The Archangel, The Xcel Champion...and a Pug? Part 1/2
Sept 24, 2014 17:23:42 GMT -6
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The scene opens moments after the VoW Armed and Dangerous Pay-Per-View has gone off the air and I’m making my way to my locker room clutching onto my newly won Xcel Championship. Still dressed in my wrestling gear, I stare at my reflection in the title belt and smile before turning to my fiancé and manager, Tayla.
Stacy
You know Tayla, I think this may be the start of something big here...
Tayla
I’m proud of you Stace...
We reach my locker room and I open the door and we enter the room before Tayla closes the door behind her. I head over to my duffel bag and grab my clothes before making my way into the en suite bathroom and close the door behind me.
Stacy
Hey, Tayla...can you check my cell for any messages please...
Tayla
No problem...
Tayla makes her way over to my bag and takes my cell from it and walks back over to the door and leans against the wall beside it.
Tayla
You’ve got texts from Rayne, Ryan, Reya and Vanessa saying congratulations on winning the title...you’ve also got a text from Seifer...also congratulating you, but he also asks if you can meet him in the parking lot when you’ve finished getting ready...
I open the door, now dressed in a pair of black leather high heeled boots, a pair of skin tight black leather trousers, a black Nightwish Imaginearum T-shirt and a black leather jacket and with my wrestling gear in my hands. I place my gear into my bag and drape my title over my shoulder before picking my bag up.
Stacy
Let’s go then shall we...
Tayla
Aren’t you going to put your title in your bag?
I look down at my title again and smile before looking back up to Tayla.
Stacy
No...I like having it over my shoulder...
I give her a cheesy grin as Tayla smirks whilst shaking her head before opening the door and we leave the room, closing the door behind us and we begin to make our way towards the parking lot.
Stacy
I wonder what Seifer wants...did he say anything about what he wanted?
Tayla
Nope, just asked if you could meet him in the parking lot...
We continue through the corridor and enter the parking lot and it doesn’t take us long to spot Seifer leaning against his custom black Aston Martin DB9 smoking a cigarette. I turn to Tayla and hand her my duffel bag before rummaging through my jacket pocket and I pull out my car keys and also hand those to her.
Stacy
Can you put my bag into the car for me sweetie, I’ll be there in a second...
Tayla nods and we share a passionate kiss before she makes her way to our car as I approach Seifer, pulling out my packet of cigarettes and popping one into my mouth and lighting it.
Stacy
You summoned me oh wise Sensei...
Seifer
Yes I did oh wise pupil, first of all congratulations again on the win, you kicked ass out there...knew you would...
Stacy
Thanks, I’m still in shock over the whole thing, hence why I’m still wearing it over my shoulder, not because I’m trying to rub it into everyone’s faces but because I still can’t quite believe I managed it...
The two of us share a small chuckle with one another as I take a drag of my cigarette.
Stacy
But anyway, what did you want to see me about?
Seifer
Got a text from the boss and we are tagging together at Breakthrough...
Stacy
Oh wow, that’s awesome, who are we facing?
Seifer
Cera and Brett Carson...have no idea who they are but this should be fun...
Stacy
Oh I know Cera and Carson pretty well, matter of fact if I really think about it, Carson’s partly responsible for why I’m currently the Xcel Champion as he was the one who injured the former champion, PKA forcing him to relinquish it...
I take another drag of my cigarette as does Seifer.
Stacy
As for Cera, well she’s the twin sister of Reya Serra, not sure if you’ve met her yet but she’s pretty close to Rayne. Cera’s an evil sadistic bitch who turned her back on her own sister, and I still have some unfinished business with her considering the week before Armed and Dangerous, we faced off against one another and I won via disqualification when she smashed me in the head with the ring bell, kind of similar to what happened with you in your match earlier this evening.
Seifer
Yeah I was just thinking that myself. Well then it shouldn’t be anything we cant handle overall...I’d imagine you are looking forward to getting your hands on Cera in this match...
Stacy
Definitely, I’m not going to let anyone here walk all over me, gone are the days of people walking over Stacy Jones! The only person allowed to walk over me is Tayla...
Seifer
Kinky...
Stacy
If you think that’s kinky, check out some of the earlier editions of Breakthrough...nothing actually happened...but let’s just say that Vanessa, Tayla and I fooled the VoW fans into thinking the three of us were getting up to mischief with each other in my locker room. That’s all I’ll say, I’m not going to spoil the surprise because I know what men are like when it comes to watching stuff like that...
Seifer
Oh I saw that, I remember Crystal slapped me because she thought I was watching porn. Mind I was watching your last match, your Puroreso is slipping a little to be honest, if you’re interested we can carry on your training sometime...
