Training Forth Thy Title Contest

Jermaine Man is in the ring with the lone wolf,

Screaming that he has had enough,

The referee signals for the bell,

Ending Jermaine Browns night in hell.  

One half of the Twin City Champions has just lost his match,

He won't be receiving any snatch,

And that brings us to right now,

Pow-chicka-Wow-Wow!!!

Shay McClure

Yo! My mang man where ya goin in such a got damn hurry,?

All dis wacky weed makin my vision blurry.  

Jermaine Brown

Relax mine negger cater cousin for thy knoweth whereth we go,

For thy mine petal is to thy metal don't ye know

Jermaine pumps on the gas as the Gang Star mobile heads due south,

Shay McClure can barely hold open his mouth.  

The Gang Star mobile speeds down the freeway past a crepe myrtle,

What the hell is that in the road?  It appears to be a turtle.

Jermaine's mind is wondering in other places an all that,

He doesn't notice what is in the road and the poor turtle goes splat!!

The Gang Star mobile continues tearing down the road, Jermaine remains in his trance,

Wait a minute who is this?  It's Norman Smiley and he's doing his wiggle dance.  

Jermaine Brown

We art nearly at thy destination mine negger cater-cousin thy can relax,

Thy plan wilt push our abilities to the max.  

The Gang Star mobile wheels up into a nearly parking lot,

The timing is half past noon on the dot.  

Jermaine and Shay exit the Gang Star mobile,

The shit is about to get real.  

The Gang Stars walking into a very large building,

As Jermaine begins to sing.  

Jermaine Brown

Doth what thy want, what thy want with thy body,

Doth what thy want, don't stop thy party!

Shay McClure

You can't have my heart and you won't use my mind but,

Do what you want, do what you want with my body!

As the Gang Stars stroll inside the building they are met by their fate,

Three large men with scowling faces, inform the Gang Stars they are late.  

Hardbody Harrison

Yo! You cracka maggets are mighty late,

Late for your big date.  

Cause this shit here the WCW Power Plant don't you know,

Now get yo mutha fuckin asses on the flo'!

Hardbody Harrison uses both hands to shove the Gang Stars to the floor,

Jermaine's brittle old body is going to be very soar.  

The next impressive gent is rather dull,

His name seems to be Mr. Wonderful.  

Mr. Wonderful

Get those smiles off your faces too,

Before Mr. Wonderful decides to pile drive both of you!

Shay and Jermaine both shriek in pure horror,

For they don't know if they will live to see tomorrow.  

Now they get to meet the third gent who makes a rather large fuss,

He goes by the name of Humor-ous.  

Humor-ous

This Power Plant is no laughing matter,

Now get your punk asses in that ring so Humor-ous can make you both go splatter!

The Gang Stars do as they are instructed and both enter the ring,

Then Mr. Wonderful grabs the bell and makes it go Ding!

Hardbody Harrison and Humor-ous jump into the ring now,

And make the Gang Stars says oww.  

Hardbody Harris has Jermaine Brown in a rather painful ankle lock,

While Humor-ous holds Shay McClure by his cock.  

Shay McClure

Got damn my man mang! What the fuck did you drag me into? 

And why is my dick being held by this fat ass jew? 

Humor-ous

Ohh you callin me a jew boy?  Now Humor-ous gonna make you pay,

Prepare to die Nigger, it just has to go down this way!!

Humor-ous continues tugging on Shay's junk as he tries to rip if off,

Shay McClure lets out the most unpleasant cough,

For this is the most painful hernia check he has ever felt before,

Shay scans the room searching for the exit door.  

Thankfully Jermaine Brown breaks loose and saves the day,

He frees Shay up by knocking Humor-ous away.  

The Gang Stars begin to fight back in true Gang Star fashion,

It isn't long before Mr. Wonderful gets in on the action.  

He jumps in the ring and grabs Jermaine by his powered wig,

While Hardbody Harrison dances a little jig.  

Mr. Wonderful proceeds proceeds to spike piledrive Jermaine Brown,

His elderly head bounces off the ground.  

The Power Plant staff is using the Gang Stars to mop the ring,

But they're also preparing the boys for The Awakening.  

Jermaine Brown

Thy may noteth understand thy meaning right now,

But thy Plant training will make us thy best in VOW.  

Shay McClure tries to respond but can barely talk,

For Hardbody Harrison has him in a side head lock.  

Shay McClure 

I hope you know what you're doing my main mang,

Cause dis nigga bout to make my neck go bang.  

Somebody please get this mofo off me,

Or else Da Bad Guy gonna go on a shooting spree.  

Mr. Wonderful

Alright that's enough lets turn these pussies a loose,

It's time to give them a little Mr. Wonderful juice.  

Shay McClure

Back da fuck up Mr. Wonderful no way you gonna fuck me,

Cause I brought my glock 9, don't you see?

Shay reaches down into his baggy pants and pulls out his hand gun,

The three trainers are all stunned.  

Mr. Wonderful

Put the gun down Shay for Mr. Wonderful is no fag,

I got something very important in this brown bag.  

What Mr. Wonderful pulls out of the brown back would make most men cringe,

For he is now holding an 8 inch syringe.  

Jermaine Brown

Thy Wonderful one, what is it thy calleth that device,

For thy doesn't look very nice.  

Mr. Wonderful,

Shut your mouth and pulls your pants down you old man you,

And yes darky, I am talking to you too!

Shay looks over at Jermaine with great resilience,

For these are the most unusual circumstance.  

But to Shay's surprise, Jermaine pulls his trouser down,

And watches as Mr. Wonderful injects Jermaine's ass cheeks with a round.  

Shay's nerves are now calm as he pulls his gangsta pants down,

Mr. Wonderful prepares the syringe as Shay tries not to make a sound.  

Then Mr. Wonderful slams the syringe in Shay's ass once more,

Suddenly, the Squat Team knocks down the door!

Squat Team #1

Freeze! Nobody move you're all going to jail!

Squat Team #2

Har! Har! Har! It gonna be pure helllllllllllllll!!

The two obese black men with bad face paint pull out their handcuffs,

And begin placing everyone under arrest.  Now those power plant trainers aren't so tough!

Dum Dum Dum.  Oh no! Whatever will the Gang Stars do now,

The Squat Team has busted up the Power Plant and Jermaine is having a cow!

It looks like the five men are about to spend the night in the slammer,

The judge will surely lay down the hammer.  

For steroids are no laughing matter in the south,

And Shay is still running his mouth.  

The Gang Stars are in danger of losing their titles to The Awakening,

What a disservice that would be to thy wrestling ring!