Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2014 14:41:54 GMT -6
Date
August 14th, 2014
Location
Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul, Minnesota
So the truth is finally out about my identity, and it couldn’t have gone any better. Looking at the defenceless expression on the face of that home-wrecker when I smashed that whore of a wife of his’ face into those steel steps was one of the greatest feelings I have felt in a long time. So here I am, moments after Breakthrough has gone off the air, and even though I wasn’t booked at all, Hell I was banned from the building, that worked out well for our esteemed Director of Wrestling Operations, but even though I wasn’t booked, I still made tonight a night that nobody in VoW will ever forget! My name is Edward John Myers, the younger brother of former WWA and NWA Superstar, Jason Bradley Myers, the man who was once married to Rayne Draven-Omega, before that son of a bitch, Ryan Omega came in and stole her from him. That bitch is no Saint either, she let Omega steal her from Jason, she didn’t love him at all, Hell she probably never did love him to begin with, and then she tore his heart out because she’s selfish. On top of all that, she didn’t even do the honourable thing and break up with him before running off with Omega, oh no, she decided to cheat on him with Omega, and then break up with him. As I sit here in my locker room, dressed in a pair of black Doc Martin boots, a pair of light blue stonewashed denim jeans, a black Metallica Some Kind Of Monster T-shirt and a black leather jacket with my hair tied back in a ponytail, I replay the moment over and over in my head from earlier that evening and it makes me smile. Beating Rayne into an unconscious state, forcing Omega to come out of retirement so I can get my hands on him, listening to him grovel and plead for me not to continue that brutal assault on his poor defenceless slut of a wife, it makes me feel so good inside that I don’t believe anything can ruin it.
Edward
Doing this for you brother...
I then stand to my feet and grab my duffel bag that was resting on the wooden bench beside me that I was sitting on and I sling it over my shoulder before heading towards the locker room door and opening it. I leave my locker room and close the door behind me and begin making my way down the corridor towards the parking lot when suddenly, popping up from out of nowhere is that snivelling little weasel of an interviewer, Darius Yates who is dressed in a light blue suit, a white shirt, a black tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes.
Darius
Edward, I would like you to answer me a few questions if I may...
I ignore him and continue down the corridor in hope that he will go away but he’s like a fucking sheep and instead he ends up following me.
Darius
Are you at all worried about any repercussions that you may suffer as a result of your actions earlier this evening?
Edward
No...
Darius
Okay, well do you have anything to say about you being booked against Starrkadian at Breakthrough edition number eleven next week?
Edward
Not much to say really...I beat the Hell out of the bitch who beat the Hell out of him at Heatstroke...if Starrkadian has any sense, he won’t show up for the match...
Darius
With this sudden change you’ve made, is it safe to say that what you said about Starrkadian and his friend, Laura when you faced off against Casanova English a few weeks back, that you actually don’t care about what English has been doing to them?
Edward
How did you figure that one out Darius? You’re a fucking genius! Yeah of course I don’t give a shit about what English has been doing to Starrkadian and Laura...I don’t give a damn about anyone here in VoW...not any of the employees working here...and not any of these idiot fans.
Darius
Well, you seem to have forced our Director of Wrestling Operations, Ryan Omega to come out of retirement to face you at VoW’s next Pay-Per-View event, Armed And Dangerous. Are you at all aware that Mr Omega suffered a career threatening injury that forced him to retire and if he were to step into the ring for a match, he could risk paralysis or worse?
I stop dead in my tracks and slowly turn my head and glare towards Darius when suddenly I hear a familiar voice come from the other side of me.
Voice
I think you’ve asked enough questions for now Mr Yates...
I turn my head towards the sound of the voice and the short, chubby frame of my Uncle Theodore appears beside me, dressed in a black pinstripe suit, a white shirt, a red tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes.
Darius
And you are?
Uncle Theodore
My name Mr Yates, is Theodore Thompson, however you shall address me as Mr Thompson and I am Mr Myers’ Uncle and advocate.
