coming Sunday.
“THE LAST LAUGH”
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Any chance that came up for Zakk Morris to go back to California. He took that chance. He loved the beaches. He loved the weather. He loved how there was always something to do in the city. Though, Zakk was going to be invading Long Beach tonight and the reason being was the legendary and iconic Laugh Factory. This very comedy club is where a lot of the biggest comedians in the world today got their start. It’s where they’re fame began. It’s where they got some exposure. Tonight, Zakk had intentions of doing his first piece of stand up comedy and he felt like he was going to do just alright with his material.
Standing behind the curtain he watched as a man pulled himself up on stage. Of course it wasn’t any man. He was someone the comedy club knew quite well. Seeing as there was some cheers for the man when he walked up. This happened to be the host for the night. The man walked right in front of the microphone that found itself on the stand. Tapping on the microphone for a brief moment. Before speaking into it.
laugh factory host
PHILLIP • FIELDS
Ladies and gentlemen. You are in for a real treat with our next comedian. Not only is this man making his comedy debut. But he’s also making his name in the wrestling world. Please welcome all the way from Bayside High... ZAKK MORRIS!
Much to the surprise of Zakk. There was a pretty big crowd reaction. Lots of fans cheering and clapping their hands. Some even whistling. That was certainly a good sign to say the very least. With Phillip quickly making his way off the stage. Zakk found himself stepping out from behind the curtain and onto the stage. To which caused those in the audience to get a little louder. Letting a smirk cross his lips, Zakk waved to them as he quickly walked up to the microphone. Waiting patiently for a couple of seconds for the crowd to quiet down. As soon as they did he took it upon himself to dive right in.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Well, this seems like an easy crowd. Hopefully not as easy as my ex girlfriend. It’s never fun working with those that get off that easily.
There was a small amount of chuckles coming from the crowd. Seemed like only a handful got the joke or found it funny. Though, he was just warming up. He wasn’t dead in the bed just yet.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Now what you guys are going to learn about me in a matter of moments is I’m not aiming to be the next Adam Sandler, David Spade, my main man Bob Saget, or any other comedian. I’m just up here to be me. Something that I do every single week when I step into the ring. That being said that’s going to lead me right into my material for the night. Have any of you ever heard of the man, Tyrone Bickerton?
As Zakk looked out to the crowd there was dead silence. No even one person made a comment or a noise. It was so quiet could hear the crickets chirping had there been some in the room.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Don’t worry if you don’t folks. No one else knows him either. But nevertheless this is the name of the man that I have to be facing on Sunday night in a match. Allow me to just give you a visual of what I’ve got to deal with.
Reaching inside the pocket of his jacket. Zakk shuffled his hand around for a moment or two seemingly searching for this visual that he was speaking about. After a couple of seconds the Heartthrob pulled out a photo of Tyrone Bickerton. He revealed to the crowd right away.
A couple of people in the crowd could be heard snickering a little bit. Not that Zakk could blame them. Hell, it’s what he was looking for. Tyrone was a funny looking dude. At this point it became obvious this seemed like it was going to be an entire stand up special of Zakk straight up roasting Tyrone. It was good material and seemed like a smart move. He just held the photo out before everyone.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Not exactly easy on the eyes. I apologize to anyone that feels disgusted and I apologize to anyone that feels sick to my stomach. But this is the man that they have put me in the ring with. They are expecting me to wrestle the real life version of Snorlax.
That seemed to garner a pretty good reaction from the crowd. A lot of laughter could be helped. Seemed like people were able to make the connection in which Zakk was going for. Not to mention the visual aid helped out quite a bit. Smirking a little more, Zakk kept on moving along.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
I mean I understand the whole Pokemon Go is right around the corner and it’s meant to give you the most realistic game play ever featured for Pokemon. But come on, cut me some slack here. Why on god’s green earth would you put me against Snorlax? Now believe me when I tell you. It has nothing to do with being afraid to face him. I am a better Pokemon master than Ash Ketchum ever thought about being. However if anyone knows anything about Pokemon. You’d know all the big bastard does is sleep. It’s easy to sneak up on him. Sadly, there’s never a big enough poke-a-ball to trap him inside and therefore the fat prick always ends up evading said poke-a-ball. It should be illegal for someone to be that big, especially if the rules are you’ve got the trap them in a tiny ass ball!
A couple more laughs could be heard coming from the crowd. This lead to Zakk just tossing the photo of Bickerton out of his hand and let it hit the floor at his feet.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
I know that it might be wrong to pick on people for their weight. After all in today’s day and age there’s an illness for everything. Back in the day people used to be fat just because they were fat. They didn’t bother to take care of themselves. They didn’t bother to exercise. They just lived a very reckless and very unhealthy lifestyle. However now those people have an excuse to fall back on. They can go to any doctor they want and get a diagnosed for their so called problem.
