Post by jermainebrown on May 22, 2015 14:50:11 GMT -6
Knock… knock…. a female voice responds…
"Who’s there?"
Shay McClure
Police open up…
The woman opens up the door Shay barges in…
Shay McClure
I said the police! I meant the rhyming police!
Wait... what the fuck?
Woman
Who are you?
Get out of my house!
Shay McClure
You’re a woman!
I am looking for Brian?
Jermaine Brown
Don't beest silly!
Thee means Billy!
Woman
What do you want with my son?
"Mum… what’s going on…"
Woman
Stay upstairs Brian…
…And who should be at the top of the stairs? A little fat ten year old in a Liverpool shirt who looks more like Billy Bunter than a Gang Star. The boy’s face lights up as he sees his idols Shay and Jermaine…
(CONTINUED)
Billy Diet
Holy fuck! It’s the Gang Stars!!!
Woman
Billy!!! You watch your mouth or else mum will wash it out with a soap bar!!!
Shay McClure
What the hell?
You’re the one who’s writing all this role play crap?
C’mon here you little shit so Uncle Shay can make your neck go snap!!
Shay begins to chase after the wannabe young Gang Star,
Just as he grabs Billy, Jermaine steps in from a far.
He breaks Shay’s firm grip loose from around Billy’s arm,
Just before Da Bad Guy can do any harm.
Jermaine Brown
Relaxeth mine negger cater-cousin forth ye is only a child,
And thy crimes ye commith art quite mild.
He doth not deserveth to be punished by death,
Cannot ye see young Billy isn’t in good health?
While Jermaine guards young Billy, Shay glance down and notices the oxygen tank the youngster is connected to on the ground. Young Billy’s skin tone is that of a pale white, and the look in his eyes proves that meeting his hero Gang Stars has only brought him delight.
Woman
It is true Mr. McClure for my Billy does not have much longer,
And all these chemo bills have brought on hunger.
You two are his most favorite people in the whole wide world,
Even if you do like to dress up as a girl.
Shay McClure
Bullshit! Shay don’t like dressing up as no chick,
For you see I got this massive dic…..
Jermaine Brown
Fie! That is quite enough Shay,
Can’t ye seeth we hath made little Billy’s day?
Shay and Jermaine look down at little Billy who is smiling from ear to ear,
For once in his life the cancer cannot bring him any fear. He rolls his oxygen tank over in the direction of Shay McClure,
And proceeds to give him a tour.
Billy Diet
Mr. Shay would you like to see bedroom that honors both of you?
Mr. Brown you arenwelcome to come too….
Shay shakes his head no as he is still pissed,
But Jermaine nudges Da Bad Guy with his fist.
Shay cannot get over the role plays written by little Billy,
The nerve of the kid to portray McClure having a small willy.
Da Bad Guy continues to resist touring the room,
Even though the Diet residence reeks of cancer doom and gloom!
Jermaine Brown finally forces Shay McClure toward the room this time,
As they enter, they find a Gang Star shrine.
Pictures of Jermaine Brown and Shay McClure hang all over the hall,
And completely fill the bedroom walls.
The kid has tapes, cds and dvds filled with Gang Star content,
He even owns a home made Gang Star tent.
His action figures are of no one else but Shay and Jermaine,
Before this went down- Billy was controlling the Gang Stars on his VOW video game.
Jermaine and Shay scan the room in amazement at all their merchandise,
It was beginning to sink in that this was indeed the thrill of Little Billy’s life!
Woman
As you two can see, you are the apple of Billy’s eye,
The doctors are only giving him weeks before he will die.
Will you please excuse the inappropriate words he used toward your team?
He was only trying to live out his lifelong dream.
That is to become a gang star someday,
What will it take for that to happen? I will pay…
The woman pulls out her purse and begins to ante up what little money she has left,
Shay McClure holds out his hand as he prepares the theft.
Billy’s mum hands over a $100 dollar bill,
Shay takes the money, they have a deal!
Jermaine Brown
Fie! No way thy
can allow this to happen,
For thy wilt be a dirty sin!
Jermaine steps in and takes the money from Shay’s greedy palm,
And hands the money back over to Billy’s mom.
Shay McClure
Yo! What the fuck
bro? We was gonna get paid,
Do you know how many times that $100 would’ve gotten me laid!?
Jermaine Brown
Please hath some decency mine negger cater-cousin,
Doth ye have a husband?