I smirk and nod before looking back at Darius.
Uncle Theodore
You see Mr Yates, my client here knows exactly what is wrong with Mr Omega, but look at him...does he look like he cares? He just ripped apart the man’s wife without any remorse whatsoever, so do you honestly believe he gives a damn about the possibility that he could potentially paralyse Mr Omega?
Darius is lost for words and it’s clear he’s feeling rather uncomfortable listening to what my Uncle is saying. He then points to me whilst maintaining his glare on Darius.
Uncle Theodore
Look at this man Mr Yates, he is a machine! He’s a mercenary! He’s a six foot three inch monster with 265 pounds of pure muscle! Since joining the VoW he has destroyed everyone in his path! The only matches he has lost upon his arrival here, in the first one, he wasn’t even involved in the decision...and as for his second loss to Casanova English? Mr English had to cheat to defeat him...because Mr English knew that had he not cheated to win, Mr Myers here would no doubt be standing here as the first ever VoW Excel Champion, the first champion in VoW history!
Darius
A rather bold statement to make there Mr Thompson wouldn’t you say?
Uncle Theodore just glares at Darius in disgust at these words.
Uncle Theodore
Mr Yates...had my client defeated Mr English in the semi-finals match in the Xcel Championship tournament...which he would have had he not cheated his way to victory. If Mr Myers had progressed to the finals of that tournament to face Patrick Kay Anthony...do you honestly believe that my client would have lost to him?
Darius opens his mouth to answer, however my Uncle cuts him off beforehand.
Uncle Theodore
The answer is no! My client would have systematically and methodically ripped Mr Kay Anthony apart and would have left him in a broken, bloodied mess in the middle of the ring!
I chuckle a little at the very thought of doing that to the paper champion who walks around in the back claiming to be the Xcel Champion.
Uncle Theodore
You see, my client is a Myers, and as a Myers he was born for greatness, specifically wrestling greatness. His brother Jason, the man is a WWA and and NWA Hall of Famer...he’s a former World Heavyweight Champion and has held many other championships and has won many awards for his sheer wrestling brilliance! It shall only be a matter of time before my client here emulates the success of his brother, however of course, his main priority at this time, is destroying the Omega’s and ridding them from the wrestling world for good! My client doesn’t care about the risk involved with Mr Omega stepping into the ring could result in paralysis or worse...because as far as my client is concerned...he WANTS to paralyse Mr Omega!
Darius’ jaw drops at the sheer lack of concern we have for the well being of Ryan Omega.
Uncle Theodore
Now if you’ll excuse us Mr Yates, my client has to prepare for his match at Breakthrough next week, and that is way more important than talking to an incompetent failed journalist such as yourself...so we shall bid you adieu!
Both my Uncle and I then walk past Darius on our way to the parking lot as I pat my Uncle on the back and we continue chatting with one another.
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Date
August 18th, 2014
Location
Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul, Minnesota
I’m sitting here in the middle of the ring, sitting on a folded out steel chair dressed in my wrestling gear. Resting on the canvas in front of me are the bottom half of the steel steps, the very same steel steps that I drilled the face of that cheating whore into. I slowly stroke my fingers across the spot where her face landed and I smirk sadistically before slowly clenching my fist and staring at it for a few moments before then turning my attention to the camera.
Edward
Two weeks ago at the Heatstroke Pay-Per-View, I destroyed Matt Rydell and as a result, he hasn’t been seen on VoW television since! After taking care of Mr Rydell, the man who brought me into this company, the VoW Director of Wrestling Operations, Ryan Omega, came out to the ring to stop me from assaulting Mr Rydell even further. I shocked the world that night when I delivered a Superman punch to Mr Omega...but that was nothing compared to what I had in store the following week...
I chuckle slightly, once again remembering that night.
