Post by Chris Mosh on May 18, 2015 1:15:10 GMT -6
*Screen fades in with Chris Mosh sitting at his computer looking at the bottom corner of the screen fixing his tie*
Mosh: Oh hey everyone out there in the internet world. This is Chris Mosh, for the people who don't know me and I'm the newest member of VOW, but most of you probably new that. Now I'm here because I get my first match now yes it is on the pre show for the Pay-Per-View but still it is a match because if I win I will go on to the next Pay-Per-View to face the Zero Gravity Champion, but this is an elimination match, so if I end up lasting three of the people and become the runner up, I face the Zero Gravity Champion on Breakthrough, so it is wonderful that VOW is giving me this chance in my first match. Now you are all wonder who my wonderful opponents are. Well first off as I looked at them they are all heels, so I got the fans on my side at least, being the only good, fun loving, fan loving, non-cussing guy. Wait you say, Chris Mosh doesn't Cuss, well no I don't because I don't want to be a bad example to the kids that watch this stuff, plus I don't want to be the reason why your kids cuss, but before I go on my tangent. Let me move on to my opponents.
*Chris grabs a glass of water he has off camera as he takes a drink of it and the places it down off camera again*
Mosh: First we have Cameron Behringer, he looks kind of scary, but I'm not afraid of him. Now we are really close in size and weight so looking at it we are really even, but his mindset might get the best of him in this match, I mean he is unstable and that might be his downfall in this match, plus he has to focus on four other people, I don't know if he will be able to handle that many things at once, but then again maybe he is good at multi-tasking and can win this match or at least come in as runner up since he has to get though me. Next up we have Ace Watson, now once again are weight are about the same but I do have the height, by at least 5 inches. now we are both very well dressed guys by looking at this guys picture on twitter, plus he is already claiming victor in this match. Now Ace, I see you have been in this business for years but come on you know you have to be able to back up everything you say and that is why I don't do a lot of smack talk, but it kind of funny watching him and the most prettiest of all the competitors in this match Lexi Pearl.
*Chris Mosh winks as his smirks*
Mosh: So Lexi, I don't know if I can make to the end with here in this match, I mean she is pretty, I mean her attitude is the opposite of my but opposite attract right. Well of course they do, but back on the match with this petty, independent women. Now looking at her, she is no where by my size, but I'm fine with that, I have been in a few matches with girls and they were really tough and looking at Lexi, she is a tough chick and if anyone is going to beat me, I hope it is her. Now she doesn't have a lot of experiences like some of use other guys in this ring do but she has the looks that will make her win this because if she is not the first one out, I'm might be because she is my distracting during this whole match.
*Chris grabs his glass of water again as he take another drink of it again and then places it off camera again*
Mosh: Now finally my last opponent Feolan O'Hannigain, lets just go with that because it sounds right, Now this is the biggest guy in the match. Now he is the other person I see that can win this match, unless, which it won't happen because everyone beside me has a big ego, need to work together to beat this guy. I mean this guy even says he won't stay down, so if the four of use just keep on beating up on him, he can't get up, but we all know the other guys egos are going to get in the way and then there goes everyone chances of winning the match, so I know you guys aren't going to listen to me but it is still worth a try right, so they're my opponents. Now they will go on about me and tell you all my weaknesses and the stuff about I said in this promo and hey it is all fair game. I mean Lexi is going to use her prettiness against me in the match because I already opened it up. O'Hannigian is going to talk about his size and how he can throw me around like a rag doll, Ace will talk about how he will out wrestle me and Cameron is going to play his mind games, so this is what everyone is going to throw at me and if I can make it to the end of this match and win, I just proved to everyone in VOW I can take what you throw at me, so lose, win, come in at second, no matter what happens, I will one day be a champion, be next week or a year from now, but just as long as all you fans believe in me, it will happen.
*Chris Mosh takes one more drink from his glass of water as he smirks*
Mosh: Mosh Out
*As the camera fades out*