Woman
No I’m afraid not, Billy’s dad left whenever he was only 8 years old,
We have survived off the Avon makeup products I have sold,
But the chemo treatments are very expensive you see,
And we are about to run out money.
Jermaine Brown
Fie! Thy understandeth and have a plan….
Jermaine reaches into his trouser pocket with his right hand,
And pulls out a check book and a feather pen.
Jermaine makes the check out in young Billy’s name for tomorrow,
To the tune of One Million Dollars!
Brown rips the check out of his check book and hands it over the needy family,
As Shay McClure watches on and struggles to comprehend what he sees.
As he Diet Family lights up like a Christmas Tree!
Shay McClure
Ummmm My main man? Did you just give them what I think you did?
How much more money you got hid?
Jermaine smiles at Shay,
As he has just made Billy and his mum’s day.
Woman
Oh gracious Mr. Brown! How can we ever repay you?
Jermaine Brown
By letting little Billy join us in the Gang Star mobile too….
Little Billy’s eyes light up as he has just been invited on the ride of a lifetime,
We can make any god damn thing rhyme.
The racial terms like nignog and knob jockey seems to have been forgot,
By the generous humanitarian acts of one supposed bigot.
Who comes up with this crap anyway? I’d sure love to know,
And what’s the deal with this Neptune guy and his toes?
Does he not realize it’s going to take much more than,
Stick his toes in the Gang Stars mouth, if he wishes to win?
For that is the most god damned stupid finisher of all time,
These Asian idiots known as Project Dickhead (Er I mean Snakehead) cannot even rhyme!
And how are they the favorites over the current defending champs?
Jermaine and Shay about to welcome these two gooks to ass whipping camp.
Shay, Jermaine and Little Billy walk across the Diet house floor,
As they make their way toward the door.
While Billy’s mum has not the slightest doubt,
That her little cancer ridden boy’s lifelong dream is about to play out.
He is about to ride shotgun with his hero’s in the Gang Star mobile,
What a sweet deal!
Jermaine reaches for the door and turns the knob,
As he swings it open, he is met by the angry mob!! (Yob)
Yob
There they are!
It’s those racist Gang Stars! We knew this is where they hid!
It looks like they have even kidnapped a 10 year old kid!!
Angry Mob
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!
The angry mob has now been joined by many Asian men.
Who feel their race has also been wronged,
Maybe one day someone will write all this in a country song!
The angry mob is armed with violent weapons,
As Billy’s mum steps in to protect her son.
Some of the weapons include guns, knives, torches and even a chainsaw,
This may be the most gore scene anyone ever saw.
Wait! No you cannot do that, don’t you know?
What the hell are you talking about ho?
You just rhymed the word chainsaw with saw- a big no no,
You cannot rhyme a word with the same word, you dodo!
Who gives a bloody hell about an inappropriate rhyme?
Whenever we are about to witness a gruesome chryme
The angry mob led by yob is still upset with the Gang Stars,
As they begin to tip over Shay and Jermaine’s car!
Jermaine Brown
Stop! Pleaseth doth not flip thy Gang Star mobile,
For thy wilt a really goodeth deal!
Shay McClure
What ya talking about a good deal?
The Gang Star mobile is our only wheels!
If this angry mob tips it over how will we ever make it to the pay per view show?
To defend our titles against Project Dickhead... Fuck if I know!
The angry mob begins to get more violent as they aim their torches at the Gang Star ride,
And there is nowhere for Jermaine and Shay to hide.
All they can do is sit back and watch,
When suddenly they hear the most unexpected voice!
Billy Diet
STOP! Please! I beg you….
The angry mob begins to pipe down, as even they listen to young Billy too.
Billy Diet
My name is Billy Diet and I am ten years old,
Meeting the Gang Stars has made my heart turn to gold!
The doctors say I only have a few weeks of life left,
For I only have one wish before my death….
Yob
Did I just see what I think I saw?
You are not a victim but instead friends with these outlaws?
I cannot be for these men are both racists and bigots,
Which is why we are here to kill them! You dig it?
Yob and the Angry Mob turns their attention away from destroying the car,<o:p></o:p>
And direct it toward Young Billy and the Gang Stars.
Billy Diet
Please! I beg you
to hold in your weapons and fists,
Do not kill Mr. Brown and Mr. McClure for they are no racists!
Yob
But what about those words they posted on the internet,
Such as nignog and knob jockey twink (made up I bet).