Edward
As a result of what I did to Mr Omega at Heatstroke, he banned me from last week’s edition of Breakthrough...but that didn’t stop me from showing up and making an impact! I took his precious wife and I beat the living Hell out of her...I knocked her out cold and I forced that useless waste of space she calls a husband to practically put his life on the line and face me at the next VoW Pay-Per-View entitled Armed And Dangerous. In just one short week, I’ve went from being known as a nobody...to being one of the most talked about member of this roster! And at Armed And Dangerous, you can all kiss both Ryan and Rayne Draven-Omega goodbye...because once I am finished with the two of them...they will never EVER be seen again on VoW television!
I sit back in the chair and smirk into the camera.
Edward
But until then, I have to focus on the matches that I am booked in during the lead up to that match...and this week...the unfortunate victim that has to suffer the wrath of Edward Myers, is the steroid abusing freak of nature who believes to be from another planet, Starrkadian...
I can’t help but laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of my opponent, does he honestly believe that anyone here in VoW genuinely believe that he’s some kind of alien from outer space? Well, maybe he can fool the pathetic VoW fans, but he’s not fooling me.
Edward
Starrkadian...you...along with everyone else here in VoW...fell into my trap. I pretended to be one of the good guys, to gain the trust of the Omega’s and these useless VoW fans. I forced you to believe that I actually gave a damn about you and your precious ‘Earth Lady’ Laura back when I faced Casanova English, when I said that I would exact revenge on him on behalf of you for what he did to Laura. But you, like everyone else, fell into my trap and you all believed that I truly cared, you all believed that I gave a damn...but I don’t! I don’t care what Mr English does to Laura, I don’t care if you manage to stop him from hurting her or not, Hell I don’t care about anyone or anything here in VoW! All I care about is exacting revenge on the people who ruined my brother’s life...and nothing can stop me from doing just that!
I run both my hands through my long black hair before resting my elbows on my knees.
Edward
You may think that because you’re so big and strong that you actually may have some sort of chance against me Starrkadian...but you’ve never faced someone like me before...you’ve never faced a Myers before! Let me tell you something about my brother Jason, he was introduced to the wrestling world by his close friend, ‘The Punisher’ Matthew Robinson...a man that fellow Visionary, Stacy Jones knows all too well considering the two used to be married. But Mr Robinson brought my brother into wrestling and they formed a tag team called the Lords of Darkness...and they were the greatest tag team that ever existed! They destroyed every tag team that was put in their path and they captured Tag Team gold on multiple occasions! But the main story I want to tell you about is the story of when my brother turned his back on Mr Robinson. Now, we’re talking about two men who were closer to one another than they were too their own brothers. I was never around for Jason, something I deeply regret but I had no choice, and as for Mr Robinson’s brothers, well they were psychotic and were Hell bent on ruining their brother’s life. But Jason and Mr Robinson were extremely close, they would die for one another, but my brother Jason finally realized that HE was the one who was carrying the team and HE was the one who got the Lords of Darkness recognized as being one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history! And so my brother turned his back on Mr Robinson and he made his life a living Hell...and he nearly ended his life on multiple occasions during a near eight month long feud! That is how sadistic...how brutal...and how evil a Myers can truly be! Everyone has heard of the infamous Michael Myers serial killer from the Halloween movies...but not even he can hold a candle to the likes of me and my brother!
I stand to my feet and walk towards the ropes and rest my arms on the top one, still staring into the camera.
Edward
I am The Man Of Steel...Edward...John...Myers! And at Breakthrough edition number eleven...the wannabe alien that you all love and admire, the man known as Starrkadian...will just become another victim to a Myers. Starrkadian, just in case there is a very slim chance that you are indeed an alien from a different planet...Hell...even if you’re not...once you’ve been in the ring with me, you’ll be wishing you weren’t living on this God forsaken rock! Your existence as a member of the VoW Roster...Hell, you’re existence as a habitant of this planet...is about to come to a bitter end!
I chuckle sadistically and the camera slowly pans away from me as I continue glaring into it.
