Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2014 8:31:07 GMT -6
[OOC: A very busy week, not that good rp I know as Promo Writing isn't my style. Match writing is my style actually, feedback appreciated.]
Stacy Jones Vs Shane Sparx Vs Ethan "Glory" Payne.
UN-AIRED PROMO
Ric: OOOOHHHH YEAAAAAHH!
Ethan: Calm down, sir.
Ric: OHHH YEAH!
Ethan: I said Calm down. On Breakthrough I'm facing Shane Sparx.
RIC: Sparkles, OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!
Ethan: Sparx it is, sir. Mr. Sparx, you're going to sparkle next week. I will do almost everything to stop you from winning. I do not have any plan tonight. All I want to do is to kick your ass.
Ric: Kick your ass, OHHHHH YEAHHHH!
Ethan: Turn your head with my highflying skills.
Ric: Turn your head!!! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh! SKILLS!!!!
Ethan: You need to calm, mate.
Ric: Okaayyyyyy I'm gonna caaaaalm oh yeahhhh!
Ethan: You will tap out, The Kimura Lock will be locked and you will cry like a baby. You will evolve to being a loser, if you aren't already.
Ric: ALREADY!!!! OH YEAAAAHHH!
Ethan: I said calm down , sir. On breakthrough, Shane Sparx will sparkle and Stacy Jones will light. Stacy, you're a lady and I don't want to hurt you but the bookers forced me. You're a beautiful lady but NO! WHEN I AM IN THE RING WITH ANYBODY! Even my girlfriend or my best friend. I KICK THEIR ASS.
Ric: ASSSSSSS OHHHH YEAHHHH!!!
Ethan: I will show everybody the PAYNE. I will hurt you. I will kick your ass. Yeah, talk is cheap. But when I talk I actually do.
Ric: Do, OHHH YEAHHH!
Ethan: Let's go, we have some work to do.
Ric; We have work to do, ohhh yeahhh!
We left and I found mom backstage.
Ethan: Hey mom.
Jessica: Hello son.
Ethan: You know what mom?
Jessica: What?
Ethan: My debut match in VOW is actually against a girl and a guy who sparkles.
Jessica: A girl?
Ethan: Yup.
Jessica: We trust you, you're going to win.
Ethan; I know I will do mom. I know I will. Everybody needs to trust me like Prince does, we have a poem ready and I have some moves ready to shock the world.
Mom: That's my boy.
I hug mom as Darius Yates comes and we have a handshake before I get into the promo that's going to air.
Darius: You ready?
Ethan: Lol yes I am, but I'm gonna unleash on you when we're on air.
Darius: Oh my, well follow me Ethan.
We go to the Gorilla Position to the interview.
AIRED PROMO
Darius Yates: Ladies and gentleman, VOW fans. Everywhere in this whole big world, Standing next to me is non other than Ethan "Glory" Payne alongside his manager Ric Payne. Welcome to the VOW.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOO!
Ethan: Welcome to you, Mr Darius. All you need to do is ask me three questions, okay?
RIC: WOOOOOOOO!
Darius Yates: Um, okay.
Ric: YEAAAAHHHHH!!
Darius: Are you ready for tonight Ethan?
Ethan: What the hell? What in the bloody freaking hell? Are you asking me if I'm ready or not you dumb head? Of course I am, I'm ready for anything. Any challenge is accepted from Glory.
I looked at him as he glared at me, as usual, Ric adds some boring shit.
Ric: OHHHH YEAAAHHH!!!! MY BOY IS READY TO TURN HEADS! BREAKING NECKS! AND CASHING CHECKS! OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Darius: You need to calm your manager down, or.....
Ethan: Or what you bloody dumb head? Or what? You need to stop with your dumb questions and ask some real ones.
Ric: DID YOU HEAR HIM? YEAAAHHH!!! OR WHAT? WHAT? OHHH!!! YEAHHH!
Darius: Sorry sir, How do you feel tonight as this is your debut match?
Ethan: I feel, I feel like I'm on a roll, baby. On a roll. Yeah! Tonight I add some shining stars to Visionaries Of Wrestling. I will add fresh and young blood to VOW. How about you changing the name of VOW, to BOW. Because after I win this match, everybody in VOW, is going to BOW to me, and Prince Alex III. Tonight I represent Prince. I have a warning for everybody in the locker room, tell them what Ric.
Ric: The POEM? OHHH YEAAAHHH!
Tonight is the night.
Were Glory will fight.
Somebody called Shane.
Like a turtle versus a train.
I am a genius and I know.
Tonight you will bow.
To a guy called Ethan.
And when he will strike the Kimura Lock everybody will stop Breathin'!
Tonight Shane will cry.
Kiss VOW goodbye.
Knowing that Glory hits bulls-eye.
And his manger Ric is a wise guy.
Glory is better than Spiderman.
While Sparx is not worth a can.
Prince Alex will be proud.
And get boo'ed by the crowd.
Not lets talk about Stacy Jones.
Maybe she thinks she's Sherlock Holmes.
Maybe she will survive.
And leave the area alive.
She will thank god.
What a lucky bastard is that collateral fraud.
Now goodbye Darius, Ethan has a match.
Hear the scratch.
OHHHH YEAAAAHHH!
We left, as Darius looks surprised.
Darius: Ladies and gentleman, there you have it from Ric and Ethan Payne.
