Post by Lexi Pearl on Apr 13, 2015 21:48:08 GMT -6
NOTE: The following is written from an IC standpoint. The portions in ()s are from an OOC standpoint to fully fill out the app for information purposes for match writers/staff. Thanks.
WRESTLER NAME
Lexi Pearl. If I told you my full name, I’d have to beat the hell out you until you forgot.
(Alexis Pearl Alexander)
RING NAME
I already told you. Lexi Pearl. Do you need your hearing checked?
(Lexi Pearl)
NICK NAME(S)
Weiner, stub, donger, pickle, this one guy’s I called the third arm...oh you meant NICK names...my bad.
(Sexy Lexi, The Mistress Of Mayhem)
PIC BASE
I don’t know why you want a picture of me. It’s kinda creepy, but here you go. Have fun fapping until you go blind, you sick perv.
(Krysta Kaos)
HEIGHT
I used to get high all the time. Don’t really do that anymore though. Stupid drug testing. Oh, you meant how tall I am. That depends on the heels that I’m wearing.
(5'4")
WEIGHT
F*** you. I’m not telling you how much I weigh. This isn’t G**damn Weight Watchers I’m signing up for, man. Not that I need that anyway, but still.
(100 lbs.)
D.O.B
Man, are you intentionally asking questions that you know will piss women off? Because it sure seems like it. Let’s just say I’m old enough to kick your ass, okay? Okay.
(8/8/1988)
HOMETOWN
Why do you need to know where I’m from? Are you planning on building a monument of me there or something? Considering the amount of pervs I’ve come across, yourself included, I just don’t think having a statue that men, women, animals, and anything and everything in between could dry hump incessantly to their heart’s content is a good idea.
(Seattle, Washington)
BILLED FROM
I’m not telling you where I live, dude. I don’t need anymore stalkers. I’ve got enough as it is. Good thing I own a gun and have a CC permit.
(Las Vegas, Nevada)
ALIGNMENT
Now we’re asking about my sexual orientation? Is that even legal? I’m not answering that...and if you’ve got a problem with it, take it up with the law offices of Eat A D***.
(Heel)
MANAGER(S)
I manage just fine by myself. I don’t need any help. This guy got me into the business though and deals with all that business s*** so I don’t have to mess with it. For some reason he gave me a picture of himself. I think he wants to swim that little minnow of his into my clam...that’s just not happening.
(Jon Wainwright [James Deen])
AFFILIATION(S)
F*** politics. I don’t mess with that.
(None)
PAST AFFILIATION(S)
Again, F*** politics. Stupid s*** sipping politicians and their BS agendas...
(None)
PERSONALITY
I’d give you a taste, but that costs extra. I don’t give out freebies. Plus for you it’d probably be twice as much and I doubt you’ve got the money anyway.
(If you kinda haven’t figured this out yet, I’m not sure if I can make it clearer to understand.)
CURRENT ACCOLADE(S)
Your mom in the lobby five minutes before we started this.
(None)
ENTRANCE THEME
Theme? This isn’t the prom. Just play this song when I head out to the ring...
("Mayhem" - by Halestorm)
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
I make an entrance the same way every one of the frittatas on the roster would, I just do it better. The music starts playing and I walk my ass out to the ring, usually wearing something hot. I mix up what I wear and sometimes even my hair color depending on how pissed off I am at the time and whether or not I’m about to make a bitch eat my boot.
(I might change the hair color from time to time, which would be noticed in RPs, but have a little fun with what she wears and how she walks out to the ring in the context of the character. If I see a particular entrance that I end up liking a lot I’ll update this with it. Note: Wainwright does not accompany her to the ring.)
WRESTLING STYLE
Style? I’m not one of those plastic Barbies that’ll tell you the designer of the dress I’m wearing. Hell I don’t even really wear dresses in the first place. I wear what I want whenever I open up a can of whoop ass on bitches.
(She’s mostly a brawler with some technical skills. Doesn’t do any flippy high-flying shit.)
STRENGTHS
I’m smarter.
I’m smaller.
I’m sexier.
(The above is accurate.)
WEAKNESSES
Only sad, pathetic bitches have weaknesses. Do I look sad and pathetic to you? I didn’t think so.
(Arrogance, Lack Of Experience, Size)
BASIC MOVES
Basic moves are for basic bitches. I’m no basic bitch, but here’s some moves that I use a lot.
Armbar
Backbreaker
DDT (Multiple Variations)
Drop Toe Hold
Eye Rake
Facebuster
Hair Pull Toss
Jawbreaker
Low Blow
Manhattan Drop
Multiple Suplex Variations
Russian Leg Sweep
Snapmare
Spinal Tap
STF
Swinging Neckbreaker
SIGNATURE MOVE(S)
I don’t get a pen out and sign autographs for frittatas when I pull off cool moves, but I can list off those moves though so that maybe your dumb ass will remember them I guess.