August 14th, 2014
Location
Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul, Minnesota
So the truth is finally out about my identity, and it couldn’t have gone any better. Looking at the defenceless expression on the face of that home-wrecker when I smashed that whore of a wife of his’ face into those steel steps was one of the greatest feelings I have felt in a long time. So here I am, moments after Breakthrough has gone off the air, and even though I wasn’t booked at all, Hell I was banned from the building, that worked out well for our esteemed Director of Wrestling Operations, but even though I wasn’t booked, I still made tonight a night that nobody in VoW will ever forget! My name is Edward John Myers, the younger brother of former WWA and NWA Superstar, Jason Bradley Myers, the man who was once married to Rayne Draven-Omega, before that son of a bitch, Ryan Omega came in and stole her from him. That bitch is no Saint either, she let Omega steal her from Jason, she didn’t love him at all, Hell she probably never did love him to begin with, and then she tore his heart out because she’s selfish. On top of all that, she didn’t even do the honourable thing and break up with him before running off with Omega, oh no, she decided to cheat on him with Omega, and then break up with him. As I sit here in my locker room, dressed in a pair of black Doc Martin boots, a pair of light blue stonewashed denim jeans, a black Metallica Some Kind Of Monster T-shirt and a black leather jacket with my hair tied back in a ponytail, I replay the moment over and over in my head from earlier that evening and it makes me smile. Beating Rayne into an unconscious state, forcing Omega to come out of retirement so I can get my hands on him, listening to him grovel and plead for me not to continue that brutal assault on his poor defenceless slut of a wife, it makes me feel so good inside that I don’t believe anything can ruin it.
Edward
Doing this for you brother...
I then stand to my feet and grab my duffel bag that was resting on the wooden bench beside me that I was sitting on and I sling it over my shoulder before heading towards the locker room door and opening it. I leave my locker room and close the door behind me and begin making my way down the corridor towards the parking lot when suddenly, popping up from out of nowhere is that snivelling little weasel of an interviewer, Darius Yates who is dressed in a light blue suit, a white shirt, a black tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes.
Darius
Edward, I would like you to answer me a few questions if I may...
I ignore him and continue down the corridor in hope that he will go away but he’s like a fucking sheep and instead he ends up following me.
Darius
Are you at all worried about any repercussions that you may suffer as a result of your actions earlier this evening?
Edward
No...
Darius
Okay, well do you have anything to say about you being booked against Starrkadian at Breakthrough edition number eleven next week?
Edward
Not much to say really...I beat the Hell out of the bitch who beat the Hell out of him at Heatstroke...if Starrkadian has any sense, he won’t show up for the match...
Darius
With this sudden change you’ve made, is it safe to say that what you said about Starrkadian and his friend, Laura when you faced off against Casanova English a few weeks back, that you actually don’t care about what English has been doing to them?
Edward
How did you figure that one out Darius? You’re a fucking genius! Yeah of course I don’t give a shit about what English has been doing to Starrkadian and Laura...I don’t give a damn about anyone here in VoW...not any of the employees working here...and not any of these idiot fans.
Darius
Well, you seem to have forced our Director of Wrestling Operations, Ryan Omega to come out of retirement to face you at VoW’s next Pay-Per-View event, Armed And Dangerous. Are you at all aware that Mr Omega suffered a career threatening injury that forced him to retire and if he were to step into the ring for a match, he could risk paralysis or worse?
I stop dead in my tracks and slowly turn my head and glare towards Darius when suddenly I hear a familiar voice come from the other side of me.
Voice
I think you’ve asked enough questions for now Mr Yates...
I turn my head towards the sound of the voice and the short, chubby frame of my Uncle Theodore appears beside me, dressed in a black pinstripe suit, a white shirt, a red tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes.
Darius
And you are?
Uncle Theodore
My name Mr Yates, is Theodore Thompson, however you shall address me as Mr Thompson and I am Mr Myers’ Uncle and advocate.
