Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2014 16:37:14 GMT -6
Date
September 16th, 2014
Location
Shooters Show Girls Strip Club in Eau Claire, Wisconsin
So I suffered my first Pay-Per-View loss last week at the Armed and Dangerous Pay-Per-View event on the thirteenth anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks, but I honestly couldn’t give a fuck about the loss. Why do I not give a fuck? Simple really, for starts, I’ve never really ever cared about winning or losing, I don’t care about winning matches or championships, all I care about is hurting people. Secondly, I don’t care because I wasn’t facing the man I wanted to face at the Pay-Per-View, I was hoping to face off against Ryan Omega but like the coward he is, he weaselled his way out of the match and in his place? Seifer Black, a face-paint wearing freak who is close friends with Ryan Omega and knows him from their days in NWA. But I’m not worried about Seifer Black, matter of fact, I’m not worried about anything right now because life is good. Sitting here dressed in a pair of black Doc Martin boots, a pair of light blue stonewashed denim jeans, a black Metallica ‘Some Kind Of Monster’ T-shirt and a black leather biker jacket with my hair tied back in a ponytail, I’m enjoying the night and of course, the entertainment. I watch the curvy topless redhead in front of me dancing around a pole with my right arm around a curvy large breasted blonde and my left arm around a slim average breasted brunette who are also enjoying watching the redhead in front of us.
Edward
Yeah...work it girl...
The redhead bends over in front of us and begins twerking as both the blonde and the brunette stare at her ass and bite their bottom lips seductively. I then lean in towards the blonde.
Edward
Hey baby, why don’t you reach into my jeans pocket there, I’ve got some dollar bills in there that you can give to this fine beauty...
The blonde nods and reaches into my jeans pocket and after a few moments, her eyes widen and she looks at me with a smile on her face before she pulls out some dollar bills and throws them towards the redhead and then turning back to me.
Blonde
Was that your wallet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Edward
Oh baby, I’m definitely happy to see you...
The blonde’s mouth drops open before she then leans over me towards the brunette who leans in too hear what she has to say.
Blonde
He’s huge...and I mean huge...
The brunette glances over to me and I flash her a smile and nod.
Brunette
Mind if I find out for myself?
Edward
Go right ahead sweet cheeks...
The brunette then cups my groin and she makes the same face the blonde gave just moments ago, this grabs the attention of the redhead dancing as she drops to her knees and begins to seductively crawl towards the three of us and she also cups my groin.
Edward
Life is sweet...
The redhead then leans in towards me.
Redhead
We finish at midnight...
The redhead then crawls backwards away from me and I give her a smile followed by a wink as she goes back to dancing and the three of us continue watching her.
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Date
September 17th, 2014
Location
Hampton Inn in Eau Claire, Wisconsin
I’m suddenly awoken by a loud knocking at my hotel room door, I open my eyes and look around my bedroom and find that the three babes from the strip club are still here, fast asleep in my bed next to me. I smile as I continue thinking to myself that life can’t get much better than this, I beat the Hell out of people to earn money and I spend that money on whatever I want, in this case, booze and strippers who are also prostitutes, I think anyway. I pull back the covers and swing my legs over and climb out of the bed which stirs all three women and they all check out my ass as I walk over to the chair in the corner and pick up my pair of white skin tight boxer shorts and slip them on followed by my jeans before I then turn to all three women.
Edward
Ladies, you can do one of two things, you can either leave now and miss out on seconds...or you can stay here whilst I take care of whoever is at my door and then the four of us can begin round two...
The three girls giggle and begin stroking each other seductively.
Redhead
We’ll stay and have seconds Eddy, but if you take too long we may have to start without you...
Edward
Just as long as I can join in, you girls do whatever you want...
I wink at them as they begin kissing each other as the knocks get louder and louder so I leave the bedroom and make my way to the front door as more loud knocks sound.
Edward
Okay...okay...I’m here...
I open the door to find my Uncle and manager, Theodore Thompson standing in front of me dressed in a dark grey suit, a white shirt, a red tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes.
Uncle Theodore
How come it took you so long to answer the damn door Edward?
Edward
I’ve got company...
All three girls can be heard giggling from the bedroom causing my Uncle to raise his eyebrow.
Uncle Theodore
How many have you got in there?
Edward
Only three...
Uncle Theodore
Only three?!?! Jesus Christ, Edward...how the Hell are you going to be able to do training today if you’re going to waste all of your energy on having sex with three prostitutes!
Edward
Keep it down Uncle...I’m not even sure if they are prostitutes or not...
My Uncle lets out a sigh and shakes his head.
Uncle Theodore
You need to get some training in Edward, you haven’t done any since your match against Seifer at Armed and Dangerous...
Edward
Yeah, and I’ve got just over a week before Breakthrough so I’ve got plenty of time to train...plus...it’s not like I’m not getting any exercise in or anything. Did you know that sex is the best form of exercise a human being can do?
Uncle Theodore
That’s not the point! You need to do some wrestling training...especially if you’re facing Lucas McCann this week...
I scoff at the mere insinuation that I need to worry about Lucas McCann.
Edward
You’re worried about me taking on Lucas McCann?
Uncle Theodore
He’s defeated Ziu Zhong, Starrkadian and Brett Carson in one on one action and he defeated Valquist, Daniel Kennedy and Death in a four way match...
Edward
And? The only significant thing Ziu Zhong has done since he joined VoW was win that briefcase at Heatstroke...the only significant thing Brett Carson has ever done was put PKA out of action...Valquist, Daniel Kennedy and Death are three losers that haven’t done a damn thing here and who else did you say he’s defeated? Starrkadian? Yeah, I defeated that steroid abusing freak of nature twice in the space of three weeks...and I did it in record time...