Zakk simply just shook his head from side to side showing that he wasn’t the least bit impressed with the situation he was speaking on.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
For example, a fat person can walk into a doctor’s office and after an evaluation. The doctor can come to the conclusion that so-and-so has what they call a “Thyroid” issue. More or less doctors blame the thyroid for making people fat. Blame the thyroid for why people are rapidly gaining weight. Then when these people find out that’s the diagnosis that they got. They go around and use it as an excuse. They go around talking about how it’s something that they can’t control. To those people that use that excuse. Let me just break it down for you. It isn’t that you got a thyroid problem. It’s that you got a lil debbie problem. Can’t leave them snacks alone with your big ass!
There was a couple of chuckles from the crowd. Not everyone jumped the gun. It wasn’t a joke that fell flat, but maybe not as funny as Zakk originally thought it was. There was no need to worry though. He had plenty of material to keep himself going.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
But of course the diagnoses and the excuses don’t end there. There are doctors now days that will tell a person that it’s not their fault they are fat because they have a condition they cannot control. That call it “Binge Eating” or something along those lines. Doctors will actually tell these people that it’s not their fault that they have this condition. They will even go as far as telling them there’s no actual way to cure it. it’s like they are giving every person that’s ever been fat an excuse to continue to be fat. That’s worse than saying someone is on the seafood diet. They see food so therefore they eat it. But with this it’s all like they’re saying: Well, you’re problem is you binge eat. Therefore it’s caused your obesity and will likely lead to a heart attack in your early thirties. But it’s okay, we all die sometime.
Looking out to the crowd with his immature like grin. He could see and hear that he was getting of good chuckles from those in attendance.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
I must point out that Tyrone being a bit on the tubby side isn’t the only thing that’s funny. I’m also pretty sure he’s Special Ed and let’s face it. We’ve all encountered a retard or two in our life. Whether it was when we were younger or much later on in life. There’s always something that little re-re did that made us laugh or chuckle or snicker. It’s happened to each and every last one of us. If you say it didn’t then you were probably the retarded getting laughed at in the first place.
A loud collective “Ooooh” could be heard from those in attendance tonight. Not that anyone was offended by his comments or anything like that. However the connection could be made on how easily it would be to offend someone because of those types of comments.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Honestly, I think the dude is a bit touched up there. I meant it happens. Maybe when he came out of his just as fat and just as obese mother’s twat he was dropped on his head. That would explain the brain damage. Or maybe he was just born that way in general. I don’t really know nor do I really care, but this guy is pathetic. I crack a fat joke and you all laugh. Fat people are funny. I call him a retard. You snicker a little bit because they can be funny. This dude goes telling jokes on twitter that I am rocking a set of “noodle” hair and your response is...
Turning to the crowd at that moment. Zakk got the response that he was looking for. There wasn’t a single person in the crowd that bothered to laugh. They all just looked at him with a blank emotion.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Exactly, pure silence! Because that’s not even the least bit funny. It isn’t amusing. It isn’t entertaining. It damn sure doesn’t get the least bit of chuckles from you. That’s what I mean by the kid is special. A thirty something year old man with the mindset of a three year old. How the hell is anyone supposed to take that seriously? But it doesn’t end just there. I’m starting to feel a little bit bad for his slow retarded behind. This guy must really not have any friends. Because homie has gone out of his way to make a fake twitter account of a cat - just to have someone to tweet - and just to have someone back him up with his childish arguments on twitter. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m all for playing with pussy but this dude is taking it to the literal level.
A loud reaction could be heard at that moment. Lots of laughs coming from those in attendance. Everyone loved a dirty joke from time to time. No surprise there was this type of reaction. Zakk just stood there with that big ol’ grin spread across his own lips.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Last time I checked it was a good thing when you got the pussy wet. This dude is going to have the hardest time getting that wet and if he does. He’s going to end up with some scratches and bite marks he doesn’t want.
Sure enough there was a couple of more chuckles that came from the crowd.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
Considering that he has proven that he’s special needs. I kind of tell myself that I have to go easy on him. Both from a verbal standpoint and from a physical standpoint. Last thing I want is one of those “Save A Retard” companies showing up at my door step. That’s worse than a Jehovah's Witness!
Once again that collective “oooh” could be heard along with a few laughs. By this time it appeared Zakk was getting way more comfortable on the stage. Pulling the microphone from the stand and started to pace the stage a bit.