FADE TO FUCKING BLACK.
Stacy Jones Vs Shane Sparx Vs Ethan "Glory" Payne.
UN-AIRED PROMO
Ric: OOOOHHHH YEAAAAAHH!
Ethan: Calm down, sir.
Ric: OHHH YEAH!
Ethan: I said Calm down. On Breakthrough I'm facing Shane Sparx.
RIC: Sparkles, OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!
Ethan: Sparx it is, sir. Mr. Sparx, you're going to sparkle next week. I will do almost everything to stop you from winning. I do not have any plan tonight. All I want to do is to kick your ass.
Ric: Kick your ass, OHHHHH YEAHHHH!
Ethan: Turn your head with my highflying skills.
Ric: Turn your head!!! Ohhhhh yeahhhhh! SKILLS!!!!
Ethan: You need to calm, mate.
Ric: Okaayyyyyy I'm gonna caaaaalm oh yeahhhh!
Ethan: You will tap out, The Kimura Lock will be locked and you will cry like a baby. You will evolve to being a loser, if you aren't already.
Ric: ALREADY!!!! OH YEAAAAHHH!
Ethan: I said calm down , sir. On breakthrough, Shane Sparx will sparkle and Stacy Jones will light. Stacy, you're a lady and I don't want to hurt you but the bookers forced me. You're a beautiful lady but NO! WHEN I AM IN THE RING WITH ANYBODY! Even my girlfriend or my best friend. I KICK THEIR ASS.
Ric: ASSSSSSS OHHHH YEAHHHH!!!
Ethan: I will show everybody the PAYNE. I will hurt you. I will kick your ass. Yeah, talk is cheap. But when I talk I actually do.
Ric: Do, OHHH YEAHHH!
Ethan: Let's go, we have some work to do.
Ric; We have work to do, ohhh yeahhh!
We left and I found mom backstage.
Ethan: Hey mom.
Jessica: Hello son.
Ethan: You know what mom?
Jessica: What?
Ethan: My debut match in VOW is actually against a girl and a guy who sparkles.
Jessica: A girl?
Ethan: Yup.
Jessica: We trust you, you're going to win.
Ethan; I know I will do mom. I know I will. Everybody needs to trust me like Prince does, we have a poem ready and I have some moves ready to shock the world.
Mom: That's my boy.
I hug mom as Darius Yates comes and we have a handshake before I get into the promo that's going to air.
Darius: You ready?
Ethan: Lol yes I am, but I'm gonna unleash on you when we're on air.
Darius: Oh my, well follow me Ethan.
We go to the Gorilla Position to the interview.
AIRED PROMO
Darius Yates: Ladies and gentleman, VOW fans. Everywhere in this whole big world, Standing next to me is non other than Ethan "Glory" Payne alongside his manager Ric Payne. Welcome to the VOW.
Ric: WOOOOOOOOO!
Ethan: Welcome to you, Mr Darius. All you need to do is ask me three questions, okay?
RIC: WOOOOOOOO!
Darius Yates: Um, okay.
Ric: YEAAAAHHHHH!!
Darius: Are you ready for tonight Ethan?
Ethan: What the hell? What in the bloody freaking hell? Are you asking me if I'm ready or not you dumb head? Of course I am, I'm ready for anything. Any challenge is accepted from Glory.
I looked at him as he glared at me, as usual, Ric adds some boring shit.
Ric: OHHHH YEAAAHHH!!!! MY BOY IS READY TO TURN HEADS! BREAKING NECKS! AND CASHING CHECKS! OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Darius: You need to calm your manager down, or.....
Ethan: Or what you bloody dumb head? Or what? You need to stop with your dumb questions and ask some real ones.
Ric: DID YOU HEAR HIM? YEAAAHHH!!! OR WHAT? WHAT? OHHH!!! YEAHHH!
Darius: Sorry sir, How do you feel tonight as this is your debut match?
Ethan: I feel, I feel like I'm on a roll, baby. On a roll. Yeah! Tonight I add some shining stars to Visionaries Of Wrestling. I will add fresh and young blood to VOW. How about you changing the name of VOW, to BOW. Because after I win this match, everybody in VOW, is going to BOW to me, and Prince Alex III. Tonight I represent Prince. I have a warning for everybody in the locker room, tell them what Ric.
Ric: The POEM? OHHH YEAAAHHH!
Tonight is the night.
Were Glory will fight.
Somebody called Shane.
Like a turtle versus a train.
I am a genius and I know.
Tonight you will bow.
To a guy called Ethan.
And when he will strike the Kimura Lock everybody will stop Breathin'!
Tonight Shane will cry.
Kiss VOW goodbye.
Knowing that Glory hits bulls-eye.
And his manger Ric is a wise guy.
Glory is better than Spiderman.
While Sparx is not worth a can.
Prince Alex will be proud.
And get boo'ed by the crowd.
Not lets talk about Stacy Jones.
Maybe she thinks she's Sherlock Holmes.
Maybe she will survive.
And leave the area alive.
She will thank god.
What a lucky bastard is that collateral fraud.
Now goodbye Darius, Ethan has a match.
Hear the scratch.
OHHHH YEAAAAHHH!
We left, as Darius looks surprised.
Darius: Ladies and gentleman, there you have it from Ric and Ethan Payne.
FADE TO FUCKING BLACK.
