Gwendolyn Massey vs. Constance Chapin
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!Ruby Parvati: Here we go, Axel! The Lady Joker Herself against Ms Brooding Serious!
Axel Reid: I believe it will be Mrs soon enough actually, Ruby.
Ruby Parvati: ... Everyone is getting married but me...
The lights begin to flicker on and off all around the arena before completely engulfing the VoW Universe in nothing but darkness. Static is heard coming from the arena speakers following the drums. The lights flicker to the beat of the instruments as the big screen follows suit, revealing a silhouette of a female with her hair hiding her facial features and a hood over her head.
Dun Dun – Dun Dun - Dun Dun DunThe beat begins to pick up and laminated by the flickering lights is a figure which is kneeling down before the arena goes back completely black once again. The loyalist begin to go into a frenzy for the speculated person as the lights completely go off and after a moment of silence, they turn back on. The light focuses on the young woman who slowly rises to her vertical base; raising her head and her hand up before the big screen exposes the name Gwendolyn Massey across it. It is welcomed by the fans who support her who began to cheer for her as '2 Am' by Ramsey begins to play throughout the arena.
Call all my demons I ache for their love
But none of these people know what I’ve done
I find hard to get close or to look in their eyes
Because there’s so many secrets hidden in mine Looking all around her as a small smirk appears on her face, she looks over to her left and then to her right at the fans before removing her hood and exploded from her position – pointing towards the ring mouthing 'That is MY Asylum!!' as she begins her descent to the ring. Turning around, she extends her hands out to show off her hoodie which says 'The House of Joker - EST. 1990. Simple, Right?' As she is walking down, she stops by a couple of fans who have signs up about The Lady Joker before she nods her head and continues.
Jerry Heisenberg: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, hailing from San Francisco, California... "THE LADY JOKER" GWENDOLYN MASSEY!!!
At night I discover there’s a method to this
Living my life under cover I become the abyss
Inside a dark empty prison I learn how to love
And I am taught how to see beauty in lustStopping in front of the ring, Gwendolyn looks around once again before staring down the ring. Walking towards the steps, she stands on the apron with her arms extended as she looks out towards the universe yelling out 'Second to NONE!'.
He won’t let me come down
My love is sold out
It’s 2am now run the red lights
I’m fucked up going crazy
Too young to save me
Born in the sin I deliver the nightStepping in between the ropes, Gwendolyn heads towards the turnbuckle. Giving the fans a slight smirk as she removes her jacket and then her hood before throwing it into the crowd. She then jumps back off the turnbuckle and sits down in the corner; waiting for the bell to ring with that patented Lady Joker smirk on her features.
Axel Reid: There we see Gwendolyn Massey, a woman who has made an instant mark in VoW by nailing herself one of the spots in the Quest for the Case!
Ruby Parvati: Wouldn't put it past her to continue surprising everyone here tonight...
Axel Reid: Yes, but she has a considerable challenge on her hands...
Before Axel can complete his sentence, a familiar theme song starts up on the arena speakers:
Ain't you getting bored with these fake ass broads
I shows and proves, no doubt, how predictably so
Please excuse, if I come across rude
That's just meAs the beat plays and the rhymes flow, the crowd starts to cheer as from behind the curtain comes the apathetic hipster herself, Constance Chapin, accompanied as always by her fiancee, Emily. Constance walks toward the ring, making no rush to get there and making no acknowledgements towards the crowd. Her steps are quicker than before, moving in time to the beat; she'd be toe tapping if it wasn't such a tacky thing to do. Still she walks close to the sides, letting eager fans pat her on the shoulder or arm as she walks past them.
Jerry Heisenberg: And her opponent, being accompanied to the ring by Emily Darcy, hailing from Manchester, England... she weighed in at 148lbs... she is the current XCEL CHAMPION... CONSTANCE CHAPIN!!!
Arriving at the ring, Constance takes the steps and then steps into the ring by going through the top and middle ropes. Inside the ring as the announcer is introducing her, Constance removes a pair of black finger-less gloves that are tucked into the waist of her bottoms and slips them on, preparing herself.
Axel Reid: And there's that challenge I was talking about...none other than our Xcel Champion!
Ruby Parvati: This is one heck of a contest right here, Axel. I can't call a winner to this one.
Axel Reid: I don't think anyone in this arena can...
As the announcers speculate, the two women give each other a cautious nod of acknowledgment, though no handshake is forthcoming. No amount of wheedling from Emily can make Constance shake Gwen's hand, and 'the Lady Joker' does not seem too concerned with that fact. As such, the two eventually settle for the respect nod, before starting to circle. A moment later, they lock up, kicking off the match proper!
