Post by jermainebrown on Nov 26, 2014 22:41:39 GMT -6
Hilda: Oh Oswald, isn't it just marvelous that thy brother and his cater-cousin will be attending f'r Thanksgiving?
Oswald: Yes mine love wherefore I haven't seen Jermaine in thirteen score.
Hilda: He sure hath done well f'r himself.
Oswald: Ay marry. Prithee betoken me how is the feast coming along?
Hilda: The turkey is almost ready. We shouldst hath plenty of food f'r Jermaine and his cater-cousin.
Oswald: Magnificent mine dear. Anon we wilt wait f'r mine brother.
Ding Ding!!
Hilda: Ah ay mine brother in law Jermaine and hath friend! Prithee come inside!
Jermaine: Hello mine most beautiful sister-in-law and how art thee?
Hilda: Splendid! And may I ask whom is thy cater-cousin?
Jermaine: This is my partner Shay McClure!
Shay: Shay McClure all up in dis mutha fuckah! Ya heard biyatchez!
Oswald: Partner? Thou cullionly that negger is thy lov'r?
Jermaine: Great to see thou too mine brother! Shay is marry not my lov'r. Thou see he's my partner whilst in the ring, whence the bell will sound ding ding ding!
Oswald: Oh I see thou art still into grappling?
Jermaine: Wrestler thy wilst be until the day I die, it sure beats the days when father labored us in thy fields covered with rye.
Oswald: Please don't bring up father anymore or thou shalt shed a tear.
Hilda: Attention! Attention! Thy turkey is ready. Everyone to thy table.
Shay; Shit yeah mutha fucka bring on da turkey, time fo dis nigga to get down n dirty!
[The four of them have a seat at the dinner table and begin the Thanksgiving feast.]
Oswald: My my Shay thou surest love thy turkey!
Shay: -smack smack- Dis some good shit right here. You niggaz got any beer?
Hilda: Thy Brown family dost not alcohol mine dear.
Oswald: Tell us something mine brother. Whom whilst thy be grappling with?
Jermaine: Frost and Nelson art thy names, losing wrestling matches at thy game!
Hilda: Doth thy opposition come from wealth like us, mine brother in law?
Shay: Those niggaz ain't too dull cause they got more hundred dollar bills than VIRGIL!
Jermaine: Pardon thy whilst thou attends thy loo, whence thy returns thou whilst try mine dear sisters stew!
[Jeramine goes to the bathroom while everyone else finishes the feast. Shay walks around the Brown household and pockets a few random pieces of jewelry belonging to Hilda. Several minutes pass before Oswald becomes worried and checks on his brother.]
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Oswald: Thy dearest brother art thou ok?
[Silence]
Oswald: .... Ok thy is coming in!
[Oswald knocks the bathroom door in to catch his brother jerking off to a picture of Shay when he was a child.]
Jermaine: Oh yes.... Ohhhh yessss!
Oswald: Mine lord! Please forgiveth thy brother forth thou hath sinned!
GANGSTARS!!!
