Big Boss Hogg On What's Wrong With America
May 27, 2015 15:38:17 GMT -6
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Post by Big Boss Hogg on May 27, 2015 15:38:17 GMT -6
In the north panhandle of Texas on late night AM radio, one can hear a small-time talk show called "What's Wrong With America?" hosted by a DJ named Roscoe A. Merican.
Big Boss Hogg, a frequent listener and occasional caller, was featured on a broadcast last night and announced his employment with the Visionaries of Wrestling. Of course, this was only one small sliver of the conversation, which was full of such topics as...
Immigration:
"If you're coming to my country to go to work, roll up your sleeves and get to work! If you're coming to my country to sell drugs...at least have some good drugs. America don't need no more lazy people who don't wanna do nothin'."
Race riots:
"The first time some black cop shoots some unarmed white kid in the back, I'm going down to Rural King and getting me a new riding tractor. That's all I got to say about that mess."
Fast food workers demanding $15 an hour:
"I don't wanna hear it. Let me tell you something. You don't take no pride in your work. I can order a plain cheeseburger, and every single time, you put pickles, onions, ketchup, one time some crackhead down in Lubbock put a damn fish patty on my Big Mac! Can you believe that< Roscoe? And chicken nuggets? You can't even count to ten! Show these idiots some Sesame Street while you're training them how to fuck up my cheeseburger! You can't count to ten but you want fifteen? You know who deserves that kind of money? People who care about their job. People who take pride in what they do. You don't need a raise. You need to get my damn order right."
Gay rights:
"Let 'em get married, pay the court for a marriage license, be miserable after a few years, and stay over there where I don't have to listen to your Lady Gaga and your Adam Lambeau, whoever he is, I don't care, just keep your private life to yourself and I'll do the same. I don't mind standing in line next to you, but I don't wanna watch you fiddle with each other's butts either. That ain't what God made me to do. I can't speak for you, though. So more power to ya."
Sharia and Islam:
"I don't wanna say anything too offensive, I wouldn't want them to cut my head off or start charging Washington more for oil. But we don't need 'em. We got plenty of Texas tea right here under the ground waiting to be pumped out. But you don't try to force your hagee-habeeb crap on me, and I won't force you to eat at my barbecue. I believe in leaving people well enough alone, until they piss you off or they need your help."
Favorite US President of all time:
"Theodore Roosevelt was all man. But the greatest leader I have ever lived under was President Lyndon B. Johnson, a true Texan and a true patriot. He was a man who cared for his people, and showed no mercy for his enemies. He would have never allowed America to degrade into this...he would have personally smacked those planes on September 11th right out of the sky with his pecker. I'd like to see good ole' Obama do that."
Economy and employment:
"They don't wanna pay no workin' man a workin' man's wage. They wanna keep suckin' on champaigne up there in New York City, while we get laid off and our jobs go to China. And the government don't want no Americans workin' because they keep makin' new laws makin' it harder and harder for people to get a job. Look at me. I'm 48 and I spent all my adult life in the field of security and protection. You can't just shake a man's hand no more and give him a chance to support his family. I got this new job as a rassler', and I got to sign a bunch of paperwork for them...I don't know what happened. America's buried up to its neck in paperwork, when it needs to be going back to work. I'm happy to be goin' back to work, and hopefully I can show these youngun's how a Texas man puts it down."
All this, and more, was discussed on the sparsely-listened radio program.
Big Boss Hogg, a frequent listener and occasional caller, was featured on a broadcast last night and announced his employment with the Visionaries of Wrestling. Of course, this was only one small sliver of the conversation, which was full of such topics as...
Immigration:
"If you're coming to my country to go to work, roll up your sleeves and get to work! If you're coming to my country to sell drugs...at least have some good drugs. America don't need no more lazy people who don't wanna do nothin'."
Race riots:
"The first time some black cop shoots some unarmed white kid in the back, I'm going down to Rural King and getting me a new riding tractor. That's all I got to say about that mess."
Fast food workers demanding $15 an hour:
"I don't wanna hear it. Let me tell you something. You don't take no pride in your work. I can order a plain cheeseburger, and every single time, you put pickles, onions, ketchup, one time some crackhead down in Lubbock put a damn fish patty on my Big Mac! Can you believe that< Roscoe? And chicken nuggets? You can't even count to ten! Show these idiots some Sesame Street while you're training them how to fuck up my cheeseburger! You can't count to ten but you want fifteen? You know who deserves that kind of money? People who care about their job. People who take pride in what they do. You don't need a raise. You need to get my damn order right."
Gay rights:
"Let 'em get married, pay the court for a marriage license, be miserable after a few years, and stay over there where I don't have to listen to your Lady Gaga and your Adam Lambeau, whoever he is, I don't care, just keep your private life to yourself and I'll do the same. I don't mind standing in line next to you, but I don't wanna watch you fiddle with each other's butts either. That ain't what God made me to do. I can't speak for you, though. So more power to ya."
Sharia and Islam:
"I don't wanna say anything too offensive, I wouldn't want them to cut my head off or start charging Washington more for oil. But we don't need 'em. We got plenty of Texas tea right here under the ground waiting to be pumped out. But you don't try to force your hagee-habeeb crap on me, and I won't force you to eat at my barbecue. I believe in leaving people well enough alone, until they piss you off or they need your help."
Favorite US President of all time:
"Theodore Roosevelt was all man. But the greatest leader I have ever lived under was President Lyndon B. Johnson, a true Texan and a true patriot. He was a man who cared for his people, and showed no mercy for his enemies. He would have never allowed America to degrade into this...he would have personally smacked those planes on September 11th right out of the sky with his pecker. I'd like to see good ole' Obama do that."
Economy and employment:
"They don't wanna pay no workin' man a workin' man's wage. They wanna keep suckin' on champaigne up there in New York City, while we get laid off and our jobs go to China. And the government don't want no Americans workin' because they keep makin' new laws makin' it harder and harder for people to get a job. Look at me. I'm 48 and I spent all my adult life in the field of security and protection. You can't just shake a man's hand no more and give him a chance to support his family. I got this new job as a rassler', and I got to sign a bunch of paperwork for them...I don't know what happened. America's buried up to its neck in paperwork, when it needs to be going back to work. I'm happy to be goin' back to work, and hopefully I can show these youngun's how a Texas man puts it down."
All this, and more, was discussed on the sparsely-listened radio program.