Buzz Killer - Shiranui
Bummer - Stunner
Cashed Out - RKO
Good F****** Night, Irene - Go To Sleep (Could Be Shortened To Good Night, Irene)
FINISHING MOVE(S)
Wait, fatalities aren’t allowed? F***. So much for reaching into a person’s chest and ripping their heart out like I'm motherf****** Scorpion. Fine. Here’s a couple of moves that either put bitches on their backs or make them scream like they're my sub.
Kiss Of Death - Mick Kick (Often Preceded With Blowing A Kiss To Her Opponent)
Black Pearl - Double Knee Backbreaker Into Crossface [Bank Statement]
WEAPONS:
F*** yeah! You got a good pair of brass knucks I can “borrow”? Or maybe a pole? I know how to use a pole...not that way, perv. Get your mind out of the gutter.
(Yes. Doesn’t use a specific one as of yet, but could use anything that’s handy to her advantage.)
PAST ACCOLADES
Well there was that one time that I won a wet t-shirt contest...maybe it was because I’m not plastic like those Barbies were.
(None)
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I’m good in bed, at least that’s what every guy I’ve been with’s told me. Also bathrooms, backseats of cars, and that one time in the elevator...
(None)
NOTABLE FEUDS
I fought the law and the law won.
(None)
NOTABLE MATCHES
I use matches to light my cigarettes.
(None)
BIOGRAPHY
I haven’t even had a match here yet and you already want to write a book about my life? Aren’t we jumping the gun just a little? Let me be here for awhile and kick some asses, then maybe we’ll talk about a book deal. No way in hell is the author of Fifty Shades of S**** going to write it though.
(Seriously though I’m working out all the kinks on this. I’ll update this when I have done that, which will probably be after several RPs.)
HANDLER
Nobody handles me. Nobody. People that try end up with broken bones.
(Wouldn’t you like to know?
Seriously though, Omega knows who I am. We'll leave it at that for now.)
E-MAIL ADDRESS
If you want to talk to me, I’m not hard to find.
(PM me. It’s just easier.)
MSN/SKYPE/AIM/YIM/TWITTER
Do I look like the kind of girl that has an online dating profile? That’s what I thought. Are we done here?
(@sexylexipearl)
Lexi Pearl. If I told you my full name, I’d have to beat the hell out you until you forgot.
(Alexis Pearl Alexander)
RING NAME
I already told you. Lexi Pearl. Do you need your hearing checked?
(Lexi Pearl)
NICK NAME(S)
Weiner, stub, donger, pickle, this one guy’s I called the third arm...oh you meant NICK names...my bad.
(Sexy Lexi, The Mistress Of Mayhem)
PIC BASE
I don’t know why you want a picture of me. It’s kinda creepy, but here you go. Have fun fapping until you go blind, you sick perv.
(Krysta Kaos)
HEIGHT
I used to get high all the time. Don’t really do that anymore though. Stupid drug testing. Oh, you meant how tall I am. That depends on the heels that I’m wearing.
(5'4")
WEIGHT
F*** you. I’m not telling you how much I weigh. This isn’t G**damn Weight Watchers I’m signing up for, man. Not that I need that anyway, but still.
(100 lbs.)
D.O.B
Man, are you intentionally asking questions that you know will piss women off? Because it sure seems like it. Let’s just say I’m old enough to kick your ass, okay? Okay.
(8/8/1988)
HOMETOWN
Why do you need to know where I’m from? Are you planning on building a monument of me there or something? Considering the amount of pervs I’ve come across, yourself included, I just don’t think having a statue that men, women, animals, and anything and everything in between could dry hump incessantly to their heart’s content is a good idea.
(Seattle, Washington)
BILLED FROM
I’m not telling you where I live, dude. I don’t need anymore stalkers. I’ve got enough as it is. Good thing I own a gun and have a CC permit.
(Las Vegas, Nevada)
ALIGNMENT
Now we’re asking about my sexual orientation? Is that even legal? I’m not answering that...and if you’ve got a problem with it, take it up with the law offices of Eat A D***.
(Heel)
MANAGER(S)
I manage just fine by myself. I don’t need any help. This guy got me into the business though and deals with all that business s*** so I don’t have to mess with it. For some reason he gave me a picture of himself. I think he wants to swim that little minnow of his into my clam...that’s just not happening.
(Jon Wainwright [James Deen])
AFFILIATION(S)
F*** politics. I don’t mess with that.