Almost immediately, Gwendolyn tries to take the match to the ground, but is thwarted when Constance goes behind and sets up a suplex. Gwen responds by doing the same, and goes to lift Constance, but once again, the Mancunian is quickest; she slips behind the Lady Joker and throws her over with a German suplex! The fans applaud as the two women roll through to their feet!
Axel Reid: Constance Chapin draws first blood, but that right there was an example of what we can expect from this bout!
As the two competitors stand up, Constance hangs back and waits for Gwendolyn's next move; the Lady Joker, however, gives credence to her credentials by pulling off a surprise clothesline, knocking the Mancunian down. Constance begins to get up, but is hit with another, on the rebound! Gwen bounces off the opposite set of ropes, and catches her quickly-recovering opponent with a third! This time, Constance goes down for good, but not for long; soon, Gwendolyn is picking her up again and delivering a snap suplex! She bridges it, and the referee counts the first pin of the match!
ONE!
TW—Constance kicks out!
Axel Reid: Too early for a bridging pin...Constance still has plenty of stamina left to kick out of it.
Ruby Parvati: Worth a try...you never know...
The two women once again regain a vertical position, and Gwen seeks to continue her offensive momentum. Constance, however, is not about to get caught again, and slips out of the Lady Joker's grasp by way of a punch to the stomach. This rocks Gwen enough for Constance to break free and set her opponent up for a belly-to-belly suplex! It is Gwen's turn to react fast, however, and a forearm to Constance's face puts an end to the Xcel Champion's designs, and gives the momentum back to the Lady Joker!
Axel Reid: Do you see how absurdly matched these two are, Ruby?
Ruby Parvati: ...I see it...
Having halted Constance's offence and rocked her, Gwen wastes no time running in with a high knee strike! It sends the Xcel Champion reeling towards the ropes, and Gwen runs in looking to toss Constance to the outside with a big clothesline...
...only for the Xcel Champion to dodge and apply a Russian leg sweep, reversing the momentum yet again and sending Gwen sprawling forward towards the ropes! The fans' pitch rises as Constance leans in to pull Gwen back and apply her trademark Cobra Clutch!
Axel Reid: Uh-oh...Constance Clutch locked in, can she complete the mo--
...she cannot. Gwen rams a desperation elbow into her opponent's gut, and breaks the hold just long enough to regain momentum, and capitalises with a visually impressive rolling koppu kick! The crowd roars as Constance goes down, and Gwendolyn covers!
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!!
Axel Reid: Constance Chapin seemed out cold, but she was somehow able to kick out of that impressive move by Gwen Massey!
Ruby Parvati: Did you see the reflexes on that woman?
Despite the kickout, the devastating kick has given Gwen her first real opening in what has been thus far an incredibly even contest. The Lady Joker does not let it go to waste and, with her opponent already in a prone position, chooses to do what she does best: take it to the ground! The fans roar as she goes into a side mount, throws herself over the top of Constance, and applies a kimura shoulderlock!
Axel Reid: Gwendolyn Massey making use of that MMA background...
Ruby Parvati: ...which Constance doesn't have. This could mean trouble for her!
Constance may not have the MMA background, however, but she does have the intelligence and resilience to put up a fight. Feeling herself get caught in the shoulder lock, she manouevres quickly, hooking Gwen's leg with hers and shifting her body so that the Lady Joker is thrown over! In what is almost a single, swift movement, she then seeks to transition the kimura defence into her own submission, the figure-four leg lock known as Constance Sorrow!
Axel Reid: What reflexes from Constance Chapin, and could this be the decisive moment in this match?!
It is not. Though rattled by her opponent's break of the kimura, the Lady Joker is still sufficiently aware to wiggle her leg out of Constance's grip, instead connecting with a back heel kick to the Xcel Champion's face, from a semi-prone position!
Constance goes down once more, and Gwen has some time to recover her bearings. She crawls around on the mat for a moment, shaking the cobwebs, as all around her the fans erupt in applause for both women. Then, bearings regained and cobwebs shaken, she once again approaches the prone Constance, looking to wear her down with some more Mixed Martial Arts.
This time, she opts for a simple armbar, and wraps herself around Constance's left arm. The Mancunian, who is just regaining consciousness, feels it happen, and immediately starts stretching for the ropes.
Gwen, however, is not letting up, and the task proves more difficult than anticipated for the Xcel Champion. The camera closes in on Constance's strained expression as she reaches for the ropes, then to the outside, where Emily is offering loud words of encouragement. Surprisingly, Constance does not immediately rebuke her wife, as she would normally do; instead, she nods in acknowledgement of Emily's intimations, and redoubles her efforts to get to the ropes. Seeing this, Massey cinches the armbar in tighter...but just a second too late. With a mighty heave forward, Constance reaches the safety of the bottom rope! The crowd explodes in applause as the referee comes over to tell Gwen to break the hold, which the Lady Joker does only at the count of four. She then rolls to her feet, and approaches the now decidedly worn-down Constance Chapin.