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ZAKK • MORRIS
But although I tell myself I have to go easy on him. I also know that when I step into the ring with him at Armed and Dangerous. There’s going to be something hanging in the balance that’s a little more important that protecting some retarded fat fucks feelings. Yes, that might be wrong of me but in case you haven’t caught on by now. I really don’t give a damn. Besides can you guys really blame me for being so harsh when there’s a championship hanging in the balance? My entire childhood all I wanted to be was a wrestler - well I wanted to be the best athlete walking God’s green earth and I’ve got a chance to add another accolade to my name. It’s just going to have to be at the expense of Tyrone.
Shrugging his shoulders a bit without a care in the world.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Now I know that I have been on Tyrone’s weight and what not since I stepped up here. It’s gotten a little old by now, but I want you guys to do me a favor right quick. I want you to remember that picture of Tyrone I showed you earlier. Sure, I know that’s asking a lot. Remember that photo and take a look at this one.
Taking a brief moment away from his act. Yet again Zakk could be seen digging into his pocket and pulling out a photo. He made sure to turn it around towards the crowd.
Almost as soon as he showed the photo off. There were a lot of loud cheers and some whistles - most of which came from the females in the audience. As one would have expected that played into the ego of Zakk who was smirking even bigger now while nodding his head.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Fellas, I’m sorry if you start questioning your sexuality right now. I’m also sorry if the woman you brought with you tonight as a date now has wet panties. If you think about it, I just made your night a little easier. Now, you don’t have to do the hard part. Downfall is she’ll be thinking about me when you're getting in tonight. Not you!
Of course there was some pretty big cheers from the ladies in the crowd and even some laughs. Most of the men didn’t seem that thrilled over the joke. Zakk was quick to just move right along.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Without a shadow of a doubt I feel like this is a rather fair question to ask. You think back to the picture of Tyrone. Who he is. What he looks like. How I’ve described him. Then you look at this picture of me. You see the perfect abs. You see the great body. You see that I’m sculpted like a god. I’m a fucking adonis if I were to be perfectly honest with you. I look the way a wrestler is supposed to look. Now ask yourself the question. Would you rather see that guy holding a championship? And I do mean it because there’s no way that thing is going to be able to be strapped around his waist.
A couple of snickers came from the crowd at that moment.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Or would you want someone like me holding a championship? I mean sure it’d cover up that six pack for a brief moment. However when I’m in that ring they’ll be uncovered and at least you people will know that someone like me - someone like me holding a champion says two things. First and foremost it says I mean business. Then secondly it means I’m the real deal. You know that I’m legit and you know you’re going to get one hell of a match out of me.
Some people seemed to respect that and agree with his words due to the cheers that could be heard from those in attendance. Of course those would have been the only people that were wrestling fans and actually understood the situation with these two.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
hould be obvious who you’re going to go with. But in case I haven’t gotten you to smarten up yet. Allow me to point this out. It’s called the Zero Gravity Championship for a reason. This is for the type of people that can take flight in the air and can do all kinds of crazy stunts in that ring. Tyrone isn’t one of those people. In fact Gravity is probably one of Tyrone’s biggest enemies in the world. The moment he tries to take to the air or do anything flashy. He’s going to find out how cruel gravity is. Because gravity is going to yank his big ass right back down to the ground and cause a crater in the earth the size of his mother’s ass crack!
Laughs and cheers could be heard once more. Once again it was one of those situations where everyone just happened to enjoy a “mother” joke from time to time. Zakk just seemed to be filled with material to get the crowd popping. He looked forward with that smirk to address the crowd once again.
the heartthrob
ZAKK • MORRIS
Well, folks I’m being told that I’m starting to exceed my limit and I don’t think I can make you guys laugh anymore than I already have. It’s the true talent that I have that aids me in being able to do what I do. With that being said I just wanted to thank you for coming out and showing everyone support. Just remember one thing you’ll never be as good as me, but you can always settle for being as good as Tyrone Bickerton - which isn’t very good at all!
Holding his hand up in the air to the crowd. He got a pretty positive reaction with lots of them cheering for him and clapping their hands together. Zakk turned to make his way off the stage leading to the show to continue onward with whatever comedian was next. However it was made pretty obvious what Zakk was doing, Any chance that he got he was going to take advantage of being able to run Tyrone down. He was going to take advantage of putting Tyrone on blast. He was going to have as many laughs at his expense as he could. Though, the thing that the Heartthrob was going to have to come to terms with soon enough. It wasn’t about jokes. It wasn’t about laughs. It wasn’t about running your opponent down verbally. It was about the Zero Gravity Championship and fighting with all one’s might to gain it. Only one man can win, Zakk just better hope after all of this it’s him that leaves with the victory.
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