The angry mob begins to get riled up once more,
As they began chanting for blood and gore!
Billy Diet
Mr. Brown and Mr. McClure had nothing to do with writing those awful racial terms,
It was all me! I even wrote for Shay to get a perm.
I am so very
sorry if I offended you all,
Role playing as the Gang Stars is my passion. Please! Let me take the fall.
Yob
You mean you are the one committing those racial crimes against humanity!?
Just a 10 year old cancer patient who will soon rest in piece.
Poor Little Billy embarrassingly nods his head guilty as charged,
As Yob and his Angry Mob stands by the Gang Star car.
Billy pulls his oxygen tank around with him as he stands tall for all to see,
While Jermaine and Shay proudly watches their child protégée.
Angy Mob
KILL HIM!!!!!!!
The angry mob charges at Little Billy as his horrified mum watches on,
In just a matter of seconds her baby boy is gone.
The angry mob mauled him to death in pure cold blood,
As the rain begins to pour down in a torrential flood.
Little Billy’s mum goes into complete shock at what she just saw,
The beating the crowd gave poor little Billy was quite raw.
Jermaine and Shay do no stick around very long,
They jump into the Gang Star mobile and within seconds they are gone!
Shay McClure
Holy fuck shit my main man! I cannot believe they killed little Billy!
He didn’t even get to stick a girl with his little willy.
I know he only had a few days left on this earth,
But god damn he didn’t getting kicked down in the dirt.
Jermaine Brown
Mine negger cater-cousin, in honour
of little Billy’s memory…
We musteth win thy match forth all thy world to see!
As Shay McClure sped the Gang Star mobile toward The Manhattan Center,
The task at hand was now much clearer.
For the battle was now one of good versus pure evil,
Even if the opposition was quite dull.
The angry mob killed little Billy for what?
Because he wrote a few inappropriate words on the net.
Even though he is no longer with alive,
Little Billy’s dream lives on as he will get one final ride.
On the day he will be buried, his coffin will be delivered via the Gang Star mobile,
Which will take place just a few days after the Gang Stars seal the deal.
By defeating the evil known as Project Snakehead,
Who after Shay & Jermaine finishing beating up, they’ll wish they too were dead!
FUCK YOU BOTH FOR
KILLING LITTLE BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Who’s there?"
Shay McClure
Police open up…
The woman opens up the door Shay barges in…
Shay McClure
I said the police! I meant the rhyming police!
Wait... what the fuck?
Woman
Who are you?
Get out of my house!
Shay McClure
You’re a woman!
I am looking for Brian?
Jermaine Brown
Don't beest silly!
Thee means Billy!
Woman
What do you want with my son?
"Mum… what’s going on…"
Woman
Stay upstairs Brian…
…And who should be at the top of the stairs? A little fat ten year old in a Liverpool shirt who looks more like Billy Bunter than a Gang Star. The boy’s face lights up as he sees his idols Shay and Jermaine…
(CONTINUED)
Billy Diet
Holy fuck! It’s the Gang Stars!!!
Woman
Billy!!! You watch your mouth or else mum will wash it out with a soap bar!!!
Shay McClure
What the hell?
You’re the one who’s writing all this role play crap?
C’mon here you little shit so Uncle Shay can make your neck go snap!!
Shay begins to chase after the wannabe young Gang Star,
Just as he grabs Billy, Jermaine steps in from a far.
He breaks Shay’s firm grip loose from around Billy’s arm,
Just before Da Bad Guy can do any harm.
Jermaine Brown
Relaxeth mine negger cater-cousin forth ye is only a child,
And thy crimes ye commith art quite mild.
He doth not deserveth to be punished by death,
Cannot ye see young Billy isn’t in good health?
While Jermaine guards young Billy, Shay glance down and notices the oxygen tank the youngster is connected to on the ground. Young Billy’s skin tone is that of a pale white, and the look in his eyes proves that meeting his hero Gang Stars has only brought him delight.
Woman
It is true Mr. McClure for my Billy does not have much longer,
And all these chemo bills have brought on hunger.
You two are his most favorite people in the whole wide world,
Even if you do like to dress up as a girl.
Shay McClure
Bullshit! Shay don’t like dressing up as no chick,
For you see I got this massive dic…..
Jermaine Brown
Fie! That is quite enough Shay,
Can’t ye seeth we hath made little Billy’s day?
