Post by Satoko on Mar 5, 2015 22:36:32 GMT -6
Light Blue = Thoughts
~Flashback~
We fade in from black to see a Wendy's, it looks just like any other Wendy's with nothing particularly special about it. That is until the camera cuts inside and we see something very special behind the camera, well, someone. It's none other than the great Mattaki Fukushuu looking not so great as he takes a customer's order.
Mattaki: Welcome to Wendy's, how may I help you.
A little bit of my soul is ripped from my body every time I utter those words and it takes every fiber of my being to contort my face in order to display a fake smile to these brain dead chimps known as "customers".
Customer: Um.... I'll have a....
*The customer looks up at the menu*
Customer: Whopper with cheese.
*Mattaki just looks at the man with his mouth slightly open and his right eye twitching*
What was I thinking? Brain dead chimps? No, even they would be able to pick between items WHEN THEY'RE LOOKING AT THE MENU! I want to call him a moron, I want to reach across the counter and bitch slap him, and I want to tell my manager that he can take this job and go fuck himself with it until he dies from it. Yes, that's is what I want to do but I want other things too. Things like being able to eat and having a place to live for the foreseeable future. Also, Neptune will be pissed if I lose another job. On the plus side, he's so cute when that vein in his forehead bulges out. However on the negative side, the last time I got fired he cut me off until I found another job. No sex is far worse than working in this hell hole, far, far worse.
Customer: Uh... So are you going to ring me up or what?
Mattaki: I'm sorry sir, you left me in complete awe with your amazingly stupid....
*Mattaki starts to fake cough when he realizes what he's saying*
Mattaki: Ahem, amazingly stupendous choice! However there is one small problem with your selection, this is Wendy's and we don't serve those here.
Customer: Oh... Um... I'll take a Triple Stack then.
Mattaki: Good choice, that will be $6.35.
Three burger patties huh fatass? Wait, do we have a quadruple burger? Or better yet, quintuple? I need to put that in the suggestion box, I'll make some money while pumping all of these imbeciles full of grease and sending them to early graves! It's the perfect plan.
*The customer swipes his card and Mattaki gives him is receipt then looks on as the customer shuffles over to the end of the counter to wait on his food. Mattaki's attention is then pulled towards the restaurant’s front door. Outside of the glass door Mattaki can see what appears to be some kind of shirtless clown with a group of people surrounding him. He raises an eyebrow then looks over towards the drive through area.*
Mattaki: GARY! Come look at this.
*A nerdy looking teenage boy with acne covering his face emerges from the drive through area and Mattaki points to the front door as he speaks*
Mattaki: What the hell is that.
Gary: Oh, that's Scorpio.
Mattaki: Scorpio?
Gary: Yeah, he's awesome! He eats nothing but Wendy's, he's hilarious, and he just straight up kicks ass. I think he's held the XWF Heavymetal Weight Title 15 times or something plus he's the current champion.
Mattaki: Wait, you watch wrestling? How come you didn't get all worked up when you met me? I've held the XWF Heavy Metal Weight Title, X-Treme Title, and Tag Titles.
Gary: Yeah but you're an asshole.
Mattaki: And you'll probably be a virgin until your thirty-five, now get your ass back to your drive through prison.
*Mattaki shoos Gary away who responds with a middle finger as he walks back to the drive thru area. Mattaki then watches as Scorpio comes walking through the door with a large duffel bag draped over his shoulder and an intense expression on his face. He never takes his eyes off of Mattaki as he steps up to the counter.*
Mattaki: Welcome to Wendy's, can I take your order?
I don't know of it's because I just had to say it to another wrestler or if it's just because I've had it with this place but that hurt far more than it should have. You know what, fuck this! He's the XWF Heavymetal Weight Champion right? That means his title is on the line 24/7, he has referees following his every move, and ANYBODY can pin him for that title at any time. I can take him, I know I can, I'm one of the best wrestlers ever and he's just a painted up meat head. It's time for me to get back into the game, now all I need is an opening.....
Scorpio: I'll have two triple stack combos plea......
*SLAP!*
*Without warning Mattaki punishes Scorpio with a palm thrust right to the throat, Scorpio is coughing and clutching at his neck but Mattaki isn't showing him any mercy. He jumps onto the counter then leaps off it with a moonsault that leaves both men in a heap on the ground and causes Scorpio's duffel bag to go skidding across the dining area floor. The store workers and customers look on in horror as Mattaki stays on the attack by pulling Scorpio up to his feet then driviving his head through a nearby table with a Mattaki Tsunami. Mattaki doesn’t stop there though as as he jumps up and starts peppering Scorpio with kicks to the stomach.It's nothing but offense from Mattaki, Scorpio doesn’t have a chance to do anything! Out of nowhere a man who is easily identified as the manager thanks to his spiffy red tie comes running out from the back of the store and tries to stop Mattaki of Scorpio.*
Manager: What the hell are you doing?
*Mattaki says nothing, he just turns his head and spits a green mist into the managers eyes, the manager falls to the ground rubbing his face leaving Mattaki to unleash more punishment on Scorpio. You can see the evil intentions in Mattaki's eyes as he grabs Scorpio, basically hugging him from behind as he slowly steps backwards until......
*CRASH*
*DRAGON SUPLEX THROUGH THE WINDOW! Glass is laying everywhere and Scorpio now has cuts across his body. Mattaki now climbs on top of Scorpio pinning him and looks around waits for an XWF referee to seemingly pop out of nowhere like he's seen them do a million times before but none appear. Instead Scorpio's duffel bag starts moving, it unzips itself, and WHAT HELL IS THAT?!?!?*
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY!
*Mattaki looks more confused than he ever has in his entire life as his brain tries comprehend the fact that an amputee woman just came out of a duffel bag. After a moment he is finally able to put a sentence together in spite of the confusion.*
Mattaki: I'm pinning him for his Heavy Metalweight Title obviously, I just wish a referee would hurry up and make the damn count! I KNOW ONE OF YA'LL ARE AROUND HERE!
Woman: Heavy Metal What? He doesn't have any titles!
Mattaki: Look you're not fooling me lady, Scorpio is the XWF Heavy Metalweight Champion and I'm taking his title, it's as simple as that.
Woman: Oh no, not again. He isn't Scorpio! He's Jimmy "The Sting King" Vereen
*Gary now pipes in.*
Gary: Oh yeah, I always get those two confused, they look so similar.
Mattaki: Fuck you Gary, fuck you so much.
*Blue flashing lights can now be seen and sirens can be heard as two police cars pull up. All Mattaki can do is shake his head in disbelief.*
Mattaki: Shit, well if I'm going to go to jail can you at least tell me one thing first lady? Why were you in a duffel bag?
Woman: Saves on travel expenses.
Mattaki: Fair enough.
*The camera fades to black as the cops rush onto the scene taking Mattaki into custody.*