My Uncle opens his mouth to retort but I cut him off.
Edward
And you want to talk about what this Lucas McCann has done? What about what I have done? As well as destroying Starrkadian twice in record time, I put Matt Rydell and Rayne Draven-Omega out of action, I brutalized Vanessa and at Armed and Dangerous, I took out Seifer Black! I’ve lost four matches since being here in VoW, my first loss was in a Four Way match and I wasn’t even involved in the decision, my second loss was to Casanova English and he had to cheat in order to defeat me, my third loss was to Vanessa and I wasn’t even trying in that match because quite frankly I couldn’t give a shit and my fourth loss was last week at Armed and Dangerous when I deliberately got myself disqualified...
Uncle Theodore
But Edward...
Edward
But nothing Uncle...I’m not worried about Lucas McCann...I don’t get worried about anyone I face because I don’t need to worry. You’ve said it yourself, I am a machine, I am a monster and nobody in this company has what it takes to take me down...nobody!
Suddenly the brunette pokes her head around the corner, her hair looking rather muffled, clearly she’s been having a pretty good time with the girls in there.
Brunette
Eddy...we’re getting bored...we need some cock...
I turn back to my Uncle who is looking rather shocked, either by how attractive the brunette is or by the fact he knows I’m about to head back into my hotel bedroom and fuck the brains out of all three of the girls currently in my bedroom.
Edward
Sorry Uncle...I’ve got to go...like I said...I’ll be fine...
I close the door in his face and begin to make my way back to my bedroom to begin round two.
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Date
September 22nd, 2014
Location
W.L. Zorn Arena in Eau Claire, Minnesota
So my Uncle has some business to attend too today and inconveniently it just so happens that this business of his has come along during the time I have to take part in an interview with that slimy good for nothing interviewer, Darius Yates. Sitting here in the backstage interview area dressed in a pair of black Doc Martin boots, a pair of light blue stonewashed denim jeans, a black Motorhead T-shirt, a black blazer and a pair of black shades with my hair tied back in a ponytail, I am eagerly awaiting the arrival of VoW’s interviewer so I can get the damn thing over and done with.
Edward
I can’t believe my Uncle isn’t here for this shit...
Just then, the door to the interview room opens and sure enough, in walks Darius, dressed in a white suit, a black shirt, a white tie and a pair of black polished leather shoes and following in behind him, dressed in a pair of black polished leather shoes, a pair of black trousers and a black VoW T-shirt holding a camera is the cameraman.
Darius
No Uncle Theodore today I see...
Edward
Just shut up and sit down so we can get this over with...
Darius smirks before heading over to the chair opposite me and takes a seat as the cameraman begins setting up.
Darius
Polite as always Edward...
I suddenly grab hold of his tie and pull him towards me as the cameraman looks on in worry.
Edward
You better quit with the snarky comments Darius...or else I’ll make sure you won’t be able to do your job ever again...understand?
Darius nods furiously before I shove him back into his chair and he swallows hard as he straightens himself up, glancing over to the cameraman as he does.
Darius
Start rolling...
The cameraman signals that he’s began rolling as Darius puts on his best smile and stares directly into the camera.
Darius
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this VoW.com Exclusive with me, VoW Interviewer, Darius Yates and joining me at this time, is none other than ‘The Man Of Steel’...Edward Myers!
The camera pans out a little to reveal me sitting beside Darius, however I fail to acknowledge the camera’s existence and just sit in silence.
Darius
Edward, last week at the Armed and Dangerous Pay-Per-View you faced Seifer Black in what was a gruelling fight. You began beating on him before the bell even rang for the start of the match and then when the match did finally start, Seifer managed to fight back and ultimately it led to you getting yourself intentionally disqualified when you blasted a steel chair off Seifer’s head...why did you do that?
I glare at Darius and chuckle a little.
Edward
Why did I hit Seifer with a steel chair? Do I need a reason for doing that? Seifer is a freak who stuck his nose into my business! I was meant to be facing Ryan Omega last week but he had to get involved and he suffered the consequences...quite frankly...that chair shot was me giving Seifer Black a warning...and that warning is simple...if he values his wrestling career...Hell if he values his life...he should seriously consider staying out of my way from now on. If he continues to stick his nose into my business, well...it’ll be the last thing he will ever do!
Darius
Well later on this week you will be in action against Lucas McCann, a very tough opponent for you to face this week, what are your thoughts on facing him?
Edward
Lucas McCann...you know...the two of us have a few similarities with one another...we’ve both lost our brothers, albeit in different ways, I lost my brother when he decided that he didn’t want anything to do with me, he lost his brother because he was killed. We’ve both defeated Starrkadian and we’ve both lost to Casanova English...
I smirk a little before crossing my right leg over my left.
Edward
But that’s where our similarities end, because when Lucas faces people, he fights to win where I fight to inflict as much pain and suffering as humanly possible! He’s a fan favourite where I couldn’t give a damn whether these fans love me or hate me...and then there’s the biggest difference between the two of us...the simple fact that I am head and shoulders above him when it comes to wrestling ability! You said, Darius, that Lucas will be a very tough opponent for me...well you’re wrong...he won’t be a tough opponent for me...he is no threat to me! Come Breakthrough Edition 14 on September 25th...live from this very arena...Lucas McCann’s existence here in VoW...will come to a very bitter end!
I decide to call it quits there, not wanting to spend any more time with this fool, so I stand to my feet and make a swift exit, perhaps I’ll go back to Shooters and find myself some more pussy.