Shay and Jermaine look down at little Billy who is smiling from ear to ear,
For once in his life the cancer cannot bring him any fear. He rolls his oxygen tank over in the direction of Shay McClure,
And proceeds to give him a tour.
Billy Diet
Mr. Shay would you like to see bedroom that honors both of you?
Mr. Brown you arenwelcome to come too….
Shay shakes his head no as he is still pissed,
But Jermaine nudges Da Bad Guy with his fist.
Shay cannot get over the role plays written by little Billy,
The nerve of the kid to portray McClure having a small willy.
Da Bad Guy continues to resist touring the room,
Even though the Diet residence reeks of cancer doom and gloom!
Jermaine Brown finally forces Shay McClure toward the room this time,
As they enter, they find a Gang Star shrine.
Pictures of Jermaine Brown and Shay McClure hang all over the hall,
And completely fill the bedroom walls.
The kid has tapes, cds and dvds filled with Gang Star content,
He even owns a home made Gang Star tent.
His action figures are of no one else but Shay and Jermaine,
Before this went down- Billy was controlling the Gang Stars on his VOW video game.
Jermaine and Shay scan the room in amazement at all their merchandise,
It was beginning to sink in that this was indeed the thrill of Little Billy’s life!
Woman
As you two can see, you are the apple of Billy’s eye,
The doctors are only giving him weeks before he will die.
Will you please excuse the inappropriate words he used toward your team?
He was only trying to live out his lifelong dream.
That is to become a gang star someday,
What will it take for that to happen? I will pay…
The woman pulls out her purse and begins to ante up what little money she has left,
Shay McClure holds out his hand as he prepares the theft.
Billy’s mum hands over a $100 dollar bill,
Shay takes the money, they have a deal!
Jermaine Brown
Fie! No way thy
can allow this to happen,
For thy wilt be a dirty sin!
Jermaine steps in and takes the money from Shay’s greedy palm,
And hands the money back over to Billy’s mom.
Shay McClure
Yo! What the fuck
bro? We was gonna get paid,
Do you know how many times that $100 would’ve gotten me laid!?
Jermaine Brown
Please hath some decency mine negger cater-cousin,
Doth ye have a husband?
Woman
No I’m afraid not, Billy’s dad left whenever he was only 8 years old,
We have survived off the Avon makeup products I have sold,
But the chemo treatments are very expensive you see,
And we are about to run out money.
Jermaine Brown
Fie! Thy understandeth and have a plan….
Jermaine reaches into his trouser pocket with his right hand,
And pulls out a check book and a feather pen.
Jermaine makes the check out in young Billy’s name for tomorrow,
To the tune of One Million Dollars!
Brown rips the check out of his check book and hands it over the needy family,
As Shay McClure watches on and struggles to comprehend what he sees.
As he Diet Family lights up like a Christmas Tree!
Shay McClure
Ummmm My main man? Did you just give them what I think you did?
How much more money you got hid?
Jermaine smiles at Shay,
As he has just made Billy and his mum’s day.
Woman
Oh gracious Mr. Brown! How can we ever repay you?
Jermaine Brown
By letting little Billy join us in the Gang Star mobile too….
Little Billy’s eyes light up as he has just been invited on the ride of a lifetime,
We can make any god damn thing rhyme.
The racial terms like nignog and knob jockey seems to have been forgot,
By the generous humanitarian acts of one supposed bigot.
Who comes up with this crap anyway? I’d sure love to know,
And what’s the deal with this Neptune guy and his toes?
Does he not realize it’s going to take much more than,
Stick his toes in the Gang Stars mouth, if he wishes to win?
For that is the most god damned stupid finisher of all time,
These Asian idiots known as Project Dickhead (Er I mean Snakehead) cannot even rhyme!
And how are they the favorites over the current defending champs?
Jermaine and Shay about to welcome these two gooks to ass whipping camp.
Shay, Jermaine and Little Billy walk across the Diet house floor,
As they make their way toward the door.
While Billy’s mum has not the slightest doubt,
That her little cancer ridden boy’s lifelong dream is about to play out.
He is about to ride shotgun with his hero’s in the Gang Star mobile,
What a sweet deal!
Jermaine reaches for the door and turns the knob,
As he swings it open, he is met by the angry mob!! (Yob)
Yob
There they are!
It’s those racist Gang Stars! We knew this is where they hid!
It looks like they have even kidnapped a 10 year old kid!!
Angry Mob
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!