Ruby Parvati: Intelligent strategy from Gwen. She knows she can't out-wrestle Constance at full power, so she's wearing her down...taking away her arm game. I've said it before, take away Constance's arms and you take away a good part of her offence.
Axel Reid: Actually, it's me who usually says that, but I'll allow it.
As the two announcers banter, in the ring, Gwen appraises Constance with an amused expression. She seems in no hurry to go on offence again, and as the Mancunian regains her bearings and stumbles away from the ropes, it becomes evident why. A swift motion sees an arm wrench transitioned into a Russian leg sweep, and from there quickly into another armbar! Now even further from the ropes than before, Constance is definitely in dire straits – but that will not prevent her from trying to reach the ropes!
Axel Reid: Gwen Massey going right back to the submission well, and in impressive fashion this time!
Ruby Parvati: That girl has lightning-quick reflexes, and Constance is struggling. That's probably her main weakness...she's used to taking her time, and a fast opponent has got to be screwing with her game plan!
Axel Reid: She's not a quitter, though! She's not giving up that easily!
Indeed, Constance does not seem willing to simply submit, and risks the health of her arm to attempt the perilous trek to the ropes. She inches her way across the mat as best she can, her progress halted at every step by Gwen Massey wrenching the hold in. Constance reaches for the ropes, but they have never seemed so far away. It looks like the Xcel Champion will not be able to make it, and the fans groan in despair as Constance gives up reaching for the ropes, and instead leaves her free hand hovering in mid-air for a moment...
...before balling it up into a fist and sending it hurtling into Gwen Massey's face!
The crowd roars as the Lady Joker, caught off-guard, flinches, and Constance directs another punch at her face! Gwen completely loses concentration, and releases the armbar. Constance is therefore able to slip free, but not before landing a third punch to her opponent's face!
Axel Reid: Constance displaying some enviable reflexes of her own! I guess she heard you, Ruby...
Whether or not that is the case is debatable; what is not debatable is that Constance has bought herself a few precious seconds. She scrambles to her feet and puts some distance between herself and Gwen, using the scant free time she has to check on the arm the Lady Joker has been working on. She wiggles it, to make sure it works, and has only just finished making sure that is the case when she is forced back into action, as her opponent has run in from behind!
The Xcel Champion is just in the nick of time to avoid Gwen's flying armbar attempt, and as a result The Lady Joker jumps into nothing, and lands back-first on the mat! Constance therefore has a few more seconds in which to recover and check on the condition of her arm, which she gratefully takes advantage of.
Axel Reid: Gwen Massey's attempt at putting One in the Chamber was unsuccessful, but the damage to Constance's arm seems well and truly done. We should see the Xcel Champion struggle from here on out...
Ruby Parvati: That could be the dealbreaker there, Axel. Gwen could shoot herself right into Constance's title picture, and all because she remembered to do her homework!
Axel Reid: For now, though, Constance is still hanging in there...
This much is true. Despite continuously checking on her arm, the Xcel Champion is still staunchly determined to continue the match, and even, as the announcers banter, going on offence. Now with the crowd firmly behind her, she picks Gwen up and goes to apply the Constance Clutch...only for the Lady Joker to counter with an elbow to the Champion's nose! Constance is rocked, but stays on her feet, and reacts quickly, setting Gwen up for a drop toe hold! The crowd roars as the move connects, and Constance begins to turn the Lady Joker over, wrapping her legs around her own!
Axel Reid: Constance Sorrow! Could this be it?!
NO! Gwen Massey manages to free one of her legs, and sends it shooting up to hit Constance in the chin! The Xcel Champion goes down like a ton of bricks, and The Lady Joker is right back in the match!
Ruby Parvati: There are those reflexes again! Gwen just saved herself!
Axel Reid: That she did. It is very hard to break out of the Constance Sorrow! That could have been it!
Ruby Parvati: Guess Gwen will have to work on Constance's legs now, too...
The crowd erupts in a chant of 'THIS IS AWESOME!' as The Lady Joker crawls on her hands and knees towards the nearest set of ropes. She hoists herself up, takes a moment to recover her bearings, then turns back around to face Constance. With her opponent still lying prone in the corner, Gwen thinks it best to play it safe, and simply drags Constance across to the center of the ring, where she covers. The refere drops down!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!!!
Axel Reid: Still some life left in Constance Chapin!