I smirk and nod before looking back at Darius.
Uncle Theodore
You see Mr Yates, my client here knows exactly what is wrong with Mr Omega, but look at him...does he look like he cares? He just ripped apart the man’s wife without any remorse whatsoever, so do you honestly believe he gives a damn about the possibility that he could potentially paralyse Mr Omega?
Darius is lost for words and it’s clear he’s feeling rather uncomfortable listening to what my Uncle is saying. He then points to me whilst maintaining his glare on Darius.
Uncle Theodore
Look at this man Mr Yates, he is a machine! He’s a mercenary! He’s a six foot three inch monster with 265 pounds of pure muscle! Since joining the VoW he has destroyed everyone in his path! The only matches he has lost upon his arrival here, in the first one, he wasn’t even involved in the decision...and as for his second loss to Casanova English? Mr English had to cheat to defeat him...because Mr English knew that had he not cheated to win, Mr Myers here would no doubt be standing here as the first ever VoW Excel Champion, the first champion in VoW history!
Darius
A rather bold statement to make there Mr Thompson wouldn’t you say?
Uncle Theodore just glares at Darius in disgust at these words.
Uncle Theodore
Mr Yates...had my client defeated Mr English in the semi-finals match in the Xcel Championship tournament...which he would have had he not cheated his way to victory. If Mr Myers had progressed to the finals of that tournament to face Patrick Kay Anthony...do you honestly believe that my client would have lost to him?
Darius opens his mouth to answer, however my Uncle cuts him off beforehand.
Uncle Theodore
The answer is no! My client would have systematically and methodically ripped Mr Kay Anthony apart and would have left him in a broken, bloodied mess in the middle of the ring!
I chuckle a little at the very thought of doing that to the paper champion who walks around in the back claiming to be the Xcel Champion.
Uncle Theodore
You see, my client is a Myers, and as a Myers he was born for greatness, specifically wrestling greatness. His brother Jason, the man is a WWA and and NWA Hall of Famer...he’s a former World Heavyweight Champion and has held many other championships and has won many awards for his sheer wrestling brilliance! It shall only be a matter of time before my client here emulates the success of his brother, however of course, his main priority at this time, is destroying the Omega’s and ridding them from the wrestling world for good! My client doesn’t care about the risk involved with Mr Omega stepping into the ring could result in paralysis or worse...because as far as my client is concerned...he WANTS to paralyse Mr Omega!
Darius’ jaw drops at the sheer lack of concern we have for the well being of Ryan Omega.
Uncle Theodore
Now if you’ll excuse us Mr Yates, my client has to prepare for his match at Breakthrough next week, and that is way more important than talking to an incompetent failed journalist such as yourself...so we shall bid you adieu!
Both my Uncle and I then walk past Darius on our way to the parking lot as I pat my Uncle on the back and we continue chatting with one another.
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Date
August 18th, 2014
Location
Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St. Paul, Minnesota
I’m sitting here in the middle of the ring, sitting on a folded out steel chair dressed in my wrestling gear. Resting on the canvas in front of me are the bottom half of the steel steps, the very same steel steps that I drilled the face of that cheating whore into. I slowly stroke my fingers across the spot where her face landed and I smirk sadistically before slowly clenching my fist and staring at it for a few moments before then turning my attention to the camera.
Edward
Two weeks ago at the Heatstroke Pay-Per-View, I destroyed Matt Rydell and as a result, he hasn’t been seen on VoW television since! After taking care of Mr Rydell, the man who brought me into this company, the VoW Director of Wrestling Operations, Ryan Omega, came out to the ring to stop me from assaulting Mr Rydell even further. I shocked the world that night when I delivered a Superman punch to Mr Omega...but that was nothing compared to what I had in store the following week...
I chuckle slightly, once again remembering that night.