The angry mob has now been joined by many Asian men.
Who feel their race has also been wronged,
Maybe one day someone will write all this in a country song!
The angry mob is armed with violent weapons,
As Billy’s mum steps in to protect her son.
Some of the weapons include guns, knives, torches and even a chainsaw,
This may be the most gore scene anyone ever saw.
Wait! No you cannot do that, don’t you know?
What the hell are you talking about ho?
You just rhymed the word chainsaw with saw- a big no no,
You cannot rhyme a word with the same word, you dodo!
Who gives a bloody hell about an inappropriate rhyme?
Whenever we are about to witness a gruesome chryme
The angry mob led by yob is still upset with the Gang Stars,
As they begin to tip over Shay and Jermaine’s car!
Jermaine Brown
Stop! Pleaseth doth not flip thy Gang Star mobile,
For thy wilt a really goodeth deal!
Shay McClure
What ya talking about a good deal?
The Gang Star mobile is our only wheels!
If this angry mob tips it over how will we ever make it to the pay per view show?
To defend our titles against Project Dickhead... Fuck if I know!
The angry mob begins to get more violent as they aim their torches at the Gang Star ride,
And there is nowhere for Jermaine and Shay to hide.
All they can do is sit back and watch,
When suddenly they hear the most unexpected voice!
Billy Diet
STOP! Please! I beg you….
The angry mob begins to pipe down, as even they listen to young Billy too.
Billy Diet
My name is Billy Diet and I am ten years old,
Meeting the Gang Stars has made my heart turn to gold!
The doctors say I only have a few weeks of life left,
For I only have one wish before my death….
Yob
Did I just see what I think I saw?
You are not a victim but instead friends with these outlaws?
I cannot be for these men are both racists and bigots,
Which is why we are here to kill them! You dig it?
Yob and the Angry Mob turns their attention away from destroying the car,<o:p></o:p>
And direct it toward Young Billy and the Gang Stars.
Billy Diet
Please! I beg you
to hold in your weapons and fists,
Do not kill Mr. Brown and Mr. McClure for they are no racists!
Yob
But what about those words they posted on the internet,
Such as nignog and knob jockey twink (made up I bet).
The angry mob begins to get riled up once more,
As they began chanting for blood and gore!
Billy Diet
Mr. Brown and Mr. McClure had nothing to do with writing those awful racial terms,
It was all me! I even wrote for Shay to get a perm.
I am so very
sorry if I offended you all,
Role playing as the Gang Stars is my passion. Please! Let me take the fall.
Yob
You mean you are the one committing those racial crimes against humanity!?
Just a 10 year old cancer patient who will soon rest in piece.
Poor Little Billy embarrassingly nods his head guilty as charged,
As Yob and his Angry Mob stands by the Gang Star car.
Billy pulls his oxygen tank around with him as he stands tall for all to see,
While Jermaine and Shay proudly watches their child protégée.
Angy Mob
KILL HIM!!!!!!!
The angry mob charges at Little Billy as his horrified mum watches on,
In just a matter of seconds her baby boy is gone.
The angry mob mauled him to death in pure cold blood,
As the rain begins to pour down in a torrential flood.
Little Billy’s mum goes into complete shock at what she just saw,
The beating the crowd gave poor little Billy was quite raw.
Jermaine and Shay do no stick around very long,
They jump into the Gang Star mobile and within seconds they are gone!
Shay McClure
Holy fuck shit my main man! I cannot believe they killed little Billy!
He didn’t even get to stick a girl with his little willy.
I know he only had a few days left on this earth,
But god damn he didn’t getting kicked down in the dirt.
Jermaine Brown
Mine negger cater-cousin, in honour
of little Billy’s memory…
We musteth win thy match forth all thy world to see!
As Shay McClure sped the Gang Star mobile toward The Manhattan Center,
The task at hand was now much clearer.
For the battle was now one of good versus pure evil,
Even if the opposition was quite dull.
The angry mob killed little Billy for what?
Because he wrote a few inappropriate words on the net.
Even though he is no longer with alive,
Little Billy’s dream lives on as he will get one final ride.
On the day he will be buried, his coffin will be delivered via the Gang Star mobile,
Which will take place just a few days after the Gang Stars seal the deal.
By defeating the evil known as Project Snakehead,
Who after Shay & Jermaine finishing beating up, they’ll wish they too were dead!
FUCK YOU BOTH FOR
KILLING LITTLE BILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