Ruby Parvati: I think that was reflexive, to be honest. She was completely out cold!
Gwen, however, does not seem too put out by Constance's resilience; on the contrary, she seems impressed. Still, she feels it is time to end the match, and begins setting up her bridging triangle choke, The Joker's Calling. Once again displaying astonishing awareness for someone in her condition, however, Constance manages to roll away, and does something highly uncharacteristical for her – she rolls to the outside!
Ruby Parvati: Constance Chapin taking a powder?! Now I've seen everything!
Axel Reid: You would too, if you had been fighting this gruelling of a match!
Ruby Parvati: ...yeah, okay, I totally would.
The fans are not too sure how to react as Constance takes a moment to recover on the outside, assisted as ever by her fussing fiancee. Once again surprisingly, Constance does not try to shoo Emily away, instead engaging in a whispered conversation with her better half as she checks on her various limbs.
They do not have long to confer, however, as a moment later, Gwen Massey displays her trademark unpredictability and launches into a moonsault plancha over the ropes. Constance, still groggy, does not see it coming, but Emily does; she pushes away her fiancee, then attempts to dive out of the way herself, but is not quick enough; Gwendolyn Massey lands directly on her!
Ruby Parvati: Oh dear, there goes the engagement...
Contrary to Ruby's assessment, however, Constance's first instinct upon getting to her feet is to limp over and check on Emily. She rolls Gwendolyn off the top of her fiancee, then helps Emily to her feet, all the while speaking to her in what is an inaudible but seemingly urgent tone. Emily, while groggy and clutching her head, seems cognisant, and nods in response to Constance's inquiries,
Ruby Parvati: Oh, so she DOES care!
All the while, the referee counts
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
Gwendolyn turns herself over and begins to crawl towards the apron. Constance is still distracted checking on Emily!
SIX!
Gwen reaches the apron, begins to pull herself up. Constance is still distracted!
SEVEN!
Gwen reaches a vertical position with the help of the apron, as Emily alerts Constance to what is occurring!
EIGHT!
Gwen rolls onto the apron, as Constance shares one last nuzzle with Emily before turning back to the apron!
NINE!
Gwen rolls into the ring, as Constance hops onto the apron and...
...JUST manages to roll into the ring and beat the count!! The crowd roars as the referee signals that this match will continue!
Axel Reid: Constance almost cost herself a win, but this match continues!!
Ruby Parvati: I guess she was a...Lovefool! Get it?!
As Axel groans at the bad reference joke, the two women look set to continue their bout, much to the delight of the crowd. Chants of 'THIS IS AWESOME' once again begin to pervade the arena, as Constance steps towards her opponent and reaches in, bringing her to a vertical position. She then drapes her over her shoulders for...
Axel Reid: FISHERMAN'S CARRY...
...NO!!! Gwen slips off and pushes Constance off-balance! The Mancunian spins around quickly, trying to stay 'in' the match, and plays right into the Lady Joker's trap! Gwendolyn lunges forward with the rolling elbow she calls Remedy of Chaos...
...BUT CONSTANCE DODGES, spinning out of the way and popping up behind Gwen before she knows what is happening! She throws the Lady Joker over with a German Suplex and bridges! The referee drops down to count!
ONE!
TWO!
Constance's shoulders sag as a result of Gwendolyn's expert work on her arm, but she manages to keep the Lady Joker's down long enough for...
THREE!!!
The crowd erupts, waiting to hear the familiar tones of 'No Diggity' and see the Xcel Champion's hand be raised at the end of another win...
...but that does not happen. Instead, the referee makes a series of confusing gestures, leaving the two women puzzled. A moment later, informed by the official, Jerry Heisenberg clarifies:
Jerry Heisenberg: Ladies and gentlemen, due to both competitors'' shoulders being on the mat at the moment the fall was counted, this match has been ruled... A DRAW!!!
An appreciative reaction ripples through the Morgantown arena as the two women, realising what has happened, shrug at each other, flashing the briefest of smirks as they do. They then share a quick handshake, in respect and appreciation of a match well fought, before each going their separate ways. The crowd, too, rewards their efforts with a rousing ovation, under which the competitors make their way to the back.
Axel Reid: The fairest of results in the closest of matches. Truly neither woman was the best here tonight, and as fate would have it, both leave Morgantown with a draw on their record!
Ruby Parvati: For once, I'm not complaining...
Axel Reid: You shouldn't. It was a heck of a match. But what's best, there's plenty more still to come here tonight, including a big tag match and an appearance by hometown hero, Seth Iser! Stay tuned, because there's plenty of action left as Breakthrough rolls on!
As Gwen and Constance digest the draw they'll now have on their records, the scene changes to a commercial break.