Stacy
She doesn’t let you watch porn? Well that’s no fun. But yeah definitely, if you think I need more practice then I’m not going to turn down any extra training. How about we keep a few days free in our calendars and we can both do some training together over those days, work on different things every day...
Seifer
Sounds good to me...and she said that porn should be pointless to me considering I have her, she is fairly kinky. A gentleman doesn’t tell too much in that area though...
I hear a voice shout from behind me and I turn around to see Crystal walking up to us.
Crystal
Hey guys, congratulations on the win Stacy...
She walks over and kisses Seifer before grabbing his cigarettes from his pocket and picking one out before lighting it up and taking a draw.
Stacy
Thanks Crystal, Seifer and I were just talking about...uhm...our upcoming tag team match, we’re teaming together...
Crystal
Oh yeah, he told me about that when we were in the locker room. Should be a fun match...
Stacy
Yeah it should be, anyway guys, Tayla’s waiting in the car for me so I better get going. I’ll catch you later Crystal and Seifer, I’ll see you for training...
Seifer
Yeah that’s cool, were gonna start driving for Eau Claire tonight and get there for tomorrow morning...
I nod and smile at them before we go our separate ways and I make my way towards my car as the scene fades.
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The scene re-opens to an undisclosed location here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin and the room I’m in is rather dark and dingy. I’m dressed in my usual clothes with a black druid style cloak over the top of them as I’m busy setting up the torture devices and place two wooden chairs in the centre of the room.
Stacy
All set...now just need to wait for Seifer to show up...
As if on cue, the large wooden door leading to the room opens and in walks Seifer, he looks around the room with a confused look on his face, he goes to speak but I cut him off before he can.
Stacy
Great, you’re here...hang on...there’s one last thing I need to get...
I disappear into the other room for a few moments and reappear with a man and woman that have a remarkable likeness to Brett Carson and Cera who are both blindfolded and gagged. I sit them down in the two chairs and walk over to the camera that’s set up on the tripod facing towards the man and woman sitting in the chair and hit record.
Stacy
All done...
I walk back over to Seifer with a huge grin on my face and Seifer still has a look of confusion on his face.
Stacy
What do you think?
Seifer
What are you doing?
Stacy
Well, I thought since we were going to be doing a joint promo together and since you like killing people who resemble your opponents, I thought I would surprise you with all of this...so what do you think?
Seifer
Not that I don’t appreciate the surprise, but I don’t do that anymore...
I wipe my brow and let out a relieved sigh.
Stacy
Phew...am I glad you said that! I don’t think I could have gone through with killing these people...
There’s a brief pause, a rather awkward silence between the two of us and then I glance over to him.
Stacy
So then...for starts...what are we going to do about these two...
I point over to the man and woman sitting on the chairs.
Stacy
And secondly, what are we going to do now? The camera’s rolling and we’re standing here like a couple of fools...so...got any bright ideas?
Seifer
Uhm...gimme a moment! Right, let’s get rid of these guys for a start...
Stacy
Okay...
As we untie the two and make them swear they are not going to tell anyone what happened, they walk away as Seifer walks back over to me.
Stacy
Well that’s one problem taken care of, now what do we do?
Seifer
Now what do we do...wait there was one thing me and Matt used to do during moments like this...
I raise my eyebrow looking at him, I’m beginning to get a sense of dread as I remember from my time married to Matt that when these two got together, things didn’t turn out so well.
Stacy
Uh oh...
Seifer
Just follow me...
He walks just out of camera view and grabs something out of his bag before coming back into shot.
Seifer
Right now, from any good merchandise stalls, you can now purchase your very own Seifer Black T-shirt for the low low cost of nine ninety nine...
I chuckle slightly before removing my black druid style cloak to reveal that I’m wearing a black Stacy Jones T-shirt that I point too whilst looking into the camera.
Stacy
Or if you’re more of a fan of strong, ferocious lesbians...you can purchase your very own Stacy Jones T-shirt, also for the price of just nine ninety nine...
We both give the thumbs up and show off our cheesy grins whilst looking into the camera. I then suddenly stop to think for a second before turning to Seifer.
Stacy
Where have I heard the price of nine ninety nine being mentioned often before?
Seifer
I’m not sure, I keep on hearing the fans talk about it, but I never got why...
I shrug my shoulders.
Stacy
Mustn’t have been anything important then...shall we take a seat and address our unfortunate victims...I mean...opponents Seifer?
Seifer
That we shall, although I think we should get other seats, the ones you have here don’t look very comfortable...
Stacy
One step ahead of you Seifer, you forget I know you so well...
I walk over to the wooden chairs, pick them up and take them out of the room before coming back pushing a surprisingly light weight black leather sofa to the spot where the chairs once were. I take a seat on one side of the sofa and cross my right leg over my left before patting the space next to me.