(None)
PAST AFFILIATION(S)
Again, F*** politics. Stupid s*** sipping politicians and their BS agendas...
(None)
PERSONALITY
I’d give you a taste, but that costs extra. I don’t give out freebies. Plus for you it’d probably be twice as much and I doubt you’ve got the money anyway.
(If you kinda haven’t figured this out yet, I’m not sure if I can make it clearer to understand.)
CURRENT ACCOLADE(S)
Your mom in the lobby five minutes before we started this.
(None)
ENTRANCE THEME
Theme? This isn’t the prom. Just play this song when I head out to the ring...
("Mayhem" - by Halestorm)
ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
I make an entrance the same way every one of the frittatas on the roster would, I just do it better. The music starts playing and I walk my ass out to the ring, usually wearing something hot. I mix up what I wear and sometimes even my hair color depending on how pissed off I am at the time and whether or not I’m about to make a bitch eat my boot.
(I might change the hair color from time to time, which would be noticed in RPs, but have a little fun with what she wears and how she walks out to the ring in the context of the character. If I see a particular entrance that I end up liking a lot I’ll update this with it. Note: Wainwright does not accompany her to the ring.)
WRESTLING STYLE
Style? I’m not one of those plastic Barbies that’ll tell you the designer of the dress I’m wearing. Hell I don’t even really wear dresses in the first place. I wear what I want whenever I open up a can of whoop ass on bitches.
(She’s mostly a brawler with some technical skills. Doesn’t do any flippy high-flying shit.)
STRENGTHS
I’m smarter.
I’m smaller.
I’m sexier.
(The above is accurate.)
WEAKNESSES
Only sad, pathetic bitches have weaknesses. Do I look sad and pathetic to you? I didn’t think so.
(Arrogance, Lack Of Experience, Size)
BASIC MOVES
Basic moves are for basic bitches. I’m no basic bitch, but here’s some moves that I use a lot.
Armbar
Backbreaker
DDT (Multiple Variations)
Drop Toe Hold
Eye Rake
Facebuster
Hair Pull Toss
Jawbreaker
Low Blow
Manhattan Drop
Multiple Suplex Variations
Russian Leg Sweep
Snapmare
Spinal Tap
STF
Swinging Neckbreaker
SIGNATURE MOVE(S)
I don’t get a pen out and sign autographs for frittatas when I pull off cool moves, but I can list off those moves though so that maybe your dumb ass will remember them I guess.
Buzz Killer - Shiranui
Bummer - Stunner
Cashed Out - RKO
Good F****** Night, Irene - Go To Sleep (Could Be Shortened To Good Night, Irene)
FINISHING MOVE(S)
Wait, fatalities aren’t allowed? F***. So much for reaching into a person’s chest and ripping their heart out like I'm motherf****** Scorpion. Fine. Here’s a couple of moves that either put bitches on their backs or make them scream like they're my sub.
Kiss Of Death - Mick Kick (Often Preceded With Blowing A Kiss To Her Opponent)
Black Pearl - Double Knee Backbreaker Into Crossface [Bank Statement]
WEAPONS:
F*** yeah! You got a good pair of brass knucks I can “borrow”? Or maybe a pole? I know how to use a pole...not that way, perv. Get your mind out of the gutter.
(Yes. Doesn’t use a specific one as of yet, but could use anything that’s handy to her advantage.)
PAST ACCOLADES
Well there was that one time that I won a wet t-shirt contest...maybe it was because I’m not plastic like those Barbies were.
(None)
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS
I’m good in bed, at least that’s what every guy I’ve been with’s told me. Also bathrooms, backseats of cars, and that one time in the elevator...
(None)
NOTABLE FEUDS
I fought the law and the law won.
(None)
NOTABLE MATCHES
I use matches to light my cigarettes.
(None)
BIOGRAPHY
I haven’t even had a match here yet and you already want to write a book about my life? Aren’t we jumping the gun just a little? Let me be here for awhile and kick some asses, then maybe we’ll talk about a book deal. No way in hell is the author of Fifty Shades of S**** going to write it though.
(Seriously though I’m working out all the kinks on this. I’ll update this when I have done that, which will probably be after several RPs.)
HANDLER
Nobody handles me. Nobody. People that try end up with broken bones.
(Wouldn’t you like to know?
Seriously though, Omega knows who I am. We'll leave it at that for now.)E-MAIL ADDRESS
If you want to talk to me, I’m not hard to find.
(PM me. It’s just easier.)
MSN/SKYPE/AIM/YIM/TWITTER
Do I look like the kind of girl that has an online dating profile? That’s what I thought. Are we done here?
(@sexylexipearl)