Edward
As a result of what I did to Mr Omega at Heatstroke, he banned me from last week’s edition of Breakthrough...but that didn’t stop me from showing up and making an impact! I took his precious wife and I beat the living Hell out of her...I knocked her out cold and I forced that useless waste of space she calls a husband to practically put his life on the line and face me at the next VoW Pay-Per-View entitled Armed And Dangerous. In just one short week, I’ve went from being known as a nobody...to being one of the most talked about member of this roster! And at Armed And Dangerous, you can all kiss both Ryan and Rayne Draven-Omega goodbye...because once I am finished with the two of them...they will never EVER be seen again on VoW television!
I sit back in the chair and smirk into the camera.
Edward
But until then, I have to focus on the matches that I am booked in during the lead up to that match...and this week...the unfortunate victim that has to suffer the wrath of Edward Myers, is the steroid abusing freak of nature who believes to be from another planet, Starrkadian...
I can’t help but laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of my opponent, does he honestly believe that anyone here in VoW genuinely believe that he’s some kind of alien from outer space? Well, maybe he can fool the pathetic VoW fans, but he’s not fooling me.
Edward
Starrkadian...you...along with everyone else here in VoW...fell into my trap. I pretended to be one of the good guys, to gain the trust of the Omega’s and these useless VoW fans. I forced you to believe that I actually gave a damn about you and your precious ‘Earth Lady’ Laura back when I faced Casanova English, when I said that I would exact revenge on him on behalf of you for what he did to Laura. But you, like everyone else, fell into my trap and you all believed that I truly cared, you all believed that I gave a damn...but I don’t! I don’t care what Mr English does to Laura, I don’t care if you manage to stop him from hurting her or not, Hell I don’t care about anyone or anything here in VoW! All I care about is exacting revenge on the people who ruined my brother’s life...and nothing can stop me from doing just that!
I run both my hands through my long black hair before resting my elbows on my knees.
Edward
You may think that because you’re so big and strong that you actually may have some sort of chance against me Starrkadian...but you’ve never faced someone like me before...you’ve never faced a Myers before! Let me tell you something about my brother Jason, he was introduced to the wrestling world by his close friend, ‘The Punisher’ Matthew Robinson...a man that fellow Visionary, Stacy Jones knows all too well considering the two used to be married. But Mr Robinson brought my brother into wrestling and they formed a tag team called the Lords of Darkness...and they were the greatest tag team that ever existed! They destroyed every tag team that was put in their path and they captured Tag Team gold on multiple occasions! But the main story I want to tell you about is the story of when my brother turned his back on Mr Robinson. Now, we’re talking about two men who were closer to one another than they were too their own brothers. I was never around for Jason, something I deeply regret but I had no choice, and as for Mr Robinson’s brothers, well they were psychotic and were Hell bent on ruining their brother’s life. But Jason and Mr Robinson were extremely close, they would die for one another, but my brother Jason finally realized that HE was the one who was carrying the team and HE was the one who got the Lords of Darkness recognized as being one of the greatest tag teams in wrestling history! And so my brother turned his back on Mr Robinson and he made his life a living Hell...and he nearly ended his life on multiple occasions during a near eight month long feud! That is how sadistic...how brutal...and how evil a Myers can truly be! Everyone has heard of the infamous Michael Myers serial killer from the Halloween movies...but not even he can hold a candle to the likes of me and my brother!
I stand to my feet and walk towards the ropes and rest my arms on the top one, still staring into the camera.
Edward
I am The Man Of Steel...Edward...John...Myers! And at Breakthrough edition number eleven...the wannabe alien that you all love and admire, the man known as Starrkadian...will just become another victim to a Myers. Starrkadian, just in case there is a very slim chance that you are indeed an alien from a different planet...Hell...even if you’re not...once you’ve been in the ring with me, you’ll be wishing you weren’t living on this God forsaken rock! Your existence as a member of the VoW Roster...Hell, you’re existence as a habitant of this planet...is about to come to a bitter end!
I chuckle sadistically and the camera slowly pans away from me as I continue glaring into it.