Stacy
A black leather sofa...comfort guaranteed...
Seifer
Wow, yeah that looks comfortable...
He walks over and sits next to me before taking a deep breath.
Seifer
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff...
Stacy
Right, let’s get started...
Before I can even continue, we hear what sounds like small paws hitting the floor followed by a grunting noise. A pug dressed in a spacesuit suddenly scurries past our feet and it’s shortly followed by a man with short dark brown hair, dressed in a black and gold spandex outfit and with black and gold face paint chasing after it and then following after him, another man with short dark brown hair, a dark brown scraggy beard and dressed in what can only be described as what you would normally see a homeless man dressed in holding a paper cup.
Bearded Man
Don’t lose the pug! He’s the key to defeating the Emu Federation!
Both Seifer and I watch them run out the other door before we slowly turn to one another, a look of utter confusion on both of our faces.
Stacy
Was that Ollie?
Seifer
I think so...what the hell!?!?
Stacy
Fuck knows...anyway...we better get back to the task in hand because these people watching have their own shit to deal with in their lives, never mind watching the crazy goings on in our lives...
We turn back to the camera with smiles on our faces.
Stacy
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of the VoW fan base...welcome too...
I look around the place we’re in and realize that I have absolutely no fucking clue where we are.
Stacy
Hell I don’t know where we are...somewhere in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. I’m your new VoW Xcel Champion, Stacy Jones...
Seifer
And I am ‘The Archangel’ Seifer Black, your newest Visionary...
Stacy
And we’re both here because we’re teaming together this week to take on the self-proclaimed baddest bitch, Cera and the self-proclaimed next level athlete, Brett Carson at Breakthrough edition fourteen coming to you live from the W.L. Zorn Arena here in Eau Claire, Wisconsin...
Seifer
Exactly, now I know I am only new here, but I have been watching the shows and I got to say, I cant wait for this match, especially to see my girl Stacy kick the face off Cera. And by the way, well done on remembering the name, I didn’t have a clue...
I show him the inside of my arm.
Stacy
I wrote their names on my arm so I wouldn’t forget them. Honestly Seifer, you need to prepare for these things...
I roll my eyes before focusing my attention back onto the camera.
Stacy
Now, last week at the Armed and Dangerous Pay-Per-View, hailing live from the University of Minnesota Armory in Minneapolis, Minnesota and airing on the thirteenth anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks...yours truly faced off against Vanessa, Scott Knight and Brett Carson in a Fatal Four Way match for the vacant Xcel Championship and as you already know, I walked out with the victory and that very title...
Seifer
And I walked out victorious with a DQ victory. Not exactly what I wanted to be honest, but you all know how things would have gone if the match had carried on after that gorilla hit me with a chair...
I chuckle a little.
Stacy
Gorilla...he is exactly that...
I then suddenly snap back into reality.
Stacy
And yeah, everyone knows that you would have beaten him to a bloody pulp! But moving onto this week, as I alluded too earlier, we’re facing Cera and Brett Carson, two people I am very familiar with as I have faced Brett Carson twice since arriving here in VoW, he defeated me in singles competition but then I levelled the score when I defeated him last week in that Fatal Four Way match. Cera on the other hand, I have faced only once and I hold a victory over her, however it was due to disqualification after Cera smashed me over the head with the ring bell, so it seems as if we’ve both suffered recent blows to the head and gained victories because of it...
Seifer
True, funny how things work out sometimes. But yeah, as I was saying before, I may be new here but do not think that you can overlook me because of that fact. I took the fight to Edward Myers in my first match here and I was only scraping the surface of what I can and am willing to do in that ring for the win, neither of you may know me now but I didn’t hold the NWA world title for two hundred and ten days for nothing...
Stacy
Precisely, and I hope both of you realize that becoming the VoW Xcel Champion, becoming the first ever female champion in VoW history, is only just the beginning! Both of you better quickly realize that you’re not just facing two VoW Visionaries...oh no...you’re facing the longest reigning NWA World Heavyweight Champion of all time, ‘The Archangel’ Seifer Black...the current reigning VoW Xcel Champion, Stacy Jones! D-Generation...oh wait...wrong company...
I give Seifer a sheepish look as he just stares at me unimpressed as he rolls his eyes and sighs.
Stacy
What? I got carried away...
I turn back to the camera.
Stacy
Bottom line is this Brett and Cera...at Breakthrough edition fourteen...you shall both suffer my judgement...
Seifer
And the judgement of the Archangel, all I have left to say to you both is this! May the demons have mercy on your souls, because the angels will have none...
We both stand to our feet and Seifer walks off camera view as I walk towards the camera to switch it off, but before I do, I take one final look into the camera.
Stacy
Your final penance is coming...
I then shut the camera off and it goes static as the scene fades.
